Ladies?

I am fascinated by them...

Are they like the ones I see on TV?
Do they really make a *honka-honka* sound when you squeeze them?

These things keep me awake at night...

See? See?

Yes, they do honk. If you turn the left run just right it squeaks. And if you turn it enough you get a smack you across the face. Moderation.

Now take a nap!
 
I've been told by a gay man that gay men like boobs. So that's my rasion d'etre.
I've had my nap now, so I've given it some serious thought...

Your friend could be onto something, Case in point - Samantha Fox and Sabrina Salerno started their careers in 'glamour' modelling, but eventually became two (dare I say four, nyuk nyuk) icons among gay men.

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I am fascinated by them...

Are they like the ones I see on TV?
Do they really make a *honka-honka* sound when you squeeze them?

These things keep me awake at night...
I once hit a jerky dude in the eye with breast milk.
 
I'm hearing from people here that there are no women or this isn't for women looking to see if this is true lol. I mean it seems odd that no ladies are here who enjoy large penis. I can't help thinking that if there was a tight vagina support group that also wouldn't be aimed at straight men... So my question is, are we just aiming these type of potentially sexual sites at homosexuals and bisexuals only?
For a long while, it was either Ladies of the EasyBake(C)oven, or cam model/OF models/somehow you pay to play women on here. And catfish.
I doubt it’s better.