Jacob elordi

[Eli Hale]

The most any man has in his pants is at minimum 5-6 Inches, good for you for whoring your size queen rosebud but Jacobs dick is definitely average, so choke on it <3

prove it

How would one go about proving something that happened in the past? Do you have a time machine? Can I loan it?

THIS! IKR?
There is a lot of cry baby bitches in here LMAO
Whether they got shrimp and were left unsatisfied is not Jacob's or our problem.
That or they are simple pathetic attention seeking trolls desperately seeking to be fed.

 

[Zevksr]

Ugh cut that hair pls

 

[Xjessicax]

Ugh cut that hair pls

Nooo his hair looks so cute

 

[TeddyFarron]

I don't know why people are complaining about dick sizes here. I've had bfs who were huge and i've had guys who weren't. Like how would i go about proving any of that? Dicks come in all sizes and people here are acting like no, they can only go up to 7 inches unless you're a pornstar?! Like wat???

I hate gay guys sometimes.

 

[Mr_Username]

Ugh cut that hair pls

I think he looks great with long hair. But he also looks good all the time so whatever lol

 

[dingdong]

well that's where you're wrong, because I have met white men with dicks that size, just because you've never seen them in person, doesn't mean they don't exist xD

Did you measure it during sex with the zero mark of the tape placed accurately or are you estimating it is "9 or 10 inches" just because its big?

 

[asdf12341]

Saltburn writer/director on inspiration and bathtub licking that may explain a bit about Jacob’s in the tub scene:

Emerald Fennell Talks “Boy Licking Inside Of A Bathtub” Beginning For ‘Saltburn’ – Contenders London

is it just me or was that scene insanely hot. Also when he jacked off Farleight. God I cant even imagine how hard Oliver would hate fucked him given all the tension and outright despite. Farleighs bussy wouldve been raw pink and leaking

 

[jkc]

is it just me or was that scene insanely hot. Also when he jacked off Farleight. God I cant even imagine how hard Oliver would hate fucked him given all the tension and outright despite. Farleighs bussy wouldve been raw pink and leaking

Bold of you to assume Oliver was topping.

 

[asdf12341]

Bold of you to assume Oliver was topping.

lol no way farleigh is topping

 

[wayne joynx]

lol no way farleigh is topping

if Troye Sivan and Andy Cohen are tops then anybody can be a top

 

[jkc]

lol no way farleigh is topping

I mean, Oliver's straddling him on the bed, then spits in his hand, presumably lubing up Farleigh's dick.

 

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[WDVINCO]

Just need some ass from Jacob and he can leave.
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1769762042200658375?s=20

 

[not_hesoberz]

Just need some ass from Jacob and he can leave.
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1769762042200658375?s=20

he didn't show his ass in season two, wich was very dissappinting, but hoping he shows it in season three

 

[WDVINCO]

he didn't show his ass in season two, wich was very dissappinting, but hoping he shows it in season three

there was nothing really good in season 2, nudity or otherwise.

He needs to do three nude scenes: 1 to make up for skipping a nude scene in season 2, 1 for season 3 cuz it should be manditory, and 1 for the finale cuz it'll be the only thing that'll be good in that.

 

[wayne joynx]

there was nothing really good in season 2, nudity or otherwise.

He needs to do three nude scenes: 1 to make up for skipping a nude scene in season 2, 1 for season 3 cuz it should be manditory, and 1 for the finale cuz it'll be the only thing that'll be good in that.

no main cast member did any nudity in season 2 apart from Sydney. I think the showrunner said that the cast didn't want to

 

[Andromeda12345tyyuu]

this is the face he do after being creampied

 

[WDVINCO]

no main cast member did any nudity in season 2 apart from Sydney. I think the showrunner said that the cast didn't want to

I mean it's Sam, he objectifies that poor woman.

 

[wayne joynx]

I mean it's Sam, he objectifies that poor woman.

I think all the vitriol Sam gets is unwarranted. All the actors who have worked with him love him. You won't find an article of an actor saying they've had a bad experience with him

And with Sydney she has said multiple times that Sam has never made do a scene that she didn't want to, she even came to his defence after the backlash with The Idol

 

[WDVINCO]

I think all the vitriol Sam gets is unwarranted. All the actors who have worked with him love him. You won't find an article of an actor saying they've had a bad experience with him

And with Sydney she has said multiple times that Sam has never made do a scene that she didn't want to, she even came to his defence after the backlash with The Idol

Even if the people working with him enjoy him, he's still a major creep. Look at all the fucked-up shit that DIDN'T make it into The Idol. He's also just a terrible screenwriter.