Measured porn stars??

[Bob Ross]

Actually I do consider the last .25 cheating. I might be wrong - haven't seen the clip for ages - but if I remember correctly, Shane moves the tape to the widest point and she measures it at 7.25, he then messes with the tape at the same point on his cock and she changes the measurement to 7.5. It might be legit, but my gut feeling is that the tape was loosened. But again it might be legit - you usually have the facts straight.

Does anyone know what movie/scene this was? I'm curious



Is Shane is actually around 7 1/4" in girth then I wonder what Shorty Mac is?



As an aside...That Visualizer website shows Shorty Mac as 7.9" X 7.9" and Shane Diesel as 9.5" X 7.3"...So I guess the case is closed!:biggrin1: Coincidentally Mandingo is 11.8" X 7"

 

[Dooky]

the visualizer lies also...

 

[TinyPrincess]

secondly if a woman wants a cock that big inside her she most likely has a sloppy gaping cave of a hole that would make me heave just thinking about her, yuck.

Ouch - guess I have a sloppy gaping cave then...

Oh, well - better than having a pencil dick

That Visualizer website shows Shorty Mac as 7.9" X 7.9" and Shane Diesel as 9.5" X 7.3"...So I guess the case is closed!:biggrin1: Coincidentally Mandingo is 11.8" X 7"

I "love" the estimates at The Visualizer - they are sooo unreal...

 

[Calboner]

As an aside...That Visualizer website shows Shorty Mac as 7.9" X 7.9" and Shane Diesel as 9.5" X 7.3"...So I guess the case is closed!:biggrin1: Coincidentally Mandingo is 11.8" X 7"

That actually seems about right for Shorty, and the figures for Shane at least get the girth right, but the figures for Mandingo undercut whatever credibility the others have.

Ouch - guess I have a sloppy gaping cave then...

Only one way to find out. :tongue:

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

but the figures for Mandingo undercut whatever credibility the others have.

But you were OK with the thirteen and a half inch Jonah Falcon one right above him? :wink:

 

[Calboner]

But you were OK with the thirteen and a half inch Jonah Falcon one right above him? :wink:

Where? I was replying to Bob Ross's post, which has nothing about Jonah Falcon in it.

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

Oh, sorry Calboner. I thought you were talking about the listed stats on the Visualizer site itself. They've got JF in the pulldown menus right above Mandingo (I guess because the girth is only 6.5).

Take Care

 

[TinyPrincess]

Oh, sorry Calboner. I thought you were talking about the listed stats on the Visualizer site itself. They've got JF in the pulldown menus right above Mandingo (I guess because the girth is only 6.5).

Take Care

Well, a site listing Jonah as legit - guess it say all you need to know about the site..

 

[Bob Ross]

That actually seems about right for Shorty, and the figures for Shane at least get the girth right, but the figures for Mandingo undercut whatever credibility the others have.

I've seen enough to agree that Shorty is close to that (although I would short change him a bit on both length and girth), and I guess based upon the photo you submitted that the girth they gave for Shane is basically correct.

I still don't think that Shorty is (basically) 8" long primarily based on his comparison pick with a VHS tape which is exactly 7.5" long. He seems to have it pressed pretty good along the side but in the picture is a little bit longer. I'd call it "even" simply to be generous and say 7.5" max...As far as girth goes, he's definetly bigger than Shane but a full 3/4 of an inch?!

 

[Herr_Faust]

The Visualizers measurements for Jonah Falcon are the funniest thing on the internet.

A 13.5 x 6.5 inch penis would be the single stupidest looking thing on Earth.

 

[Badonkadong]

dude... have you ever been on set with 6 dudes holding cameras and mics and you gotta fuck a girl you dont know. i dont blame him for not getting hard sometimes... especially with his size. it may seem like its all fun and games but after a while im sure people get nervous. porns dangerous.

Isn't he pumped too? I thought that was the reason his dick was like a huge marshmallow.

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

Isn't Shorty Mac more or less "oval" though, or has anyone seen a side/front view? That high figure might make sense if he were round, but he seems noticeably wide, so it might screw the figure up.

Badonkadong- That "round" thing is what has always made me figure Shane was usually pumped as well. That, and that I seem to have seen him in stuff where he's a decent hardness and quite a bit smaller.

Crunch

 

[Bob Ross]

The Visualizers measurements for Jonah Falcon are the funniest thing on the internet.

A 13.5 x 6.5 inch penis would be the single stupidest looking thing on Earth.

Here is an approximation of what he would look like soft at only 10 3/4" X 6" :tongue:

 

[Calboner]

Here is an approximation of what he would look like soft at only 10 3/4" X 6" :tongue:

Well put.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Here is an approximation of what he would look like soft at only 10 3/4" X 6" :tongue:

LMAO :biggrin1:

 

[MojoRisin80]

One thing that can be factored in here which "recorded" evidence might not suggest as far as measurements, or even your own, is measuring according to how the dick aims. As in the case of say, Criss Strokes, who points up, it's going to look smaller from the top than it does from the back side, so a cock like his will look and measure longer from the back or even the side than it will from the top. On the opposite end, one that points or hangs downward will look bigger and measure bigger from the top rather than the bottom. I know most people will say there is only one way to measure, but I think you have to account for which angle the flag is at staff to be completely accurate...

 

[ShannonH]

Thanks for posting these - I've always been a big fan of reality.

7" girth seems pretty accurate. One measurement that might be interesting to know (though almost impossible to get) would be 'compressed' girth. A dick that's technically really fat, but really spongy isn't going to stretch anything out much.

I love that in porn - and not regular porn, but big-dick porn - the average guy seems to be ~7.5" long. Some folks have it so in their heads that everyone in porn is 12" long, so on threads like this react with hostility saying that you're jealous or a liar or something.

It's not selling them short to say they're "only" 7.5" long - 7.5" is a very big dick.

Finally, please consider some "measurement" pics of Sledge & Shorty. None of these are "proper measurements" but they do give rough estimates. (and please don't argue with me about tenths of inches...you will be ignored)

Notice that Sledge's photos never surpass 8" even when pressed along the side/bottom and halfway into his ballsack/kidney. The other photo shows roughly 7"

Shorty's only "measuring" photo is a comparison with a VHS tape, which is exactly 7.5" long. Notice that it too is situated along the side and appears to be pressed into his body.

I don't think any exact measurements can be derived from photos but I do think comparison shots are interesting and do help in figuring out what different porn stars measure (roughly).

Done

Discuss

 

[Rooster4889]

Ouch - guess I have a sloppy gaping cave then...

Oh, well - better than having a pencil dick



I "love" the estimates at The Visualizer - they are sooo unreal...

I guess you do :/

I have 5.8 inch girth and proud!

 

[Bob Ross]

Just a couple I found while browsing recently...The last one has to be in the running for worst job of measuring ever

 

[Calboner]

Just a couple I found while browsing recently...The last one has to be in the running for worst job of measuring ever

Meh! I've seen bigger . . . mismeasurements.