Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

I realized that when he's doing his usual, sitting on the couch, looking into his phone below his chin thing he's cute...

...but as soon as he moves that camera anywhere else he's beyond hot.
 
I realized that when he's doing his usual, sitting on the couch, looking into his phone below his chin thing he's cute...

...but as soon as he moves that camera anywhere else he's beyond hot.
It’s so funny to me that he just works in an office as his main job lmao. I just know he’s been the subject of some co-worker group texts lol
 
Is he also lying about the straight thing?
He has never said he was gay so according to LPSG rules, he is definitely gay. The only way to be more certain is if he finds a long term girlfriend and gets her pregnant. Anyone who does that is basically coming out by LPSG standards
 
Is he also lying about the straight thing?
He has never said he was gay so according to LPSG rules, he is definitely gay. The only way to be more certain is if he finds a long term girlfriend and gets her pregnant. Anyone who does that is basically coming out by LPSG standards
 
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He has never said he was gay so according to LPSG rules, he is definitely gay. The only way to be more certain is if he finds a long term girlfriend and gets her pregnant. Anyone who does that is basically coming out by LPSG standards
From now on I gotta assume he’s lying when he says he’s single cause apparently he had a whole ass gf last year that he brought up on the last podcast and I can only assume it was the girl he was calling his roommate lmao
 
Can we stop assuming people are gay/bi, especially when they say they are straight? It's weird.
All hot men are gay until they get old or fat. Ugly guys of any age are definitely straight though
 
there's a whole porn category about military men who are straight and do stuff .. but that's another thread altogether lol
Yeah but a lot of that is fake- they’re just grabbing young guys and throwing them into atrociously inaccurate military clothes and claiming they’re straight soldiers lmao. But you hit it on the head- that’s another thread lol
 
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