Poll... Which Of These Would You Buy?

[red7.5]

Great idea! I'd have chosen multiple items if I was able - cock ring, dildo, underwear. Chose underwear as my most definite. - provided it has a big pouch!

 

[LargeUnit]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

Absofuckinglutely!!! I’d buy one for sure !
I like the cock ring idea too

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

Kayleyn, perhaps a set of mugs....with the following on the mugs.

One mug...pink...or gold...saying "My husband has a truly huge cock" or "I struck gold..my husband has a whopper cock"

Second mug..."I am lucky the giant cocked husband of a nymphomaniac size queen"

Third and fourth mugs in the set...."Guest of a giant cocked stud & nymphomaniac size queen" or "House guest of a huge cocked stud & nympho size queen"

And get several extras of the third and fourth mugs...so you can give them away as parting gifts to those house guests you really enjoyed sex with....

and no...I am not joking...well...a little...but it would fit your life very nicely...so I am serious. LOL. Just can not let the in-laws and family see them...LOL.

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

Another idea for a mug for you....to tell guests but not "tell them"...
"you have not seen a huge cock until you've seen my husbands"
or "wife of the guy with the biggest cock you have ever seen"
"loving wife of the man with a huge cock", or
"My husband has a huge cock...really...it is enormous"

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

or...a mug for you that shows: "Wife & Owner of a huge cocked husband"

or "My husband has a lot bigger cock than your husband"

or "Beat you my husband has a bigger one than your husband"

or "I beat your pussy can not take all of my huge husbands meat"...and on the back "I can take him to his balls"

or "you could not take all of my husbands huge pole..but I can"

or "I bet my husband is a lot bigger than yours"

or "I bet my husbands pleasure pole dwarfs your husbands"

or "I have a big pussy to fit in my husbands huge cock"

or "Owner of a huge pussy to fit my mans giant hose"


LOL...I could write these all day...LOL

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

or...you can go the other way....

"must be bigger than my huge husband to ride this ride"

 

[HCOM2]

How about a bumper sticker. Or one of those things that go on your car's rear window.....similar to "Baby on Board". "Big Cock on Board"? BCOB!

 

[deleted10500801]

A LPSG branded pocket measuring tape. One you can use in social situations to measure a guys length and girth if the situation requires it.

 

[GayLadsUK]

I love the idea of everyday branded items with the LPSG logo, only people ‘in the know’ would recognise, or it’d be a conversation starter. For example - Coffee Mug (already mentioned), reusable takeaway coffee cup, beach towel, mousemat, cool cup, bumper sticker, cap, beanie hat, vest top, face mask etc.

 

[frutiger]

Gotta say, love all the ruler related items. Might be fun to see one with some more colorful measurements to go along with inches. Maybe have some member stats or even a small medium large kinds deal. Fun stuff!

 

[longstroke7]

Definitely want the towel

 

[ActionBuddy]

For us coffee, tea, and smoothie drinkers, a LARGE LPSG mug would be a fun thing to drink out of, when we are logged-in to the site, with our favorite morning beverage.

Also, a T-shirt with LPSG's logo prominently printed on the front side, and the back, would be really fun to wear at next year's LGBT Pride March/Parade. It might make for some exciting new connections with our other local members!

A/B

 

[ronin001]

To support the site, I voted for Underwear, as pretty much no one else but myself would see.
However a T-Shirt or Mug, with a non descriptive Logo , may be nice also . Think along the lines of Tesla . BMW or Ferrari , you do not need words or other graphics on their apparel. The logo says it all

So no penises LOL

Good luck

 

[ActionBuddy]

To support the site, I voted for Underwear, as pretty much no one else but myself would see.
However a T-Shirt or Mug, with a non descriptive Logo , may be nice also . Think along the lines of Tesla . BMW or Ferrari , you do not need words or other graphics on their apparel. The logo says it all.
So no penises

@ronin001 - Agreed!

A/B

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

Tell someone with a coffee mug...so many options...perhaps the direct approach is best.

"Would you like to talk about my husband's huge cock?"

Or "I like talking about my husbands huge cock"

Or "I bet my guy's cock is bigger than your guy's"

Or "Only guys bigger than my husband can ride this ride"

 

[RJ5on1]

Cock Ring

... would also like a Travel Coffee/Drink Cup for car and to carry around everywhere.

 

[ozwestcoastboy]

What about a good old fashioned calendar featuring 12 of LPSG's largest members . . ? I know who I'd like to see featured.

 

[Player_01]

I have joked before that an official LPSG ruler would be fun for size bragging. You're not really 9 inches until it's with the official ruler. Heck maybe even do special flairs for it like "certified 7 inches" "certified 8 inches" if they post a verification pic (or maybe video so we know it's not Photoshopped) with the official ruler.

I just saw this posted on Facebook:

A 'Peter Meter' ruler.
1 inch, Just a water spout
2 inches, 95% imagination
3 inches, Seen better days but not much
4 inches, Just a teaser
5 inches, Woman's home companion
6 inches, A secretary's delight
7 inches, For large girls
8 inches, Home wrecker size
9 inches, For bar room betting only

I guess there was a time when "large" could be too large. LOL

 

[ActionBuddy]

I have joked before that an official LPSG ruler would be fun for size bragging. You're not really 9 inches until it's with the official ruler. Heck maybe even do special flairs for it like "certified 7 inches" "certified 8 inches" if they post a verification pic (or maybe video so we know it's not Photoshopped) with the official ruler.

I just saw this posted on Facebook:

A 'Peter Meter' ruler.
1 inch, Just a water spout
2 inches, 95% imagination
3 inches, Seen better days but not much
4 inches, Just a teaser
5 inches, Woman's home companion
6 inches, A secretary's delight
7 inches, For large girls
8 inches, Home wrecker size
9 inches, For bar room betting only

I guess there was a time when "large" could be too large. LOL

@PretenderNX01 - So funny... But, also, kind of a good, and true "ruler", if you don't have a Tailor's measuring tape, handy.

I saw one of these at a vintage/antique mall, and I now regret not buying it!

It would be great if there was an new version, printed on a real wooden stick, that included LPSG's logo, and updated to 2021 era comic graphics.

A/B

 

[likitisplit]

what type of ring? ss? rubber? single ring? adjustable?