Measured porn stars??
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Princess have you ever considered a career in porn? If you went for it you could personally verify all of these guys dimensions for the LPSG and make a killing!
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Porn sounds like fun - but I think I would find it too boring with lousy instructors and too many tiny cocked male actors :frown1: Too few real massive guys in porn - and IRL as well...
Darn it - why can't men just all have huge cocks??? It would make the world a much nicer place - no more wars or figthing - just sex, sex, sex... :biggrin1:Wouldn't mind verifying a few of the guys though :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
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Too few real massive guys in porn - and IRL as well...
The Aussie women here seem to think that hung guys are pretty common down under. Time for a trip for you maybe?
Porn sounds like fun - but I think I would find it too boring with lousy instructors and too many tiny cocked male actors :frown1: Too few real massive guys in porn - and IRL as well...
Wouldn't mind verifying a few of the guys though :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
Well you can practice your verification skills on me anytime! :smile:
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If you can find me some massively hung guys, I'll travel to the moon or mars... :biggrin1:
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Yeah, i figured him to be right around 8" (maybe a hair under) when properly measured...Maybe Puma is giving him a little extra credit in that picture 'cause they are supposedly dating. :wink:
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Got bored and tried to see what i could find via google-ing...
Another chris charming...
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Don't know the guy but this is Milf Hunter with Phoenix Marie...
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Austin Kincaid measuring some guy from Brazzers in "Big Dick Agency"...In the scene, after she measures this guy she measures another one with a similar-sized dick (second picture) and holds the tape out at about 14", which was pretty pathetic even for porn measuring.
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Another (shitty) one of Castro I believe...
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Again; Castro measuring...from his asshole (in more ways than one)
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Another chris charming...
Don't know the guy but this is Milf Hunter with Phoenix Marie...
Austin Kincaid measuring some guy from Brazzers in "Big Dick Agency"...In the scene, after she measures this guy she measures another one with a similar-sized dick (second picture) and holds the tape out at about 14", which was pretty pathetic even for porn measuring.
Another (shitty) one of Castro I believe...
Again; Castro measuring...from his asshole (in more ways than one)
Lots of laughs there. There are probably people out there now who see such photos and infer that you are supposed to start your measurement from the 2-inch mark or place the measuring stick or tape under your balls. :biglaugh:
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Haha...At one point I was going to start or suggest someone else start a "worst porn measuring photos" thread seeing as there are so many bad ones. However, I then thought about it and realized "oh yeah, there already is a thread for that": this one!
Still I like this thread and most of the photos can give you at least a rough idea of porn star sizes. For the most part there's definetly about a 0.5" to 1" margin of error.
If it takes a man 45 mins to get a fucking erection then something's not right with him.
Hahah. I read in an interview where some porn actress (Gina Lynn I believe it was, can't really remember anymore) said he was 9.5
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Have you ever tried to get an erection with a camera crew standing by with everyone watching and waiting for you to "perform"? Add to that the fact that you have to stay hard for about an hour and a half and the fact that you probably have to do this twice a day, and not always with a chick you find attractive.
I actually admire porn actors and actresses. Except for the drug and alcohol abuse and the high suicide rates that is.
I'd have absoloutely no problems whatsoever getting hard in front of a camera crew. I've fucked in an apartment complex swimming pool in broad daylight before while people were laying out (they were however, oblivious to what was going on) Basically, getting and keeping hard in front of people or while other people were around would be no biggie.
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So I take it you do porn professionally? If so, I take back what I said about *you*.
What's your screen name and what films have you done professionally? And you have no problems doing this and popping twice a day for about 90 minutes a scene?
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Oh, we all fuck in apartment complex pools all day long in front of children - it's so common nobody mind, call the police or ask you to find a room... Very common...
LMAO - nailed him :biggrin1: What a wanker...
