Have you ever accidentally cum onto or into something you didnt mean to?

[quiteHorny]

Let me give you an example, one night this week I was up late edging for hours. It got to a point where I was humping my pillow. I went over the edge and pulled out and unloaded right onto my bed sheets. At which point I realized I fucked up as I had just changed them earlier in the day.

Any experiences like that or just me?

 

[techpump]

Let's see, the list is huge:
The bedframe/headboard of a bed that is not my own; pulling out of my wife to cum on her, we try so that I'm not facing the headboard, but sometimes it happens.
Her hair, I don't want to, but it just goes there sometimes.
Her eyes!!
Something of my wife's that cum should not be on. Like something personal, or her pajamas on the floor near the bed, sometimes it flies over the edge of the bed and hits anything on the floor.
Carpet or a rug, what a mess.

I'm sure there are more but that's what I thought of quick.

 

[Rooker]

Yeah, lots of inadvertent facials or furniture/wall/pile of clothes.

 

[bigbucky]

yrs ago, my gf was giving me a hand job in her mom's car we had borrowed for the evening and I came hard and fast and shot "ropes" on the headliner and fell back on us. quite messy.
my wife jerked me laying on our bed and again I shot ropes.... about 5 ft up the wall behind our headboard. "you're a horse! big balls! big dick!"

 

[chrisrobin]

I had been admiring a chap on the beach, got boned up and began playing with him, so sexy, he lay back on the sand, I licked his nipples, sucked his balls and coc k and when he went to grab my dick I shot my load in the palm of his hand.

 

[eltoro45]

Wife's face receives some friendly fire sometimes if I'm titty fucking her. Definitely painted her tonsils a few times too when the bj was too good to stop.

 

[notthatguy]

Only happens if I cum harder than I was expecting… ceilings, a wall across the room and such.

 

[BubbyGorf]

Let me give you an example, one night this week I was up late edging for hours. It got to a point where I was humping my pillow. I went over the edge and pulled out and unloaded right onto my bed sheets. At which point I realized I fucked up as I had just changed them earlier in the day.

Any experiences like that or just me?

I have a pretty long list-
Sometimes I like to intentionally leave my mark but many times it has been unplanned. The headboard from my high school bedroom was pretty badly saturated by the time I moved out. Was getting a road handy once and accidentally hit the windshield/steering wheel meaning to aim back at myself but I wasn’t in control. Accidentally shot the business end of a toothbrush that didn’t belong to me when I was staying in a hotel and jerked into the sink and unexpectedly fire hosed. Had already cum once that day so I thought it would be a much smaller load. Recently I was sitting on a sofa sucking dick while he stood and I was jerking off at the same time and accidentally shot my load in my empty shoe. Lots of carpet stains I’ve left behind. Definitely my sheets, covers, pillows. Eyes, hair, or missed specific body parts. Also several textbooks that ended up in the crossfire when I’d get horny while studying. Occasionally jerked off under my desk in college and ended up with streaks/ropes of cum down my pant leg instead of the floor. This is all I can think about atm

 

[brobully]

My eye. It gave me an eye sore for a day.

 

[erpap]

I was at work in the bathroom stall standing over the toilet jerking off. Apparently I was so turned on that my pre cum shot out, missed the bowl and two squirts of pre cum shot on the tank of the toilet. About a minute later after jerking so furiously I was so hot I shot a 3 day load all over the wall above the tank. I had to clean up my mess.

 

[JBD_Mikk]

Yes - and I have a vid of when it happened (called "Cumshot surprise" in my gallery). I don't like making a mess so it's a very rare occurrence - while I did have wet dreams early on, I've since always avoided cumming in my clothes or bed sheets (or anywhere else that would be hard to clean up).

But last year, when attempting a video of cumming onto my chest in bed (which I hadn't done often) the first rope went way farther than I expected and landed on the sheets behind my shoulder. It took 3 cycles through the laundry for the small cum stain to completely disappear.

 

[lighthero33]

Does my own face count lol I usually don't shoot too far, typically the first shot lands just above my belly button and the rest shoots out around the same region. One time I must have been more worked up than I thought. First two ropes hit me in the face, one on my cheek and the other on my chin. I've only done it one or two more times since, and can't figure out what the magic ~formula is for it to happen.

 

[erpap]

Does my own face count lol I usually don't shoot too far, typically the first shot lands just above my belly button and the rest shoots out around the same region. One time I must have been more worked up than I thought. First two ropes hit me in the face, one on my cheek and the other on my chin. I've only done it one or two more times since, and can't figure out what the magic ~formula is for it to happen

After seeing your pic. You could shoot on my face!

 

[chrissal480]

Gone through several keyboards hehe

 

[quiteHorny]

Gone through several keyboards hehe

that's so funny. I don't tend to own seperate keyboards cause I've never bought a monitor but I've always thought they were conveniently placed for friendly fire if jerking off at your desk. If your seated and a shooter or if your standing over desk.

Did the cum cause them to stop work?

 

[chrissal480]

Yeah the cum made them quit working ..

Many times I shoot good loads that shoot higher and further than think would .. plus I get into it so much I forget to turn away from the keyboard .

I haven’t went through any keyboards lately .. buying keyboards can get kind of expensive over time

 

[quiteHorny]

Yeah the cum made them quit working ..

Many times I shoot good loads that shoot higher and further than think would .. plus I get into it so much I forget to turn away from the keyboard .

I haven’t went through any keyboards lately .. buying keyboards can get kind of expensive over time

So jerking off can be quite an expensive lifestyle for some

 

[Jddd43]

Oh a ton of stuff,

I hump pillows when I jerk off so I have shot into a pillow a number of times

Kitchen counter once

Into a banana peel after fucking it

Public bathroom floors cause I missed the toilet

 

[headbang8]

The headboard. Often.

I once had a bed with no headboard, set simply against the wall. Washable paint was my parents’ friend.

 

[Robert Dole]

Let me give you an example, one night this week I was up late edging for hours. It got to a point where I was humping my pillow. I went over the edge and pulled out and unloaded right onto my bed sheets. At which point I realized I fucked up as I had just changed them earlier in the day.

Any experiences like that or just me?

Several times when edging late at night or when tired I have dozed off and while half awake or semi dreaming, blown a big load either in my underpants, all over the bed or all over myself. For whatever reason the volume of cum is much more than usual when half asleep, just like a wet dream and it makes a hell of a mess