Joey Birlem

[Pinhead Larry]

Im not normally a tat guy but that hand one doesnt do anything for me but.. yea hes still hot as hell.

I’m like the opposite. It depends on the guy but some guys look so hot with tattoos.

 

[WillItBanana]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

Um

 

[PJS65647]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

Pathetic

 

[Xjessicax]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

Yes because you obviously saw him without underwear

 

[Pinhead Larry]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

Never. Joey does not have a small dick. He is probably 7 inches cut.

 

[fzcbb4]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

There has never been any underwear or towel pics afaik and he always wears jeans or non bulgy clothing.

Also no bulge can either mean small or large dick, you can't tell solely on that. I give you a 2 for effort.

 

[deleted1521462]

There’s no bulge ever he wears his boxers low to begin with and then his pants below his ass and dick so there should clearly be some outline of a dick all you see is flatness….

 

[Ohheyyu]

Size queens be quiet already

 

[billymully]

I’ve concluded he has a mocro penis because there is never any type of lump anywhere no bigger than 3 to 4 inches hard

Where is the screen cap from? like do you know the date from the live etc?

 

[deleted1521462]

Where is the screen cap from? like do you know the date from the live etc?

That persons tiktoc

 

[billymully]

Thanks

 

[fzcbb4]

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Waitt, that can't be his dick bulging like that... can it? It must be something in his pocket..?

 

[Pinhead Larry]

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Stud

 

[chrisoby9]

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That is a lovely looking bulge just imagine being on your knees in front of him

 

[Pinhead Larry]

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Yummy

 

[Bma12]

Yael said he has an STD

 

[Xjessicax]

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Not everyone saying there’s a bulge when it’s probably just a fold on his pants

 

[Dokteki]

Not everyone saying there’s a bulge when it’s probably just a fold on his pants

A fold in his pants would be closer to actual VPL than waht most people see on here. 99% of the times someone excitedly posts "VPL Pic" there is nothing to see

 

[Pinhead Larry]

Dick bulge or not I’d suck his dick anytime he wanted it if given the chance

 

[jd401615]

I’d pay $50/month for Joey to make an Onlyfans. I don’t even care if he posts nudes. What a stud. I hope he sees this. Take my money fukboi

I feel the same, it's not about findom either. Joey just does something for me that none of the others out there do. IDK what it is but I just love the guy. If he set something up and even stated up front that there would never be nudes, I'd still support him. It's like that hot coworker you always buy coffee for...he's young and cute with gorgeous eyes and a killer body so you don't mind picking up some breakfast for him on your way in. Diane down the hall on the other hand, well that bitch can get her own damn coffee, the nerve of her to even ask. Do I look like a goddamn soup kitchen to you Diane? But Joey, sure buddy I'll get you a bagel too, anything else big guy, I'm paying.