Luigi Mangione

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cumshots said:
I know what he allegedly did was wrong but bb doesn’t deserve jail time 😭 need him freed and have a social media career like Anna Delvey/Gypsy Rose/Jeremy Meeks but with more substance and thoughts.
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Imagine if he walks then ends up on Dancing With the Stars
 
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parsonstreet said:
I believe the reason Trump panders to the Christian right and opposes abortion is because he is afraid.

Afraid that one of his victims, Sorry! I mean Wives, Girlfriends, Porn star conquests or whomever he decides to grope by the thingamajig terminates one of his genetic offerings. Which I am sure has happened countless times unbeknownst to him.

Now contrast that with Luigi. Can you imagine if you were impregnated by Luigi? After the initial heavenly penetration and mind altering orgasm, on hearing the news of the impregnation your heart would start to beat dangerously fast.

The labour stage would be pain free due to the adrenalin rush of anticipation as you waited to see the emergence of what your blessed union with Mr Mangione had produced.

The midwife would faint as the infant emerged and have to have a Jug of ice and water thrown on her.

Locals would would cue round the block to see the sanctified toddler. Al Qaeda, Hamas, The IRA, Eco terrorists etc would be considering how they could stage a kidnapping in order to a claim a massive ransom on the priceless exemplar.

And when Luigi arrived back from his work as superman and cradled the babe in his arms against his bare tanned muscular chest you would literally go into a state of hysteria for the next several days claiming to have seen visions of Cherubim and Seraphim and you would eventually be sectioned in the local mental asylum where you would spend your remaining decades uttering disjointed prose about The Messiah, The Apocalypse and the second coming and claim that Luigi was appearing in the bath tub, wardrobe and under the bed with a halo and golden sword and 77ft cock..
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How does one nominate this for a literature award?
 
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Cartercash31 said:
LPSG will praise him being a murder but then get all high and mighty and condemn him when it’s confirmed he voted Trump. The fake moral compass is at least being exposed here.
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Your commitment to taking the L is impressive
 
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Cartercash31 said:
LPSG will praise him being a murder but then get all high and mighty and condemn him when it’s confirmed he voted Trump. The fake moral compass is at least being exposed here.
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Murder can be contextualized. Being a trump supporter can't. Hope this helps
 
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Lionsden said:
The typical Italian would have a fat uncut cock.
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I think we need verification of this. To all young Italian guys reading this, who also happen to look like Luigi, it is your civic duty to settle this matter by posting nudes.
 
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SplurgyA said:
Seven reasons:

1. The CEO is responsible for leading his insurance company through acts of cartoonish evil. Refusing people nausea drugs when on chemotherapy, denying procedures, threatening to stop covering anaesthesia part way through surgery, and for what? They've got a near-monopoly in parts of the USA and make obscene profits through ridiculous mark ups and disgusting practices that destroyed lives - some of the stories of children living without their mother because United obstructed life saving care are truly heartbreaking and never should have happened. Every cent spent on that man's funeral was made on someone else's. And neither the Republicans nor Democrats have any political appetite to address it as they both receive donations, the regulatory agencies have been captured, protests and campaigns are ignored and have no impact. What exactly was left to do? Claiming the CEO wasn't directly responsible and was just another cog in a huge system is the banality of evil. After Luigi did what he did, suddenly health insurance agencies started reversing their disgusting policies and pausing rejections. I cannot condemn him for that.

2. His actions lead to cross-partisan unity that I haven't seen in over a decade.

3. That jawline

4. That smile

5. That body

6. Let's be real, he's almost certainly got a massive dick.

7. I have a theory that although he's straight, I bet he's at least a little bit bi and has fooled around with other guys.
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You put it 100% right. He's my hero too!
 
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