Luigi Mangione

[Jabr]

LMAO, the way he fits right in:

When we drive in your car, I'm your baby (so sweet)
Losing all my innocence in the back seat
Say you love, say you love, say you love me (love me)
Losing all my innocence in the back seat

 

[Darkwalker7782]

How many people have gotten to see him naked??? So fucking lucky

 

[Hix]

I've tried to discuss on other threads but get shut down. On this one though there's an Admin note etc.
What's going on and actually, who is he?????
In lamens terms.

Have you considered typing his name into the search engine of your choice?

 

[Eroxica]

Portland, Oregon.

 

[Christopher_James]

He's the dude that's being accused of killing Brian Thompson, former CEO of UnitedHealthcare, a scummy health insurance company

I have heard the name but hadn't realised this.
Wow, that's pretty shocking.

 

[Eroxica]

The Luigi Effect

 

[Player_01]

New poll finds most Americans believe insurance companies have some blame for the UHC CEO death as well

About 7 in 10 adults say that denials for health care coverage by insurance companies, or the profits made by health insurance companies, also bear at least “a moderate amount” of responsibility for Thompson’s death. Younger Americans are particularly likely to see the murder as the result of a confluence of forces rather than just one person’s action.

Most Americans blame insurance profits and coverage denials alongside killer in UnitedHealthcare CEO death, poll finds

 

[heatseeker33]

New poll finds most Americans believe insurance companies have some blame for the UHC CEO death as well



Most Americans blame insurance profits and coverage denials alongside killer in UnitedHealthcare CEO death, poll finds

Obviously Luigi's defence team will be arguing the "mitigating circumstances" of his chronic lower back pain + personality-altering pain meds he may have been taking + putting the entire "greedy, corrupt, broken" U.S. Healthcare + Insurance system on trial. The end-game goal being to potentially secure a guilty verdict, but with the possibility of parole 25-30 years down the road

 

[brandonurreaaa]

I’m surprised no one has made a Luigi AI porn vid…I need it so bad

 

[Will209]

Yall can never make me hate this man. Everything about this fucker just makes him hotter.

 

[uwbadgers23]

Yall can never make me hate this man. Everything about this fucker just makes him hotter.

Same. This quote gets me every time I read it

 

[Otterpup734]

Obviously Luigi's defence team will be arguing the "mitigating circumstances" of his chronic lower back pain + personality-altering pain meds he may have been taking + putting the entire "greedy, corrupt, broken" U.S. Healthcare + Insurance system on trial. The end-game goal being to potentially secure a guilty verdict, but with the possibility of parole 25-30 years down the road

With ALL the other lawlessness going on, this case should be tossed out.

 

[lumivalkoinen]

I’m surprised no one has made a Luigi AI porn vid…I need it so bad

There is so much of it on this thread???

 

[parsonstreet]

I believe the reason Trump panders to the Christian right and opposes abortion is because he is afraid.

Afraid that one of his victims, Sorry! I mean Wives, Girlfriends, Porn star conquests or whomever he decides to grope by the thingamajig terminates one of his genetic offerings. Which I am sure has happened countless times unbeknownst to him.

Now contrast that with Luigi. Can you imagine if you were impregnated by Luigi? After the initial heavenly penetration and mind altering orgasm, on hearing the news of the impregnation your heart would start to beat dangerously fast.

The labour stage would be pain free due to the adrenalin rush of anticipation as you waited to see the emergence of what your blessed union with Mr Mangione had produced.

The midwife would faint as the infant emerged and have to have a Jug of ice and water thrown on her.

Locals would would cue round the block to see the sanctified toddler. Al Qaeda, Hamas, The IRA, Eco terrorists etc would be considering how they could stage a kidnapping in order to a claim a massive ransom on the priceless exemplar.

And when Luigi arrived back from his work as superman and cradled the babe in his arms against his bare tanned muscular chest you would literally go into a state of hysteria for the next several days claiming to have seen visions of Cherubim and Seraphim and you would eventually be sectioned in the local mental asylum where you would spend your remaining decades uttering disjointed prose about The Messiah, The Apocalypse and the second coming and claim that Luigi was appearing in the bath tub, wardrobe and under the bed with a halo and golden sword and 77ft cock..

 

[photojosh]

I believe the reason Trump panders to the Christian right and opposes abortion is because he is afraid.

Afraid that one of his victims, Sorry! I mean Wives, Girlfriends, Porn star conquests or whomever he decides to grope by the thingamajig terminates one of his genetic offerings. Which I am sure has happened countless times unbeknownst to him.

Now contrast that with Luigi. Can you imagine if you were impregnated by Luigi? After the initial heavenly penetration and mind altering orgasm, on hearing the news of the impregnation your heart would start to beat dangerously fast.

The labour stage would be pain free due to the adrenalin rush of anticipation as you waited to see the emergence of what your blessed union with Mr Mangione had produced.

The midwife would faint as the infant emerged and have to have a Jug of ice and water thrown on her.

Locals would would cue round the block to see the sanctified toddler. Al Qaeda, Hamas, The IRA, Eco terrorists etc would be considering how they could stage a kidnapping in order to a claim a massive ransom on the priceless exemplar.

And when Luigi arrived back from his work as superman and cradled the babe in his arms against his bare tanned muscular chest you would literally go into a state of hysteria for the next several days claiming to have seen visions of Cherubim and Seraphim and you would eventually be sectioned in the local mental asylum where you would spend your remaining decades uttering disjointed prose about The Messiah, The Apocalypse and the second coming and claim that Luigi was appearing in the bath tub, wardrobe and under the bed with a halo and golden sword and 77ft cock..

 

[weebs79]

LMAO, the way he fits right in:

This thread is so unserious

 

[Otterpup734]

I believe the reason Trump panders to the Christian right and opposes abortion is because he is afraid.

Afraid that one of his victims, Sorry! I mean Wives, Girlfriends, Porn star conquests or whomever he decides to grope by the thingamajig terminates one of his genetic offerings. Which I am sure has happened countless times unbeknownst to him.

Now contrast that with Luigi. Can you imagine if you were impregnated by Luigi? After the initial heavenly penetration and mind altering orgasm, on hearing the news of the impregnation your heart would start to beat dangerously fast.

The labour stage would be pain free due to the adrenalin rush of anticipation as you waited to see the emergence of what your blessed union with Mr Mangione had produced.

The midwife would faint as the infant emerged and have to have a Jug of ice and water thrown on her.

Locals would would cue round the block to see the sanctified toddler. Al Qaeda, Hamas, The IRA, Eco terrorists etc would be considering how they could stage a kidnapping in order to a claim a massive ransom on the priceless exemplar.

And when Luigi arrived back from his work as superman and cradled the babe in his arms against his bare tanned muscular chest you would literally go into a state of hysteria for the next several days claiming to have seen visions of Cherubim and Seraphim and you would eventually be sectioned in the local mental asylum where you would spend your remaining decades uttering disjointed prose about The Messiah, The Apocalypse and the second coming and claim that Luigi was appearing in the bath tub, wardrobe and under the bed with a halo and golden sword and 77ft cock..

Uh, is you okay?

NEVERMIND. I JUST KNOW YOU AINT OKAY.

BABY DOLL, GO SEEK HELP

 

[MyNewUsername]

NEW report.

Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish​

Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you​

"If you’re a social media user who’s expressed anything other than condemnation for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, counterterrorism authorities might consider you an “extremist.” That’s according to yet another document the media refuses to publish in full. In the holiday spirit of generosity, we’ve included a copy below."
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Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish

First and foremost, ACAB. Fuck the NYPD. They protect corporate interest and nothing more. They can all choke on the fattest dick they can find. Again A-C-A-B!!!

 

[hana maru]

I believe the reason Trump panders to the Christian right and opposes abortion is because he is afraid.

Afraid that one of his victims, Sorry! I mean Wives, Girlfriends, Porn star conquests or whomever he decides to grope by the thingamajig terminates one of his genetic offerings. Which I am sure has happened countless times unbeknownst to him.

Now contrast that with Luigi. Can you imagine if you were impregnated by Luigi? After the initial heavenly penetration and mind altering orgasm, on hearing the news of the impregnation your heart would start to beat dangerously fast.

The labour stage would be pain free due to the adrenalin rush of anticipation as you waited to see the emergence of what your blessed union with Mr Mangione had produced.

The midwife would faint as the infant emerged and have to have a Jug of ice and water thrown on her.

Locals would would cue round the block to see the sanctified toddler. Al Qaeda, Hamas, The IRA, Eco terrorists etc would be considering how they could stage a kidnapping in order to a claim a massive ransom on the priceless exemplar.

And when Luigi arrived back from his work as superman and cradled the babe in his arms against his bare tanned muscular chest you would literally go into a state of hysteria for the next several days claiming to have seen visions of Cherubim and Seraphim and you would eventually be sectioned in the local mental asylum where you would spend your remaining decades uttering disjointed prose about The Messiah, The Apocalypse and the second coming and claim that Luigi was appearing in the bath tub, wardrobe and under the bed with a halo and golden sword and 77ft cock..

 

[RobVuo1]

Obviously Luigi's defence team will be arguing the "mitigating circumstances" of his chronic lower back pain + personality-altering pain meds he may have been taking + putting the entire "greedy, corrupt, broken" U.S. Healthcare + Insurance system on trial. The end-game goal being to potentially secure a guilty verdict, but with the possibility of parole 25-30 years down the road

We have a long we to go before there is any trial (either Federal or State) but all he needs is one juror to vote to acquit and therefore a hung jury. The health insurance industry is already being tried in the court of pubic opinion, which is going to impact his trials.