masturbation and the military

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Never in the military myself, but have friends who were in Vietnam.
Said they never sucked so much dick.
All night long one guy stayed in the stall, while the line
was out to the bunks.
Said he serviced some of the biggest cocks he ever encountered
while in the army.
That sounds like a porn scene
 

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I posted this on another forum here on LPSG site with similar topic, see below:

Years ago, I knew a guy who was in Korean War, he described to me that he did jerked off, but done it discreetly at night, due to close proximity with others in the sleeping quarters. He is 100% gay, so I'm not sure if that had anything in term of which he wanted to avoid getting caught by others.
 
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pretty sure they use a 3rd party vender, maybe ccbill? I've been using that for years and never had any issues
 

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My experience was quite different, I spent a while in the German military and masturbation was universally acknowledged and accepted as a basic male need, and ejaculating was almost a daily body function like pissing and taking a shit. This was over 20 years ago, so things might have changed, but back then, porn was everywhere (mags and VHS/DVD) and was shared and exchanged, jo comments and jokes happened, and yes people did get caught but nobody got disciplined or reprimanded because of it, and it is absolutely beyond me as to why that would happen, shaming a man for doing what's natural to him. Maybe thats a US thing? Also, this was military service so we were a bunch of horny 18 and 19 and 20 year olds away from gfs and pussy, so stuff is gonna happen, there were even a few circle jerks over porn, and people did get caught.

Speaking of getting caught, I actually caught my commander back then, which shows how common and not a big deal it was. He was in his early 50s, a gray haired silver fox, killer shape body not just for his age, and packing serious meat, a real case of 'authority cock'. He was a bit of an asshole tho, quite aggressive and yelled a lot, stereotypical drill instructor, and very comfortable with nudity and instilled that into a of us, his motto being 'we are all men here, no need to behave like a bunch of girls '.

We frequently had power marches through the forest and one time he called for a collective piss break, he was first one to unzip and we all lined up, and he yelled 'everyone number 1, hope nobody needs a number 2. Save the number 3s for later' (there was a masturbation comment).

Once when pressed for time he held a squad meeting with us in his quarters while he was in and out of the shower, he just carried on with his business and the meeting while he was toweling off in front of us, and we all got a good look at his porn stash when he opened a drawer to reach for fresh underwear (he was clearly into big tits based on the magazine covers).

Some time after that, me and two of my fellow squad members urgently needed to talk to our commander about something (too long ago not sure what the issue was) so we went to his quarters and heard the shower running so not thinking anything stepped into the bathroom which was a small gang shower with like 3 shower heads and we catch him furiously whacking a massive erection. He saw us and was like "what the hell, get lost and wait outside till I'm done!". While he was certainly startled he did not freak out or tried to turn around or frantically cover up. After a while he came out, toweling off with a big swinging limp cock, as if nothing at all had happened, and he was like 'ok so what did you need to talk about'. One of the guys was like 'sorry about that before' and coach gave him a glare, snapping 'seriously?? This is the military, we are all men here, so leave your dignity at the door!', and then with a smirk he added 'at least you boys know now what a real man looks like'.

It was not mentioned again, but it perfectly sums up the prevailing attitude.
 

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My experience was quite different, I spent a while in the German military and masturbation was universally acknowledged and accepted as a basic male need, and ejaculating was almost a daily body function like pissing and taking a shit. This was over 20 years ago, so things might have changed, but back then, porn was everywhere (mags and VHS/DVD) and was shared and exchanged, jo comments and jokes happened, and yes people did get caught but nobody got disciplined or reprimanded because of it, and it is absolutely beyond me as to why that would happen, shaming a man for doing what's natural to him. Maybe thats a US thing? Also, this was military service so we were a bunch of horny 18 and 19 and 20 year olds away from gfs and pussy, so stuff is gonna happen, there were even a few circle jerks over porn, and people did get caught.

Speaking of getting caught, I actually caught my commander back then, which shows how common and not a big deal it was. He was in his early 50s, a gray haired silver fox, killer shape body not just for his age, and packing serious meat, a real case of 'authority cock'. He was a bit of an asshole tho, quite aggressive and yelled a lot, stereotypical drill instructor, and very comfortable with nudity and instilled that into a of us, his motto being 'we are all men here, no need to behave like a bunch of girls '.

We frequently had power marches through the forest and one time he called for a collective piss break, he was first one to unzip and we all lined up, and he yelled 'everyone number 1, hope nobody needs a number 2. Save the number 3s for later' (there was a masturbation comment).

Once when pressed for time he held a squad meeting with us in his quarters while he was in and out of the shower, he just carried on with his business and the meeting while he was toweling off in front of us, and we all got a good look at his porn stash when he opened a drawer to reach for fresh underwear (he was clearly into big tits based on the magazine covers).

Some time after that, me and two of my fellow squad members urgently needed to talk to our commander about something (too long ago not sure what the issue was) so we went to his quarters and heard the shower running so not thinking anything stepped into the bathroom which was a small gang shower with like 3 shower heads and we catch him furiously whacking a massive erection. He saw us and was like "what the hell, get lost and wait outside till I'm done!". While he was certainly startled he did not freak out or tried to turn around or frantically cover up. After a while he came out, toweling off with a big swinging limp cock, as if nothing at all had happened, and he was like 'ok so what did you need to talk about'. One of the guys was like 'sorry about that before' and coach gave him a glare, snapping 'seriously?? This is the military, we are all men here, so leave your dignity at the door!', and then with a smirk he added 'at least you boys know now what a real man looks like'.

It was not mentioned again, but it perfectly sums up the prevailing attitude.
Great to read and sounds like a great environment of guys being guys together. No shame. I’m guessing this was the case in the US services in WW2 and before and maybe even a little time after it. As I have heard, in an environment when the sailors in WW2 had to line up at times for VD checks of their penises on the deck naked, I’m thinking there was a more normalized environment around nudity in general.
 
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Great to read and sounds like a great environment of guys being guys together. No shame. I’m guessing this was the case in the US services in WW2 and before and maybe even a little time after it. As I have heard, in an environment when the sailors in WW2 had to line up at times for VD checks of their penises on the deck naked, I’m thinking there was a more normalized environment around nudity in general.
We got fully naked for our medical check ups as well, often in groups. It does sound like the US military has indeed become more repressed over time...
 

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During my time wanking was almost a ritual especially when it was rumoured they but bromide in the tea to stop erections.
and it has been said that during World War I, British soldiers were given bromide to curb their sexual urges.
Anyway, whatever they said was being done it didn't work and most nights after lights out the ritual of knocking on e off happened throughout the barracks
 

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A friend of mine was in military (navy) and he was in boot camp for two weeks until one night he had to jerk off .. so he went to bathroom stood in stall and decided he was going to jerk off shoot load down toilet flush and go back to his bed ..

He quits when he. Heard something got his dick limp as quick as possible and flushed toilet .. then washed his hands .. he went to the end of the stalls (toilets) and there was a hallway to showers and he sneaked to see what was going on .. and there were two other guys jerking off .. they saw him told him join them and he did .. he flipped out when one grabbed his dick and started stroking it for him but he didn’t stop him for some reason .. and he came and his cum went down the shower drain then they came ..

On way back to bed they said he should catch one of the guys jerking off .. he was short about medium build and all.. but when his dick was hard ..he had to be the biggest one there that he saw ..
 

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i'm assuming that all showers in basic and beyond in the military are open, gang-style showers like we had in my high school locker room. how could you jack in these showers with other guys showering along side? wouldn't this cause problems?

also - were erections common in these showers? i don't recall any boners when i showered after practice in high school but i wasn't living with a gang of hot, fit horny young soldiers.
I was showering with about 40 other people and from nowhere my cock decided to wake up. I turned the water to cold and faced the wall. Some of the guys teased me. One or two started to develop their own semi erections. Erections are contagious. I had some buddies want to have a closer look at a later stage. Was a lot of mutual masturbation going on. One night over the weekend during a late night shower a friend who had been in the Airforce pub came in for a pee. He was chatting to me and I suggested he get under the other shower to warm up. Cape Town is cold during winter. We both landed up getting boners and having a furious wank whilst looking out and hoping no one else came into the ablution block building. We didn't discuss it ever. It happened again a few times, but we didn't talk about it.
 

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I was in the military in two services over 8 years. We literally always had no hangups. Jerked off and shared porn a lot. Usually in those days before every deployment we filled up a 1Tb external drive with as much smut as possible. We all knew we would be sharing it with our fellow bros to get through a long campaign. We all watched it regularly together, and nobody cared. We all had a laugh and if anything it made us tighter as a division.
 

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All we could do at sea was try to jerk off in a toilet stall half the size of an airplane toilet with a PO (who thought it stood for pissed off) banging on the door every 5 minutes to hurry up. Whenever on base I think the navy got a great deal on the world's squeakiest mattresses. Just trying to give it a stroke or 2 would give the catering corps on the other side of the base tinnitus.