Sooo
he announced his "special" Birthday content for weeks.
I mean, if you announce something this much in advance, saying "birthday month is about to go crazyyy" then I expect something never posted before.
I took one for the team and bought his weeek-long announced, super crazy birthday content.
And SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it's not special at all.
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And just in case you read this Joey:
No, your PaCkAgE is not big, it's barely upper average.
Ngl, I bought his birthday content last year, and the birthday content this year. Both times it has been some content, that you have already seen before. For me, this will be the end of the journey with Joey Birlem. Unless he explicitly announces what will be in the picture, he won' get a dime from me.
Here is my little review.
Quality: 4/10
Smartphone pictures, bad lightning, no eye for photography
Frequency: 9/10
Posting something almost daily. Awesome.
Content: 2/10
Abs & ominous "bulges" (haven't seen a actual clear bulge view so far, after hundreds of $). At this rate, he should have had at least a nude already, but he's still even to shy to make a clear real bulge view.
Price: 1/10
Let me say it this way, he has absolutely no price strategy. Sometimes bulge pics cost 10$ while sometimes a picture of him flexing his muscles in long pants cost 40$. The price-performance ratio is bad. If he really has a management for his onlyfans, they surely never visited a course of finance, business administration or anything similar.
Model: 8/10
He is a hottie. No denying in that.
Overall: 4.8/10
p.s.:
To everyone who is already in rage-mode, thinking about going to tell me "dude you are stupid, it's obviously he is a scam. It's obvious he is not showing his dick, ... bla bla"
That's not the point of onlyfans and not the reason I use onlyfans. If you only come here to complain while not even actually sharing your story about that model, not even having spend a single penny, then tone down. People like you make people like me not post content because leechers that are arrogant and complaining don't deserve anything.
