How do you respond when guys comment on the size of your dick?

[FTL8X6]

When you're naked/changing clothes in front of other guys, how do you respond when they say something like... "Man you have a big dick."?

 

[jumbo747jet]

It's very rare that somebody actually comments it even though it does happen. I'd say that maybe 1 out of 100 guys who notices it and looks at it make a comment, or even fewer than that. All look but very few say something.
When I does happen, it of course depends on what they are saying and also on how they are saying something but I will usually just say "thanks" or "yeah, I know, thanks" and probably laugh a little as if they'd just cracked a joke.

Personally, I think it's key to treat all looks and possible comments as compliments which is why I always say thanks.

 

[JohnGw]

I totally agree with Jumbo except that I usually just let it pass and say nothing.

 

[deleted194812]

I’ve had a few comments changing, it’s not common by any means. I’ve probably had more comments on a jockstrap to be honest. Usually, for jock or package, it’s something like “nice” or “looking good” and I try not to feel awkward by that and just say thanks.

most people don’t make it awkward but it’s still a stranger making that comment about another naked person so it’s not always awesome.

now if it’s a partner, make or female, that’s a whole other realm of excitement.

but either way, I had nothing to do with my size so I can’t really take credit for it.

 

[JTBull2]

I say you’re damn right I do bro

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Go by whispering in my ear

 

[TimWalksFunny]

I don't have to be naked to have guys, and an occasional woman, comment on the size of my penis and testicles, I get guys pointing at my crotch, sometimes moving their finger back and forth to signify the long penis bulge as opposed to the roundish testicular(scrotum) bulges, and they comment, "Holy shit! Dude! That's a huge dick!" I respond with, "Yeah, I get told that." or a sarcastic, "Yeah, How about that?" and I get asked, "Is that really your dick (or 'your junk') doing that [bulge]?!" and "What made your junk get that big?!" If the person acts as if they want proof I tell them, "I'm not going to show it to you (expose myself) in a store."

Anytime I'm around people, most of them are going to notice the bulge and many of them will stare at the bulge made by my genitalia. Depending on how many people there are present (the size of the crowd), there is the good chance that people will make comments. If a supermarket is the slightest bit 'busy' there is a good chance that someone will comment or ask me about the size of my private parts. One afternoon in a mall, among several stores, in a rather short period of time, I had five guys ask me about my oversized genitalia. I've overheard guys say, "That guy must have 'elephantitis'! They mean Elephantiasis, and no I don't have that (sheesh!). I can avoid the stares and comments in the wintertime by wearing a coat that hides the crotch bulge, and people probably assume a hip or leg problem is why I waddle when I walk, unless they recognize me from the summertime. When people ask me why my genitals are so big, or if a hormone disorder caused the size, I simply inform them, "It's because of a genetic thing (issue)."

 

[BulgeGuySD]

It's very rare that somebody actually comments it even though it does happen. I'd say that maybe 1 out of 100 guys who notices it and looks at it make a comment, or even fewer than that. All look but very few say something.
When I does happen, it of course depends on what they are saying and also on how they are saying something but I will usually just say "thanks" or "yeah, I know, thanks" and probably laugh a little as if they'd just cracked a joke.

Personally, I think it's key to treat all looks and possible comments as compliments which is why I always say thanks.

good man…!

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Say see how it fits in your hand

 

[coolestguy]

haha, I don't know. I'd love to receive a comment first.

 

[Richard Licks]

When you're naked/changing clothes in front of other guys, how do you respond when they say something like... "Man you have a big dick."?

Never heard it.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Hear it and smile and humbly say thanks.

 

[artboyd]

Even though I consider myself average, I get told that more often than not. My response is always:
"Nah, Im just average"

 

[Sandymat]

Even though I consider myself average, I get told that more often than not. My response is always:
"Nah, Im just average"

Same here but always smile and say I’m glad you like it

 

[1orallinguist]

Thank you.

 

[JessiesGirl]

I used to workout from time to time with a straight guy and afterwards we would shower together at our gym’s communal shower. One day as we walked into the shower he commented on how muscular my ass was, and asked what exercises I was doing for my glutes. I‘d never really thought of my ass as particularly muscular so I took that as quite the compliment. I sheepishly chuckled, said thanks, and responded that I wasn’t doing anything special for my glutes, although I was running hill repeats once a week and that might be helping to build my hamstrings & glutes. I thought it said a lot about my buddy’s confidence in his sexuality that he felt comfortable making a remark like that to another man. He was athletic and attractive, but also married and definitely straight, so there was no sexual interest. Just a nice compliment!

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Hear it and smile and humbly say thanks.

 

[8inchPole]

I just laugh and say thanks. That’s about it

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Say thanks and wag my dick.

 

[Sailingbear]

I just thank them and let it go. You can't hide the bulging, so just accept it.