Johnny Orlando

Isn’t admitting a crush on Harry how Joshua Bassett also slipped up and accidentally outed himself? lol

Bless Harry Styles for turing an entire generation gay!
it's a shame a whole generation couldn't find an actually attractive dude to use as the turning point in their sexuality
 
Who would have been yours?
there's so many hot guys that are quite popular with gen z. like tom holland, timothee chalamet. fucking hell, even shawn "i wake up sweating in terror because of the gay rumors" mendes would've been a better choice
 
there's so many hot guys that are quite popular with gen z. like tom holland, timothee chalamet. fucking hell, even shawn "i wake up sweating in terror because of the gay rumors" mendes would've been a better choice
Top “man crushes“ I hear from straight dudes, like if you ask them on TikTok are Tom Holland, Ryan Reynolds (by far), and maybe their gym bro crush like Alex Eubanks… then sometimes you’ll get like a Zac Efron, young Leo, Hugh Jackman and maybe Shawn Mendes, but I don’t ever really hear Harry Styles mentioned, until you ask the gay/ bi guys… then Harry jumps near the top, along with Tom Holland and sometimes Shawn.
 
The way people are gonna seamlessly transition to “queer baiting” accusations the minute he annoys them
 
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He did it himself? You tripping. If LPSG ain’t gonna do anything else, it’s making any celebrity dude who don’t follow stereotypes gay lol but okay! :joy:
He literally said he would fuck Harry styles. If that's not gay/bisexual I dunno wtf to tell you lol. I swear people nowadays just be like oh yeah I take 2 dicks in the ass at the same time but that doesn't make me gay! Stop living with stereotypes hurr furr ... like come on man
 
Ok tune to play the game everyone! Reply with your own guesses!

Penis Size: 7-7.5"
Ball Size: Average
Grow-er or Show-er: show-er
Cut or Uncut: Cut
Pubic Hair: Trimmed/shaped but relatively hairy
Ball Hair: Yes
Sexual Activity: 100% Virgin
Masturbation Frequency: 3-5 times per week
i doubt he's a virgin, not a goodie-goodie but i would assume he has had his dick wet a few times
 
He literally said he would fuck Harry styles. If that's not gay/bisexual I dunno wtf to tell you lol. I swear people nowadays just be like oh yeah I take 2 dicks in the ass at the same time but that doesn't make me gay! Stop living with stereotypes hurr furr ... like come on man
He actually didn’t “literally” say that and the quip seemed pretty clearly meant to be tongue in cheek. More like when a straight guy jokes he’d give Chris Hemsworth a handjob than something like Joshua Bassett’s comment, which were actually a “coming out”. But no one has a sense of humor anymore about celebrities, and they certainly can’t pick up on irony in general, so every word has to be hyper analyzed. Like when Charlie Puth made a similar comment about Harry, or Billie Eilish got backlash for saying “I love girls”. Johnny has literally said he’s straight. And yes, before a dozen people reply, I know young guys can lie about that but just as often, people want to slot someone into a box that fits their fantasies and/or stereotypes.