Jeez, I couldn't have written this any better. A (long) while ago, I've had some nice sex with a guy in my neighbourhood, and then he started saying stuff like, "oh, we could be dating, you could me my boyfriend"... And I was going over my head, "nope, dude, no way in hell". First because I ain't dating no guys; just some foolin' 'round; second, though he was a good fuck and had kind of a nice body, he had a face for radio.