If LPSG had a penis shaped water fountain

[deleted16543241]

Nah, the daily maintenance of wiping them down? Especially with covid? No thanks they'll have to be entertained by just the sight

Entertained just by the sight.... so kinda like a dick shrine?... except this one spurts water... with a sign Look but don't touch!

 

[seventiesdemon]

Circumcised or non circumcised? Not overly fussed about drinking from foreskin fountains................

 

[bigboy9239]

Like I said, if I'm thirsty enough...but I'm not putting my mouth on it anyway. Like a regular fountain.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Circumcised or non circumcised? Not overly fussed about drinking from foreskin fountains................

Dude, these are the kind of found that you don't see at the edge of a building there a center fountain with objects all around them that you can't wait in you just toss coins in you don't sample anything you just take in the Marvel of it.

I don't know how you could have assumed otherwise given some of the images other posters have posted

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Like I said, if I'm thirsty enough...but I'm not putting my mouth on it anyway. Like a regular fountain.

Dude if that's the kind of fountain you really want, you're more than welcome to design your own to put at the edge of the building. And speaking of which can you imagine what kind of a building lpsg would be- vertical with a giant round ball like entrance at the bottom? Of course the Helo pad would have to have some creativity

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....I would imagine it would have a "puckered" entranceway......painted brown...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

LOL....I would imagine it would have a "puckered" entranceway......painted brown...

HAHA. You wanna model typically an entrance from a patently EXIT.....???
Nah, design it to look like two big balls so you can see people "coming".
But enough about the building, any more thoughts on the fountain?

 

[deleted16543241]

One big massive ass dick vein that runs up the back of the shaft leading up to the fren of the fountain. Which water flows through towards the tip and back down.

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....just imagineering......two big balls on either side of the door way...the shaft standing straight up and a big vein as the elevator shaft.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Too bad a graphic artist friend of mine isn't in state; I know he'd have a lot of ideas for this

 

[deleted16543241]

What about one massive ass fountain with thousands of stone schlongs cumming out of it. All different shapes and sizes. Some big, some small, some xxl, some xxs, some cut, and some uncut. From each throbber pulses streams of water down into the pond underneath that is shaped like a massive pair of tits with a cavern which the water flows back down to to flow back up toward the cocks....

Nothing better than a cum fountain on tits amirite???

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What about one massive ass fountain with thousands of stone schlongs cumming out of it. All different shapes and sizes. Some big, some small, some xxl, some xxs, some cut, and some uncut. From each throbber pulses streams of water down into the pond underneath that is shaped like a massive pair of tits with a cavern which the water flows back down to to flow back up toward the cocks....

Nothing better than a cum fountain on tits amirite???

Like I said, multitudes of stone phalluses on the fountain rim firing off onto a gender neutral in the middle.
Or better yet, have them emptying into the basin for an hour then rising up to fire off, God I gotta find my graphic artist buddy!

 

[deleted16543241]

Like I said, multitudes of stone phalluses on the fountain rim firing off onto a gender neutral in the middle.
Or better yet, have them emptying into the basin for an hour then rising up to fire off, God I gotta find my graphic artist buddy!

do it bro... I'd pay good money to have a fountain like that in my own back yard.... it'd be a good talking point sharing a few beers with people... nothing funnier than dick jokes and phalluses to get people laughing

 

[Player_01]

If there were penis shaped water fountains, I'd be the most hydrated guy

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If there were penis shaped water fountains, I'd be the most hydrated guy

Except this is a fountain for exhibition and not drinking out of.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thinking about working up some ideas tomorrow on my day off let you in a little while

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

 

[godcock]

I literally think it would look like ME!

 

[bigboy9239]

Not that you'd ever do that, right, BB?

You never know with me.....LOL depends on how thirsty I am....

 

[bigboy9239]

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Ah....The city of Brotherly love! LOL