Y’all down BAD
Don’t worry guys I’m sure he’ll give up on women soon and admit he’s into men too
Also to add to the stereotype, no straight man has that many grooming products on his bathroom counter!
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Don’t worry guys I’m sure he’ll give up on women soon and admit he’s into men too
Also to add to the stereotype, no straight man has that many grooming products on his bathroom counter!
oh yall need to stand up! we can thirst all we want but let's not enter delulu land!
This is LPSG, Welcome to delulu land should be at the top of the home page.
They fantasize that not only will he come out and start a good OF, but he will also join LPSG looking for someone to have sex with.
No, no, he will be so taken with how much I---we are in love with him that he will dm m---us and take us on dates and then we will get married and have kitties together. Err... Yes.
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I hope you’ve reconciled yourself with the fact that he will be making all cat related decisions in the delusional relationship.
'Delusional' is harsh, but yes, I am fine with it. He has his kitty, I have mine, and then there will be ours (aka more of his, but I get to love them, too.) I am literally butter in his hands, so he can pretty much do anything and everything he's ever wanted. No icks with him.
Ugh the only thing really delusional is those women throwing themselves at him in his posts’ comments 
Also, is he depressed? His whole shtick about taking shots at himself to gain sympathy is getting kinda old tbh. I just hope he's alright tho coz depression sucks
Also, is he depressed? His whole shtick about taking shots at himself to gain sympathy is getting kinda old tbh. I just hope he's alright tho coz depression sucks
Has he ever said anything about the gays? Like positive or negative?
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Nothing negative, he’s interacted with some gay creators who shouted him out and I’m like 99% sure one of his close friends is gay.
His beefs are always specific tho- like people with veneers or blue eyed people who flash their irises at you like floodlights. He doesn’t usually speak on groups of people in general, he mostly just shits on himself
That being said his video after the election was pretty telling so I was still comfortable following him lol
Jokes aside I do think he’s straight and there’s nothing about him that would *ever* make me think he’ll start an OF. I think his stance on thirst traps pretty much confirms that
Either you're right or he's just a HUGE pick me. Straight men who end up gaining a female fanbase just bc they give off " green flags" tend to be picks meAgain, I hate to be that guy that stereotypes and buys into the LPSG speculation but…
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You mean to tell me most of your friends are women, you grew up as the golden child in your California family, your best friend was the pastor’s son and y’all did everything together but later you descended into alcoholism and now you’re watching The Devil Wears Prada as a comfort movie while you repeatedly shoutout Kacey Musgraves and make plans to move to NYC. At this point the call might be coming from inside the closet
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I mean I’m pretty sure my take was wrong lmao. On one hand he’s definitely called himself a pick me on several occasions but again- if I’m only watching his TikToks he’s hard to pin down(you never know whether he’s joking or being genuine lol).
I’ve seen all the episodes of his podcast and I get different vibes from those, but to your point his manager is a woman and his sister helps him pick out topics. We can definitely see who his target audience is. Also, his Matt Rife commentary from a while ago leads me to believe he’s been consistently catering to an audience of women, so take that as you will lol
Didn't know he had a podcast but OF COURSE he has a podcast. He's a straight white male of course he has a gd podcast.
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How else are the straight white oppressed boys to be heard without their gd podcasts! They all want to grow up to be Joe Rogan.
Ok hold up. Greyson is a typical white boy for starting a podcast, but let's not compare him to that meat sack
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I had no idea
. Honestly that's a yuck. I can't even imagine what he has to talk about but I just know it's nothing special.
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I had no idea
I’m sure he can go on for days about that gd cat. He’ll then have the cat on as a guest and ask it questions and he’ll respond in his own made up cat voice.
Pretty sure he’s doing it ironically and even called attention to the fact that he’s another white man with a podcast. It isn’t that serious.
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"Ironically" producing, editing and distributing a podcast. C'mon!
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