My neighbor cums loudly, I want to suck his dick

[ennui_empire]

I am a queer man in a big apt building in the gay area of my city. My neighbor (i think he is a bartender, straight too...) jerks off a lot and cums really loudly. I find it so hot... my boyfriend isnt much of a shooter and hearing my neighbor cum it sounds like he must shoot really hard. He jerks off at random times it seems and never tries to hide it. I almost think he wants me to hear. He had a girl over only once that I heard. Hes kinda frumpy not traditionally attractive but kinda a bear in a way I find hot.

I am extremely tempted to slip a note under his door asking if he wants a blowjob. Sometimes I think he hears the guys I have over moaning so hard from the blowjobs I give them (im open with my bf but just to suck dick). I would like to invite him over, but in case he says no I would like to remain semi anonymous with the ask.

I was thinking a note saying something like "Hey, I know you're probably straight, but I was walking past your apt and heard you cum really loud and I can't stop thinking about it. If you ever need a blowjob hmu (then leave either my number or snapchat)." I'm not sure which would be more discrete, I'd need to make a new snapchat, and am nervous he'd use my number to find me on instagram and would feel awkward and stop cumming so loud. I'll send him some of the reviews guys have sent me after I've sucked them too if he does hit me to make sure he knows hes in for a treat.

Has anyone done something like this before? Any advice? Is it worth it? I'll likely be moving within a year so its okay I guess if its awkward for a while. He works weird hours so I never see him in the halls.

 

[ennui_empire]

Update: im about to leave the note

 

[999alexandergrand]

Update: im about to leave the note

Good luck

 

[Vaywtf]

Any update?

 

[jmccormick202020]

Lol

 

[The_Quiet_One]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so here's hoping you take his shot in the face soon.

 

[Brodie888]

I would have started with knocking on his door, introducing myself and asking if I could borrow a cup of sugar...

 

[edonline]

I would have started with knocking on his door, introducing myself and asking if I could borrow a cup of sugar...

Or a cup of lube with a

 

[Brodie888]

No response from the OP since sliding the note under the door.... Has anyone checked the ER?

 

[Js19877]

“I’ll send him some of the reviews”

 

[Raspelvijl]

I am a queer man in a big apt building in the gay area of my city. My neighbor (i think he is a bartender, straight too...) jerks off a lot and cums really loudly. I find it so hot... my boyfriend isnt much of a shooter and hearing my neighbor cum it sounds like he must shoot really hard. He jerks off at random times it seems and never tries to hide it. I almost think he wants me to hear. He had a girl over only once that I heard. Hes kinda frumpy not traditionally attractive but kinda a bear in a way I find hot.

I am extremely tempted to slip a note under his door asking if he wants a blowjob. Sometimes I think he hears the guys I have over moaning so hard from the blowjobs I give them (im open with my bf but just to suck dick). I would like to invite him over, but in case he says no I would like to remain semi anonymous with the ask.

I was thinking a note saying something like "Hey, I know you're probably straight, but I was walking past your apt and heard you cum really loud and I can't stop thinking about it. If you ever need a blowjob hmu (then leave either my number or snapchat)." I'm not sure which would be more discrete, I'd need to make a new snapchat, and am nervous he'd use my number to find me on instagram and would feel awkward and stop cumming so loud. I'll send him some of the reviews guys have sent me after I've sucked them too if he does hit me to make sure he knows hes in for a treat.

Has anyone done something like this before? Any advice? Is it worth it? I'll likely be moving within a year so its okay I guess if its awkward for a while. He works weird hours so I never see him in the halls.

This is weird as fuck to do

 

[chrisrobin]

I had a neighbour's son who used to behave much the same, loud vocal wanking every day in the shed at the bottom of the garden when he was home from uni.
I complimented him on his vocal skills and suggested that a duet was better than solo and I was keen to blow his flute as I was a no strings player.
For the rest of that vacation, almost daily, he sang and I sucked, a perfect blending of gagging sounds and oral delight and swallowing.
Alas the duets came to an end, I moved house before he came home for the next term break.

 

[BritGuy552]

Replying for the update

 

[ILoveGames48]

I wouldn’t waited so long .. I’d have to have a talk with him after a few times.. then I’d be asking him.. what’s he doing to be acting like he is in pain when he’s yelling like that..


I’d say he knows yours gay and just doing that to tease you.. I had a couple neighbors “years “ ago that I could hear them because it was an apartment complex and their bedroom was on other side of mine..

The things they’d say to each other.. .. cussing each other and hear smacking .. .

I figured the one being fucked would tell him to fuck his ass bitch .. and he’d say you damn slut I’ll fuck you until you can’t walk for a week..


It was an almost every night thing ..

I’d lay there thinking don’t they ever let their cocks and assholes take a break..


One day I was walking up the stairs to the apartment I lived in.. and they were in front of me.. and I spoke up said.. speed up Steve or you having a hard time walking today ..

His face turned red and was like oh my god .. I smiled and I was like yep I can hear every bit of it .. they apologized .. .. all I said was .. if ever wanted to fuck me until I can’t walk.. let me know..

I didn’t hear them for days after that .. they took it to another room away from my bedroom .. .. so the nights of hearing them was over ..


It always tickles me though even in porn when guys cum they act like it hurts extremely bad .. like you’re waiting to rip out of his dick or something .. I’ve had times when I came it felt great and all but never act like it hurt..

 

[Infernal]

I had a neighbor that we referred to as "Mrs. FUCK ME" because that's what she was screaming every night.

 

[hotdickcum]

Update?

 

[Cumluver93]

Idk if I’m the only one but this is kinda… creepy? I know you can hear him but assuming the expectation of privacy he probably doesn’t know you can hear him or isn’t thinking about that. Also you know he’s straight and you’re still going to leave a note? Lol this is believe it or not a form of sexual harassment (something the gay community can’t clearly grasp sometimes.) best case scenario he ignores you. Worse case he harms you or you end up having to look for another apartment because you get evicted. Good luck.

 

[ILoveGames48]

I see the words “ sexual harassment “ thrown around. On here a lot ..

A friend of mine almost lost his job because he made a comment toward another co-worker .. and he thought he was saying it to him.. so he reported it to the office..

Word got around about it and my friend went into the office said it wasn’t said toward the guy that reported him . But then couldn’t see why he was being reported for sexual harassment.. when the guy had said a lot worse than that toward the girls in the place.. they just laughed and went about their business ..

So the office called each of them in one at a time asked if they had anything they had any complaints about and they all talked about comments he had made toward them..

Then they took him into the office asked him why he was complaining about sexual harassment when 8 girls and 2 guys said he made comments and they never reported him..

His answer was he hated queers . Boom.. he was fired for the reason they complained about plus his comment and racial slur that wasn’t allowed in the company ..
The others that were complained by him got a warning ..


The laws have made it to point if look at someone wrong they can file sexual harassment charges .. this is sad because when I was growing up you can joke around and not have to worry about it..


And it’s sad as comedians like Eddie Murphy —Sam minion… Andrew dice clay .. would never make it today as comedians.. because society today can’t take a joke

 

[silahis90210]

Just tell him point blank after knocking that if ever he needed help during those wanking sessions, you'd be glad to help. Anyway, he knows it's a gay building and he's been yelling like a cat in heat. Lol.

 

[jlee00820]

Update?