Joey Birlem

Oh give over, it was a joke. Nobody hates him (maybe those that pay for nudes and get dildo pics. lol)
He’s still really pretty at the end of the day I don’t mind the weak content lol, also some reason he responded back yesterday on snap :O , gonna see where it goes
 
He’s still really pretty at the end of the day I don’t mind the weak content lol, also some reason he responded back yesterday on snap :O , gonna see where it goes
The reason: He wants some money off you
 
Sooo
he announced his "special" Birthday content for weeks.
I mean, if you announce something this much in advance, saying "birthday month is about to go crazyyy" then I expect something never posted before.

I took one for the team and bought his weeek-long announced, super crazy birthday content.
And SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it's not special at all.

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And just in case you read this Joey:
No, your PaCkAgE is not big, it's barely upper average.

Ngl, I bought his birthday content last year, and the birthday content this year. Both times it has been some content, that you have already seen before. For me, this will be the end of the journey with Joey Birlem. Unless he explicitly announces what will be in the picture, he won' get a dime from me.


Here is my little review.

Quality: 4/10
Smartphone pictures, bad lightning, no eye for photography

Frequency: 9/10
Posting something almost daily. Awesome.

Content: 2/10
Abs & ominous "bulges" (haven't seen a actual clear bulge view so far, after hundreds of $). At this rate, he should have had at least a nude already, but he's still even to shy to make a clear real bulge view.

Price: 1/10
Let me say it this way, he has absolutely no price strategy. Sometimes bulge pics cost 10$ while sometimes a picture of him flexing his muscles in long pants cost 40$. The price-performance ratio is bad. If he really has a management for his onlyfans, they surely never visited a course of finance, business administration or anything similar.

Model: 8/10
He is a hottie. No denying in that.

Overall: 4.8/10


p.s.:
To everyone who is already in rage-mode, thinking about going to tell me "dude you are stupid, it's obviously he is a scam. It's obvious he is not showing his dick, ... bla bla"
That's not the point of onlyfans and not the reason I use onlyfans. If you only come here to complain while not even actually sharing your story about that model, not even having spend a single penny, then tone down. People like you make people like me not post content because leechers that are arrogant and complaining don't deserve anything.
Not everyone complaining about Joey is an "arrogant leecher" a lot of people here have been scammed and click baited by his titles and are warning people off.

Some people don't mind paying a lot of money for Instagram pictures and that is fine, it's their money but a lot of people on this site feel they have been scammed by the likes of Joey, Oliver/Seb, Brandon, Jackson, Mark, Luca and whoever else does OF from that group of social media guys when they are posting "watch me jerk this big cock, I can't believe I'm finally showing this" and you see them moving a hand around in the underwear.

I've seen a few of Joeys posts, "I can't believe I'm actually showing ...." and he's never actually showing anything other than a bulge.
 
and whoever else does OF from that group of social media guys when they are posting "watch me jerk this big cock
So true. I mean, just the size comment: statistically only one or two would have a big cock of them. Unless they formed a group of big cocked guys when they met. Which is highly unlikely.

The fact they all have similar bulges makes it very doubtful, too.
But tbh I have no idea who the rest of these "influencers" is.
 
Sooo
he announced his "special" Birthday content for weeks.
I mean, if you announce something this much in advance, saying "birthday month is about to go crazyyy" then I expect something never posted before.

I took one for the team and bought his weeek-long announced, super crazy birthday content.
And SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it's not special at all.

View attachment 97849991

And just in case you read this Joey:
No, your PaCkAgE is not big, it's barely upper average.

Ngl, I bought his birthday content last year, and the birthday content this year. Both times it has been some content, that you have already seen before. For me, this will be the end of the journey with Joey Birlem. Unless he explicitly announces what will be in the picture, he won' get a dime from me.


Here is my little review.

Quality: 4/10
Smartphone pictures, bad lightning, no eye for photography

Frequency: 9/10
Posting something almost daily. Awesome.

Content: 2/10
Abs & ominous "bulges" (haven't seen a actual clear bulge view so far, after hundreds of $). At this rate, he should have had at least a nude already, but he's still even to shy to make a clear real bulge view.

Price: 1/10
Let me say it this way, he has absolutely no price strategy. Sometimes bulge pics cost 10$ while sometimes a picture of him flexing his muscles in long pants cost 40$. The price-performance ratio is bad. If he really has a management for his onlyfans, they surely never visited a course of finance, business administration or anything similar.

Model: 8/10
He is a hottie. No denying in that.

Overall: 4.8/10


p.s.:
To everyone who is already in rage-mode, thinking about going to tell me "dude you are stupid, it's obviously he is a scam. It's obvious he is not showing his dick, ... bla bla"
That's not the point of onlyfans and not the reason I use onlyfans. If you only come here to complain while not even actually sharing your story about that model, not even having spend a single penny, then tone down. People like you make people like me not post content because leechers that are arrogant and complaining don't deserve anything.
Did he really blur out a picture that ppl are expected to pay for to unlock? That’s insaneeeee
 
Sooo
he announced his "special" Birthday content for weeks.
I mean, if you announce something this much in advance, saying "birthday month is about to go crazyyy" then I expect something never posted before.

I took one for the team and bought his weeek-long announced, super crazy birthday content.
And SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it's not special at all.

View attachment 97849991

And just in case you read this Joey:
No, your PaCkAgE is not big, it's barely upper average.

Ngl, I bought his birthday content last year, and the birthday content this year. Both times it has been some content, that you have already seen before. For me, this will be the end of the journey with Joey Birlem. Unless he explicitly announces what will be in the picture, he won' get a dime from me.


Here is my little review.

Quality: 4/10
Smartphone pictures, bad lightning, no eye for photography

Frequency: 9/10
Posting something almost daily. Awesome.

Content: 2/10
Abs & ominous "bulges" (haven't seen a actual clear bulge view so far, after hundreds of $). At this rate, he should have had at least a nude already, but he's still even to shy to make a clear real bulge view.

Price: 1/10
Let me say it this way, he has absolutely no price strategy. Sometimes bulge pics cost 10$ while sometimes a picture of him flexing his muscles in long pants cost 40$. The price-performance ratio is bad. If he really has a management for his onlyfans, they surely never visited a course of finance, business administration or anything similar.

Model: 8/10
He is a hottie. No denying in that.

Overall: 4.8/10


p.s.:
To everyone who is already in rage-mode, thinking about going to tell me "dude you are stupid, it's obviously he is a scam. It's obvious he is not showing his dick, ... bla bla"
That's not the point of onlyfans and not the reason I use onlyfans. If you only come here to complain while not even actually sharing your story about that model, not even having spend a single penny, then tone down. People like you make people like me not post content because leechers that are arrogant and complaining don't deserve anything.
Sorry you had to pay for THAT
 
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I am absolutely dumbfounded that there are still people on this thread debating about his OF. He's been posting shit content for stupid money with clickbait titles for what, two years now? And people are still subbed to him? It beggars belief.
The only solution at this point would be for onlyfans to shut down. These people have taken advantage of weak mindsets and it's very sad. It's borderline fraud.
 
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The only solution at this point would be for onlyfans to shut down. These people have taken advantage of weak mindsets and it's very sad. It's borderline fraud.
OF love that they have such a great network of manipulators bringing them in billions each year, they will never close down unless a disaster happens and if they do, you have a load of other sites very similar.
 
The only solution at this point would be for onlyfans to shut down. These people have taken advantage of weak mindsets and it's very sad. It's borderline fraud.
Taking money from people lacking in self control is the basis for almost all advertising. People do stupid things with their money all the time. I don't see that as a reason more sensible people should "suffer" from a ban