Penis euphemisms. A fun thread to gather as many as possible in one place

[Nager]

The penis medically is a penis.
But there are tons of euphemisms for it.
So here it goes
This is just me starting a fun thread to try and gather together all the words to basically say penis.
Can be in any language, English, French, German, Chinese, Georgian Etc
Slang words are also allowed and you can be as naughty as you like. Can even be unique words that come from an in joke from people in your life. The only rule here is it’s got to mean penis.
So I’ll start
Willy
Wang
Dong
Tackle
Banger
Cock
Dick
…..
I also know a couple in French pour le pénis
Zob
La bite
…..
Now it’s up to the rest of you, time to get your minds in the gutter and fill out this thread with fun euphemisms for the penis. Have fun

 

[OldWise]

See 800+ Words for Penis: List of Nicknames for the Penis - Giggeli

 

[juandough]

pilly packer. famously used by martin lawrence when he hosted snl 30 years ago.

 

[dark_helmet]

Always liked
Schlong
One eyed willy

 

[gcs2718]

Big Jim and the twins... but I just call them... a delicacy.

 

[1NiceRod]

Trouser snake
Pussy wrecker
Manhood
Member

 

[Nager]

Jack in the box is another I’ve come to use of late.
Because the penis is excactly that. At any given moment the crank could finish winding down and Jack will pop up out the box unexpectedly.
Pop goes the weasel

 

[Dave NoCal]

Hot Burrito (If interested, check out musician Gram Parsons so Hot Burrito #1)

 

[Pierced Bollocks]

Dong,
Donger,
Banger,
Fuck tool,
Fuck shaft,
Shaft,
Fuck stem,
Wank stem.

The more time I spend onLPSG the more I use!

 

[lapdog2001]

Most of the women I've been involved with used penis, dick or cock, and almost all of them gave my own erection the nickname of "Little <LapDog>" but not inferring that it was little, just littler than the rest of me!

 

[Stanleys-world]

Stanley