As long as we're telling medical surgical stories, last year I had a surgery for a varicocele (a large mass of swollen veins in the scrotum). I was honest with my urologist about all the apparently massive amount of sex, self pleasuring, edging for hours, cock rings, occaisional viagra just for dramatic effect; He told me in no uncertain terms that all that blood I was forcing to my huge penis and genitals WAS definitely the cause of my varicocele! But still nude with him looking at my penis...I answered: "yeah but look at the thing; look at the fucking size of my cock!" he chuckled nervously and in a moment of relaxed candor he said: "I know, your genitals are incredible how well formed and way overdevelopped they are. Frequently with a penis in the extremes of size we often see some minor strictures, or shape imperfections. So, yeah, you have a very impressive cock. But If you had just been satisfied with "huge" or "above average" I wouldn't have to operate you.
So day of surgery, here I'm not in the mood to show myself I don't want to put anyone off. I get to the table, feel the IV propofol and wake up. "Is it done I ask?" Not yet says a male nurse. He says I need to prep something myself first. He brings me to a clean wash room near the operating suite. Apparently, when I went to sleep, I got a very hard and long erection which he said can happen when the body is in REM sleep. However, it didn't go down and made it impossible for him (the or nurse) to insert a foley catheter to drain the bladder during the urological surgery. SO, we were alone on the side together, I was still woozy and dropped my gown oops. He guided my own had with his to wrap my fingers around my foreskin of my soft pendulous giant and glide back the skin over the bulbous glans, as far as I could. He put the hand that was over mine and wrapped it around as much of the soft shaft it could hold. He then used his other hand to give me lube and a smaller catheter. He told me to lube up the cath and my glans, then slowly insert and remove, insert and remove the small rubber cath to spread lube all over the inside of my big swinging dick and just until it got comfortable. Then, he had me pull it out. He gripped my foreskin and almost purposefully and slowly slid down over my cock head. I never got hard I think because I was drugged. He said thanks, back on the table, anesthesia and operation a success. No one in the operating suite said anything about it to me although I kinda wished they did
SO now I was pleasantly boisterous from the pain meds and waiting for my discharge needing to pee but the nurse said to stay in bed. I was concerned she would bring one of those baby urinal things finally I got my discharge. I was dressing but on purpose did not full close my curtain. I dropped the gown, turned cock facing out and I see someone coming. It was my urologist who just chuckled. Accompanied by the same male nurse from before. The "male nurse" I learned was a senior medical student with an apparent passion for urology doing an elective. The main doc left to let the student do the scut work. He took his time at my bedside table even with my naked cock hanging so huge and thick. I put on my clothes. Just as I was leaving. The student confessed he enjoyed helping me with the procedure and everything. YOU know we looked it up he blurted out. Your penis size is totally off the charts. It must be great. Blushed said sorry and scurried away. SO it was very subtle but I did get my moment of exhibitionism. (70% true 30% colorful dramatic effect)