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Poll... Which Of These Would You Buy?

Discussion in 'Contests and Polls' started by Shap, Sep 3, 2021.

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Which of These Would You Buy?

  1. LPSG Cock Ring

    101 vote(s)
    18.8%
  2. LPSG Penis Pump

    28 vote(s)
    5.2%
  3. LPSG Cumshot Distance Towel

    49 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. LPSG Official Ruler

    51 vote(s)
    9.5%
  5. LPSG Dildo with Ruler

    50 vote(s)
    9.3%
  6. LPSG TShirt

    35 vote(s)
    6.5%
  7. LPSG Underwear

    104 vote(s)
    19.4%
  8. Not Interested in Any of that!

    119 vote(s)
    22.2%
  1. Shap

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    Hi Everyone :)

    I hope you are doing well. One of my goals has been to bring some branded LPSG Products to you. We are narrowing down some ideas for this right now. Let me know what you think of the following and which you would consider.

    LPSG Cock Ring
    LPSG Penis Pump
    LPSG Cumshot Distance Towel - a 5 foot towel to measure you cumshots, could be used for contests
    LPSG Official Ruler - could be used to certify size and add to your account info.
    LPSG Dildo with Ruler - Can be used to see how much users can take orally or anally ;)
    LPSG TShirt
    LPSG Underwear.

    Note I think one option could be to customize any of these with your username on it as well ;)

    In the past, we've had the suggestion of LPSG Users Molded Dildos which we would look into as well.

    Any other ideas fire away ;)
     
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  2. KayleynScott

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    Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.
     
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  3. Shap

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    LOVE THAT
     
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    I voted for underwear but I'd buy a T-Shirt too. Love the customisable with username idea. Also, as the LPSG Zoom goers know, I'm a sucker for a cap... cap would be pretty cool.

    A Shap Cap :joy:
     
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    I’ve always thought the internet needs an elasticated tape measure :) :) Let’s see those 10” dicks!

    Seriously though, the underwear gets my vote.
     
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  6. MickeyLee

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    Voted for LPSG Ruler

    One side Standard Burgerland Units

    The other side Intorwebz Inches. The ruler stars at 2 inches for assumed bpl inches :D
     
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    Ditto. Everybody of the larger penis persuasion could use a coffee mug! Just make sure it's more than 6" deep.
     
  8. Tommylpsg

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    Keyrings and pens are always good!
     
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    Need to find a penis pump.
     
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    My vote goes for cock ring
     
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    The t-shirt got my vote--love to be running around letting everyone know I'm overly concerned with my cock--I'm serious. Also would have voted for the cock ring, penis pump, and ruler but it wouldn't let me. And maybe the dildo with ruler...
     
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  12. LPSG Simon

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    I like the cum rag :)
     
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    Underwear and cock ring, are also things id def be into, bit my vote went to cumshot towel. Also a mug/thermis or even shaker bottel would be cool. With a shaker bottle i could take it to the gym and if someone were to recognize the LPSG logo then i know ive got a new lifting bro.
     
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    I would take both underwear and topppp t-shirts
     
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  15. Flo179

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    I'd love a fridge magnet and random lpsg branded kitsch stuff too
     
  16. Tight_End_SC

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    There are two items on that list I would purchase. Cock ring and undies if you have boxer briefs.
     
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    Sounds like great idea - maybe users could offer out their own customised items too - I’d probably buy some petnax pants
     
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    I voted for a vibrator because I would love to play with one from LPSG
     
  19. Tight_End_SC

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    If he would mold his cock to let them make a Petnax Dildo... I would buy a few; one for me and the others to give out as Christmas gifts.
     
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  20. BIGDICKJ42

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    Omg! Get me one of each of these! Voted for the ruler but honestly would buy each and everyone of these!
     
  21. red7.5

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    Great idea! I'd have chosen multiple items if I was able - cock ring, dildo, underwear. Chose underwear as my most definite. - provided it has a big pouch!
     
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    Absofuckinglutely!!! I’d buy one for sure !
    I like the cock ring idea too
     
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    Kayleyn, perhaps a set of mugs....with the following on the mugs.

    One mug...pink...or gold...saying "My husband has a truly huge cock" or "I struck gold..my husband has a whopper cock"

    Second mug..."I am lucky the giant cocked husband of a nymphomaniac size queen"

    Third and fourth mugs in the set...."Guest of a giant cocked stud & nymphomaniac size queen" or "House guest of a huge cocked stud & nympho size queen"

    And get several extras of the third and fourth mugs...so you can give them away as parting gifts to those house guests you really enjoyed sex with....

    and no...I am not joking...well...a little...but it would fit your life very nicely...so I am serious. LOL. Just can not let the in-laws and family see them...LOL.
     
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    Another idea for a mug for you....to tell guests but not "tell them"...
    "you have not seen a huge cock until you've seen my husbands"
    or "wife of the guy with the biggest cock you have ever seen"
    "loving wife of the man with a huge cock", or
    "My husband has a huge cock...really...it is enormous"
     
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    or...a mug for you that shows: "Wife & Owner of a huge cocked husband"

    or "My husband has a lot bigger cock than your husband"

    or "Beat you my husband has a bigger one than your husband"

    or "I beat your pussy can not take all of my huge husbands meat"...and on the back "I can take him to his balls"

    or "you could not take all of my husbands huge pole..but I can"

    or "I bet my husband is a lot bigger than yours"

    or "I bet my husbands pleasure pole dwarfs your husbands"

    or "I have a big pussy to fit in my husbands huge cock"

    or "Owner of a huge pussy to fit my mans giant hose"


    LOL...I could write these all day...LOL
     
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    or...you can go the other way....

    "must be bigger than my huge husband to ride this ride"
     
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    How about a bumper sticker. Or one of those things that go on your car's rear window.....similar to "Baby on Board". "Big Cock on Board"? BCOB!
     
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    A LPSG branded pocket measuring tape. One you can use in social situations to measure a guys length and girth if the situation requires it.
     
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    I love the idea of everyday branded items with the LPSG logo, only people ‘in the know’ would recognise, or it’d be a conversation starter. For example - Coffee Mug (already mentioned), reusable takeaway coffee cup, beach towel, mousemat, cool cup, bumper sticker, cap, beanie hat, vest top, face mask etc.
     
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    Gotta say, love all the ruler related items. Might be fun to see one with some more colorful measurements to go along with inches. Maybe have some member stats or even a small medium large kinds deal. Fun stuff!
     
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