Measured porn stars??

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Phenomenon-

I think that's been asked before and nobody has come up with anything.

BTW- Funny thing I always felt about that scene was that they try to do the typical porn "OMG, it's so big" crap when they check it out, yet the thing that's truly amazing about it is that he can shrink down to such a normal inconspicuous looking flaccid. I guess porn girls are programmed with a somewhat limited set of "penis reactions". :biggrin1:

Crunch
 
I was recently looking at a website that sells "realistic dildos" (don't ask me why) and saw that there are a number of ones based off of pornstars peviously discussed in this thread. The dimensions of some of these are ludicrous (e.g. 13" X 8.5"). However, many appear to be close to some of the numbers previously guessed by various members

Keep in mind that "total length" of these dildos is going to be larger than a "proper" ruler-on top measurement for two main reasons: 1.) since most men's balls hang partially under their bodies and not directly below and even with the base of the penis, a small portion of the top part of the dildo may actually be in the pelvis if the dildo were a real penis attached to a real person. 2.) Most men don't have suction cups attached to the base of their cocks.

However, the real-life dicks should be longer than the "insertable length" of the replica dildo since part of the nutsack protudes beyond the base of the cock as well.

In other words, if these replica dildos are not artificially distorted by the manufacturers, and do actually represent the true size of these pornstars, then their length has to be somewhere in between "total length" and "insertable length" of the dildo. Also, given no tampering, girth should be expected to be accurate and not distorted in the way length would be.

Now I know that "if the manufacturers have not distorted the dimensions" is a big IF in the world of porn. But some of the dildos i saw seem to underestimate the size of these guys if some of the porn claims or larger-end estimates offered in this thread are to be believed.

With all of this in mind, and with my apologies for this preluding wall of text, consider the following ones I found and feel free to post others and or correct any errors I may have made:
 
Shane Diesel Realistic Dildo:

*two conflicting measurements:

Total length: 10" / 9" (w/o suction cup(?))
Insertable length: 7.5" / 7.5"
Circumference: 7" / 6.5" - 6.75"

Shane Diesel realistic cock - Realistic dildos - EdenFantasys

http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=NSN-002


Mr. Marcus Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 9"
Insertable length: 6.5"
Circumference: 6.25"

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/realistic-dildo-vibrators/mr-marcus#properties

Ron Jeremy Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 10.5"
Insertable length: 8"
Circumference: 5.5"

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/ron-jeremy-dong

Lex Steele Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 9"
Insertable length: 8"
Circumference: 6.5"

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/dildos/lex-steele-powerlock-penis

Julian Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 9"
Insertable length: 6.75"
Circumference: 6"

http://store.sextoyvibe.com/Julians-Private-Parts/sku-SE0152-01?a=sex-toy-vibe

Manuel Ferrara Realistic Dildo:

*found two conflicting measurements:

Total length: 8" / 7.5"
Insertable length: 6" / 6"
Circumference: NG / 5.75" - 6"

http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=NSN-0810-01

http://store.sextoyvibe.com/Manuel-Ferrara---Realistic-Dong/sku-NSN08100?a=sex-toy-vibe

Rocco Siffredi Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 9.25"
Insertable length: 7.5"
Circumference: 6.28"

http://store.sextoyvibe.com/Rocco-Siffredi-Signature-Cock/sku-CNVSDN-3050-2?a=sex-toy-vibe

James Deen Realistic Dildo:

Total length: 8.5"
Insertable length: 6.25"
Circumference: 6"

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/james-deen-signature-cock
 
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TinyPrincess said:
Great posts, Bob Ross. Brings some realism into the thread.
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Thanks, glad to help:smile:

Snakebyte said:
Sean Michaels dildo has a circumference of 7,25". haha http://monstercockz.com/0906/pix/monstercock-sean-michaels-15.jpg always knew she has monster hands! :wink:
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Agreed. There are a number of ones that I didn't list which are available online and are clearly of bullshit dimensions. The girth of the Sean Michaels one clearly meets that definition.

I listed it because I think (for the most part) if you add 1/2" to 1" to the "insertable length" of these you would get close to a real length measurement...That seems to hold true for the Sean Michaels one's length (not its ridiculous girth though).

I also think the length of the Ron jeremy one seems like bullshit but that might have something to do with him being a fat slob (i.e. a larger protion of the length of the dildo would be inside his body than any of the other ones).

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Two more: 1.) I also noticed that the circumference of the Rocco Siffredi one is suspiciously identical to a width of 2" X pi. It's probably about 2" wide and not totally cylindrical so closer to 6" in girth, 2.) I feel like there's no way that James Deen is 6" in girth. Maybe thats a "maximum circumference" figure
 
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Hey guys! not sure if this has been posted before... but here it is! Not sure with one of the guys from itsgonnahurt.com it is... but definetly NOT 12 inches! More like 7+! ;D
Makes me feel like I could do porn too! ;D

Its Gonna Hurt

(i know this takes you to the "join" page... but look at the screencap on it! ;D )
 
Not sure if it's been posted, but I remember a scene from Cuckold Sessions with Shane Diesel where they "force" the cuck to suck the Shane Diesel molded dildo, and from what I remember the dildo definitely looked bigger than the real thing. I can't remember the chicks name but she was a really hot skinny chick with long black hair.
 
In memory of the great Raul, here's two good Danny Dongs from that recent post in the Matt Hughes thread. I tried to be as generous as I could with the pasted crap.

I'm going maybe 8 or 8.25??? What do you guys think?

This is fun. :smile:

Crunch

Note- A nice new wristband around the center, while worn, comes out around 2.75" here. I've got skinny wrists, but probably not like him.
 

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