I nearly made that joke myself when I typed the damn thing :biggrin1:. What can I say? I might not need a man to support me, to help me take care of a baby, or even to have a baby these days (just sperm), but I most certainly need a man for sex. Toys just don't do the job as well. I can't believe I just said that in a thread about misogyny, but there it is :smile:.
Indeed- I was spinning a yarn in another thread about how if there was no such thing as having a partner, then what ARE you doing by yourself? Oh yeah, masturbating! *laugh* But even if the goal was to just get a few of your stones crumbled into little ones? It is so much more fun when you have a partner.
Sex with a human being??! What is this the 1950's????
Doc! We need to go back to the future!
I did a short stint to make up some cash in the winter months running a paper route. I drive a classic, boxy, electric blue SUV, and being cold? I wrapped a muffler/scarf I have a few turns around my neck and ears. It's loooooooooooong, tri-colored orange, buff and yellow.
"Good morning!" *drops off a stack, counts the returns*
"Good morning. Ooooh, you're new. Who are you?"
I push up my glasses and smile, "I am the Doctor."
"Doctor? Doctor.....who?"
"Precisely."
"........ Wait, THE doctor goes around the Universe in a little blue box."
At this point I glance over me shoulder at my truck idling outside and she follows my gaze...eyes going wide.
"May I have $10 on pump 4? I haven't quite gotten all of the bugs out and still rely on petrol."
Alas, it does not go through time. Only tires, gas and oil. ;>
hmmm...
there are some pretty great guys here.
it makes up for the dickheads we're deal with.
Here, here, and the really decent ones I do not think entirely consider themselves to be human.
*runs-away*