Joey Birlem

[Breakers]

While this isn’t anywhere close to making up for all the shit he’s pulled, he’s definitely headed in the right direction.
Never thought I’d see a post of him showing off a boxer-bulge with his jeans down.

Seems like income has been decimated and the feedback has been abysmal and now he’s SLOWLY giving actual hints toward some content.

If he posts pics of his hard, exposed cock leaking precum with a hint to vids of him a wanking, I’ll consider subbing and paying for PPVs.

Also, not sure if I’m blind, but does anyone else not see a head? Is he actually uncut?

I’d never expect him to be super explicit like that but maybe some shadow cock work or busting on a dark table….I’d like to see if Joey or Brandon win for load size and distance!

Maybe wet white boxers front and a full uncovered fuzzy butt on the other. Macro photography could be really hot like a super close up of just his dick hole with a drop of precum in it lol or nuts/nips. There are infinite hot valid approaches he could take that he could be comfortable and ease into it that aren’t straight up deception.

 

[Dazza123]

Also, not sure if I’m blind, but does anyone else not see a head? Is he actually uncut?

They're baggy af and black with absolutely no definition so there's no way to tell for sure

 

[Menulis]

Did everyone else get this? I’m wondering what it consists of.

Nothing worth 15$ I assure you.

 

[lifeisgood_]

Nothing worth 15$ I assure you.

Did you buy it or just assuming?

 

[Menulis]

Did you buy it or just assuming?

I don't have to assume. I'm making a logical deduction based off his previous history of ripping off his fanbase.

 

[HisokaZ]

Did you buy it or just assuming?

This makes you sound so naive and gullible. This entire thread tells you whatever it is will not be worth $15, and not what you hope it is. Hell, he didn't even use the eggplant emoji this time so it might just be a pic of his "abs" at a good angle.

 

[deleted13947531]

I don't have to assume. I'm making a logical deduction based off his previous history of ripping off his fanbase.

That’s still an assumption… it’s probably right but still.

 

[Kingwellismyking]

Did everyone else get this? I’m wondering what it consists of.

I'm willing to say it's abs. It's all he shows.
He's got amazing abs, yea. It's silly to base your entire personality on your abs... well, I'll let you decide. One can only milk the same stuff over and over again enough times.

 

[Dokteki]

That’s still an assumption… it’s probably right but still.

A logical assumption is better than the usual dumbass thirst driven assumptions you get here. The logical person saves money the dumbass wastes on crappy pictures of nothing good.

 

[TariusTang]

A logical assumption is better than the usual dumbass thirst driven assumptions you get here. The logical person saves money the dumbass wastes on crappy pictures of nothing good.

You understand it’s still an assumption though right? Like what they said has nothing to with what you just said like if you said you made an hypothesis you’re still making an assumption.

 

[SenorAnon]

In my opinion, and based on his OF content so far, anything under $35 is most likely Instagram level content.

 

[lifeisgood_]

I'm just trying to find out whether he sent that post out to everyone or just me, since I've been requesting a feet pic from him for a while now, and if anyone here purchased it. A $15 pic from him is obviously not going to be a nude, I'm well aware of that. But with the vague caption, I doubt it's a feet pic either.

This makes you sound so naive and gullible. This entire thread tells you whatever it is will not be worth $15, and not what you hope it is. Hell, he didn't even use the eggplant emoji this time so it might just be a pic of his "abs" at a good angle.

 

[Xjessicax]

I changed the lighting also someone with photoshop skills should make these into fakes

This is so hot

 

[Menulis]

You understand it’s still an assumption though right? Like what they said has nothing to with what you just said like if you said you made an hypothesis you’re still making an assumption.

If I go outside in the rain I'll get wet... the next time it rains... then it stands to reason that I can safely deduce if I stand outside in it I will again get wet. This isn't rocket science but you're fanboy without telling us you're a fanboy.

 

[TheSorcerer]

are we allowed to post fakes made from content shown here? I kinda want to try and see if I could personally attempt the effort at some point.

 

[deleted13947531]

are we allowed to post fakes made from content shown here? I kinda want to try and see if I could personally attempt the effort at some point.

Considering none of the actual content has been taken down I think that would be fine but I don’t see any potential for good fakes in his pics.

 

[paleotter]

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Love how he always makes sure to block his face in these pics, as if he’s doing some dirty deed on Snapchat he doesn’t want to get out.
Dude is so insecure it’s unreal, and yet he wants to earn a living from it

 

[Bigwhite312]

Is it just me or did he completely stop posting on snap??

 

[Pinhead Larry]

Is it just me or did he completely stop posting on snap??

He is random with his snap. One day he will randomly be back.

 

[TariusTang]

If I go outside in the rain I'll get wet... the next time it rains... then it stands to reason that I can safely deduce if I stand outside in it I will again get wet. This isn't rocket science but you're fanboy without telling us you're a fanboy.

I don’t think you understand the word