SUPER MONDO BALL REVIEW
This rubbery kid's toy ball may be sold under a variety of names, but one of the ones it goes by is Super Mondo Ball. Although parents and the toy manufacturer would surely be horrified to hear, this thing gets along GREAT with adult male genitalia. It has such a wide variety of interesting ways to use it, it's definitely one of my favorite jack-off toys. Even better, you should be able to find it for under $10 locally at small, independent toy stores.
It's basically a squishy, stretchy ball you can turn inside out through a circular opening. One side is smooth and silky like a tit, and the other has weird, wiggly "tendril" protrusions softly poking out like a sea anemone. It doesn't feel like either traditional sex or a typical dick masturbator but it feels great!
You don't really need lube because it's so smooth and silky, but a water-based lube can double your range of sensations. Without lube, its stretchy fleshy material has a nice "stickiness" to it so that it clings to itself.
The way the thing is shaped with its opening, it can stretch to wrap around your balls so you're hung like an elephant.
But what feels even better is having it wrapped around your entire genital package and cling down there hands-free. It feels wonderful the way it hugs, cock/balls and all, with a gentle downward tug provided by gravity. It feels *awesome* just walking around with it swinging around and hugging and tugging down there on my gear. Since it's stretchy, it will expand to accommodate an erection. However, if you're trying to get it to do this thing to contain both your shaft and your 'nads, it goes on best if you wrap it around everything when your penis is still fairly soft, letting it grow inside.
With a little water-based lube (or even if you're getting sweaty down there), gravity will pull the Mondo Ball sliding down off of your genitals, caressing your package as it moves down. Not a bad thing!!
When reversed so the smooth side is inside and the "tendril" "finger" things are on the outside, gripping the ball causes the "tendrils" to cling together. They'll slowly spread themselves back apart, causing the Mondo Ball to tingle as it pops back into shape. That feels like it's got a life all its own. With the "tendrils" inside, the way they wriggle around your shaft as they separate is also a wild sensation.
Sitting or lying on your back with it cupped around your entire package and the smooth side facing out, if you stretch the opening apart and press it against your skin, it shrinks back into place around your manhood with a crazy lifelike slither.
More than just a million new ways to spice up stroking your shaft, this thing is like having a weird little friend that enjoys gently grabbing your manhood. Actually, especially in "tendrils-out mode," it looks rather freaky, as if some bizarre space creature has attached itself to your crotch to feed off your sexual energy.
But enough of the foreplay. Here's just a start of the varied ways to stroke yourself to climax with the Mondo Ball:
- The Hug & Tug - With both your dick and nuts all inside the thing (as described above), grab around your erection and pump up and down. Especially with the tendrils inside, it tugs my balls up and down together with my rod in a pleasurable way I've never felt before. Something a vagina or a Fleshlight just can't do.
- The Hot Dog Bun - Flatten the ball like a tortilla with the smooth side out, and then grip your wiener.
- The Double Side Grip - Hold both sides with your fingertips and sides of your thumbs pressed against your rod inside of it. Then alternate squeezing and releasing your grip. Works great with either the smooth or fingery texture squishing around your hard member. This can create a nice sucking inside. Thrust in/out of it for yet another variation.
- The Mitt - Put your whole hand inside it and do whatever you usually do as a naked horny man with your hand between your thighs.
And remember with anything you do with it, you can turn it inside out for a totally different texture/feeling.
Forewarning: the Mondo Ball has perforations in the material; if you cum inside it with its membrane stretched tight against your dick head, semen will probably squirt out through. Again, not a bad thing! (If you look closely at this you can see a string of my jizz squeezing out one of the holes.)
And yeah, it also cleans easily with soapy water.