So which of these expenses should I try to claim are necessary business expenses?
Homeowners insurance? Auto insurance? Home electric bill? Home utilities? Internet?
Or should I start going on lavish vacations and eating fancy meals that I don't otherwise eat?
If the corpprate entity owns the home it provides to the CEO then it would have to cover the insurance. If it owns the car, it has to insure it. If it provides the CEO with two meals a day, it can do that through ordinary groceries. It doesn't sound like you've ever consulted even a bad accountant. What kind of business has no accountant? And yeah, you also get to pay the accountant before taxes come out. Unincorporated sole proprietors don't get to do that. By the way, establishing an LLC IS incorprotating. At a minimum, get a self help book on the subject.
In summary:
You know what you told me your schedule consisted of, so you know I'll never believe you have a real job (outside of the weekly errand you run for someone else) let alone run a business. Disbelief in your business is compounded by your inability to understand the tax advantages only the various types of corporate structures can provide.
And finally,
No, I only talk back to the people that start it.
You're going to offer all that help and then tell me that you won't even tell me what Round 2 was?
I'm not going to teach social skills to a compulsive liar. Do you honestly think I believe you grow from can't speak to anyone at all to very comfortable casually greeting attractive women in two days? Dude, I was born on a Wednesday but it wasn't last week! All you did from the second I suggested a first step was ask me for the next step. Like you can't complete one task without focusing on the next. Well guess what? I lied too. The real first step is staying in the present. The purpose of the exercise you were given was to simultaneously make you more comfortable with initiating very minor interactions while expecting nothing, forcing you to stay present for the duration of the interaction. But you couldn't stay out of the future. Even after I told you you had to stop pressing forward to move forward, you couldn't do it. So no. I won't coach you. I don't want to. Nice isn't good enough. Only good is good enough. At a minimum trustworthiness, at least.