JOCKS WEAR JOCKS! (jock straps)

I would give up all my Constitutional rights if the government would pass a law that ALL guys have to wear BIKE jockstraps for all sports and then enforce it with officers who themselves wore BIKE jocks under their uniforms. The law should further state that there must be at least an 8-1 athlete/team cocksucker ratio in every locker room in the country.
Hmmm... it almost seems like I have strong feelings on the subject...
 
I would give up all my Constitutional rights if the government would pass a law that ALL guys have to wear BIKE jockstraps for all sports and then enforce it with officers who themselves wore BIKE jocks under their uniforms. The law should further state that there must be at least an 8-1 athlete/team cocksucker ratio in every locker room in the country.
Hmmm... it almost seems like I have strong feelings on the subject...

Hey Man! I second that suggestion
 
I would give up all my Constitutional rights if the government would pass a law that ALL guys have to wear BIKE jockstraps for all sports and then enforce it with officers who themselves wore BIKE jocks under their uniforms. The law should further state that there must be at least an 8-1 athlete/team cocksucker ratio in every locker room in the country.
Hmmm... it almost seems like I have strong feelings on the subject...
I just want jocks to become more common place again.