Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Ever been caught masturbating?

  • Yes, by a parent

    Votes: 93 30.1%
  • Yes, by another relative

    Votes: 45 14.6%
  • Yes by a friend

    Votes: 56 18.1%
  • Yes by a stranger

    Votes: 22 7.1%
  • No

    Votes: 93 30.1%

  • Total voters
    309
I went through this one period toward the end of high school where I just wanted to get caught. I’d jerk it at home on the sofa with the windows open when the landscaper would be working and constantly walking past that window. He did stop by once after weeks of no luck because this time I made sure to have porn playing on my laptop with the volume way up. He actually came to the front door to announced that he was done for the week (he never did that and I was always the only one home when he came.) so when I answered the door I had my hard dick flipped up under the waistband of my shorts and my shirt was short enough that you could clearly see the tip of my dick poking out. He kinda chickened out and just left after saying he’s leaving for the day lol.

Years later I moved to Miami and worked as a dancer/stripper in a gay bar near downtown . I lived on south beach so had to take a bus across the bridge to get home. It’s usually around 4am so the busses are never crowded but quite a few times If someone was sitting in the back I would go and sit across from them and start jerking after a little back and forth eye contact tennis. Sometimes they just watch, sometimes they would Join, sometimes we would get off the bus and go to the nearby cruising park and finish eachother off in the public restrooms.

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Yes, by my wife a few years ago. I developed a habit of taking an afternoon nap nearly every day. Went back to lay down and realized I was very horny. I pulled down my pants and began to masturbate. I'm enjoying myself, not in a particular hurry, and she cracks the door to the bedroom open and sees me in action. "What are you doing!" she asks? "What does it look like?" I answer. "Why are you doing this?" she inquires.

"Because you didn't offer to help me".

She closed the door and I finished up and fell blissfully into a short nap.

It's funny to me that since that time if I want to have sex and she doesn't, I'll just tell her that I'm going to jack off. I'll grab some lube and a cock ring and begin. She never fails to join in and take control. LOL
 
I find this a little funny because if you masturbate enough, I feel everyone will be caught eventually. That is certainly the case for me. I masturbate pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times in a day. I do not cum every time, only cum 2 - 3 times a week (unless I'm really horny and may cum multiple times in a day, but that's a different story). Anyway, yes, I have been walked in on while masturbating, by family, wife, and strangers. Latest event was in a hotel room. I was masturbating while looking at some sex forum site and had the door locked when the housecleaning lady came and knocked on the door. I did not answer because as I said, the door was locked. However, their key can still enter, and enter she did seeing me nude and masturbating. I looked up and said I did not need anything and she said ok. My cock never missed a beat or maybe I should say my hand never missed a beat. She backed out and I kept masturbating.
 
My sister walked in on me in my room- she always knocked after that incident. She screamed and I got "the talk" from my father, he couldn't keep a straight face while he suggested I do "that" in the old long drop toilet and not in the house. I soon discovered that the farm hands used the long drop for the same purpose and there was often a Penthouse to read and often a bull to watch...
 
I've been caught a few times. The one that stands out is my college dorm roommate coming back to the dorms a day early on a weekend and he walked in on my as I stood up to nut and he saw the whole thing
That happened to me too. Dorm roommate came home early from class
 
No, but in the 90’s caught my brother wanking watching Pamela Anderson on Baywatch
Pamela Anderson and here tits were huge turn on for me in 90's! So I jo thinking about her. So your brother has the same taste as me @massi23ita ;)
it was also my crush, I jerked off a lot thinking to her tits
 
No, but in the 90’s caught my brother wanking watching Pamela Anderson on Baywatch

it was also my crush, I jerked off a lot thinking to her tits
She had nice big tits. I would jerk off thinking about sucking on them
 
Thankfully, no. But I had plenty of close calls from parents, grandparents, and most frequently a sibling during that "I wanna spend all my time with you, but only when you wanna be left alone" phase
 
Yeah, once I was having an afternoon nap in my studio apartment, my landlord arranged to have an electrician come in and fix something above my oven even if I wasn't home. I forgot about that when I woke up and decided to open up the hub and bust one out with my headphones on. In walked the electrician as I was half way through stroking it out, not hearing him he walked in front of me, gave me a cheeky wink, and walked into the kitchen area. I quickly covered up put on my tight jeans, he laughed his ass off at me, fixed the oven range and left.