LPSG's Top 10 Most Monstrous Monster Cocks

RealBigandLong are you a pumper? Looks like it. Because some of your photos you look a lot smaller. I would say 8 inches measured properly. Which is clearly big I am not saying you aren't.

You aren't bigger than me though. I am at least 3 millimeters long.
 
Also since I don't have pictures yet I shouldn't say this maybe but how about just get a ruler and measure your dick that way. No fake ruler. Get a metal tape measure thing. Whip it out, don't cheat and then we can really see who who the biggest is.
 
Lol realbigandlong so where are the pictures of you measuring yourself properly with a tape measure? Like I said where are the pictures of anybody being measured properly?

Again I am not saying you don't have a big dick. I just wished people would just use a tape measure to remove all doubt to that persons size.

So you are around 8 inches right realbigandlong? I don't know your height but I am 6'2 and to my knee is about 14 inches. Your dick doesn't come close to reaching your knee but I don't know your height.
 
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Lol realbigandlong so where are the pictures of you measuring yourself properly with a tape measure? Like I said where are the pictures of anybody being measured properly?

Again I am not saying you don't have a big dick. I just wished people would just use a tape measure to remove all doubt to that persons size.

So you are around 8 inches right realbigandlong? I don't know your height but I am 6'2 and to my knee is about 14 inches. Your dick doesn't come close to reaching your knee but I don't know your height.

But Pringles cans are the new yardstick, rulers are too short for the real monsters of LPSG.

BJ :rolleyes:
 
Lol probably BaddJack. Even with the Pringles can you can see how they cheat by sitting down. They put the can down by their balls to get the desired effect. Even if you look at a guy like Q or whatever his name is. He used to use all types of camera tricks to look bigger. Look at some of his more recent pictures. His dick is barely over his navel.

I guess getting a yardstick, ruler, a tape measure is too much to ask. Just put your dick close to the camera, use some type of camera trick and you too can claim to be 12 inches when at best that person is 8 inches which is damn huge enough.

I guess so many guys still feel if they aren't 10 inches plus they aren't packing.
 
BaddJack he will never measure himself properly neither will most guys here because then you realize how they aren't close the size they claim. They need to feel needed so they lie about their dick size and people here fall for it and idolize them.

RealBigandLong is maybe 8 if that. He is also clearly a pumper. You can tell by the soft appearance of his cock even when he is suppose to be hard.

Also the biggest condoms on the market are Durex XXL who are 9.5 inches long. He isn't using them in his condom picture and it completely covers his dick. Then in some pictures he uses a small condom so people will say wow his dick is so big a condom can't fit him. Kind of like Mandingo did in one scene with Riley whatever her name is.
 
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BaddJack he will never measure himself properly neither will most guys here because then you realize how they aren't close the size they claim. They need to feel needed so they lie about their dick size and people here fall for it and idolize them.

RealBigandLong is maybe 8 if that. He is also clearly a pumper. You can tell by the soft appearance of his cock even when he is suppose to be hard.

Also the biggest condoms on the market are Durex XXL who are 9.5 inches long. He isn't using them in his condom picture and it completely covers his dick. Then in some pictures he uses a small condom so people will say wow his dick is so big a condom can't fit him. Kind of like Mandingo did in one scene with Riley whatever her name is.

It have to be bigger then 8", probobly 10".