I am a queer man in a big apt building in the gay area of my city. My neighbor (i think he is a bartender, straight too...) jerks off a lot and cums really loudly. I find it so hot... my boyfriend isnt much of a shooter and hearing my neighbor cum it sounds like he must shoot really hard. He jerks off at random times it seems and never tries to hide it. I almost think he wants me to hear. He had a girl over only once that I heard. Hes kinda frumpy not traditionally attractive but kinda a bear in a way I find hot.
I am extremely tempted to slip a note under his door asking if he wants a blowjob. Sometimes I think he hears the guys I have over moaning so hard from the blowjobs I give them (im open with my bf but just to suck dick). I would like to invite him over, but in case he says no I would like to remain semi anonymous with the ask.
I was thinking a note saying something like "Hey, I know you're probably straight, but I was walking past your apt and heard you cum really loud and I can't stop thinking about it. If you ever need a blowjob hmu (then leave either my number or snapchat)." I'm not sure which would be more discrete, I'd need to make a new snapchat, and am nervous he'd use my number to find me on instagram and would feel awkward and stop cumming so loud. I'll send him some of the reviews guys have sent me after I've sucked them too if he does hit me to make sure he knows hes in for a treat.
Has anyone done something like this before? Any advice? Is it worth it? I'll likely be moving within a year so its okay I guess if its awkward for a while. He works weird hours so I never see him in the halls.
