Ladies how many guys have you seen with huge Balls

[Mojoman]

Just curious

 

[Patchos]

Just curious

Fuck it, I'll bite. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

 

[Mojoman]

I think you get the wrong impression. Not talking about mine here.

 

[hotwetkiss]

Never

 

[EllieP]

Like almost every week: Total Wipeout - Compilation Of Big Red Balls - YouTube

 

[Mojoman]

LOL

 

[D_Sandy_Krautch]

Probably fewer than you have

 

[Mojoman]

I doubt that I did not even know mine were on the large side until a GF recently said something about them. About 8 weeks ago. I had to look it up.

 

[Serial Kisser]

You had to look it up? On what? The big balls dictionary? Usually, people looking for balls look down.

 

[Mojoman]

They could have been watermelons and I would not have known the difference. I had not seen more than a hand full of guys before then. Now I kind of fear they may be to large. Na I am tired of being insecure. Fuck it. They look fine to me.

 

[Serial Kisser]

I couldn't care less about a guy's balls.

 

[Mojoman]

You would if he had none. He would have no intrest.

 

[Serial Kisser]

You would if he had none. He would have no intrest.

Ok, male, please tell me, female, more about how I would feel and what I would think. I love that.

I've been with a guy who had one ball, I didn't care. Less work for me to do when I'm blowing him.

 

[D_Sandy_Krautch]

Where's the "like" button?

 

[Serial Kisser]

Where's the "like" button?

Don't be coy. You know where my like button is. :smile:

 

[Mojoman]

Damn I hate that women want to be sweet talked have their needs attended to bla bla. But they dont give a crap about the guys needs. I KNOW you can argue the other way to. Bottom line both are very selfish just most guys admit it. Yes I realize some guys are jerks. The others get a raw deal as the result. Wait a minute how did this get side tracked. I would not dream of telling you what to think if you could not think for yourself You would not be interesting. Sounds like you need to remove that chip you are carring around though. It will screw you in the end.

 

[Serial Kisser]

Damn I hate that women want to be sweet talked have their needs attended to bla bla. But they dont give a crap about the guys needs. I KNOW you can argue the other way to. Bottom line both are very selfish just most guys admit it. Yes I realize some guys are jerks. The others get a raw deal as the result. Wait a minute how did this get side tracked. I would not dream of telling you what to think if you could not think for yourself You would not be interesting. Sounds like you need to remove that chip you are carring around though. It will screw you in the end.

Please, enlighten me as to when and where this woman said she wanted or needed to be sweet talked? I dated a guy in college who was only concerned with his needs. It didn't last. I am not a selfish lover, and there are those on this site who can attest to that, if I felt the need to prove it to a pissant such as yourself. I love giving oral, way more than I like receiving it, but the minute the man whines about his needs, my sex drive is shut off completely. In fact, with few exceptions, in my experience, it is the MALE who is selfish and only concerned with getting his. So, save it.

 

[Mojoman]

LOL wow that chip is bigger than I thought. I did not start this. I bow out you win I am a selfish son of a. Did not intend to offend. SORRY.I am not the guy hurt you in college.

 

[D_Sandy_Krautch]

Don't be coy. You know where my like button is. :smile:

*push*

 

[Chaotica]

They could have been watermelons and I would not have known the difference. I had not seen more than a hand full of guys before then. Now I kind of fear they may be to large. Na I am tired of being insecure. Fuck it. They look fine to me.

There's nothing to be insecure about. Don't most guys wish they had big ones? This is supposed to be a good thing. I have seen only a couple of really big ones. But there is no correlation to penis size. Are you worried there may be a medical issue?