Questions for the size deniers

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I have some questions for those of you who deny the pre-eminence of big dicks.

1. If size doesn't matter, why is this site filled with women and gay men seeking sex while measurection.com is an all male celibacy group?

2. Why are big dicks glorified in the media?

3. Why is "you have a small penis" an insult?

4. Why will people pay money to see a hung stud jerk off?

5. Why don't you support research into the medicinal and therapeutic qualities of big dicks and big dick cum?

6. Why are penis enlargement pills a thing, but penis shrinking pills are not?

7. How do you explain the phallic-centric nature of reality?

8. Why are men with small dicks less successful, attractive and intelligent on average?

9. Why do all men submit when confronted with a bigger penis?

10. Why do big dicks always win?

Can anyone answer these questions?
 
Don't believe everything you read, anything you're told, and half of what you see. Most women, yes MOST, don't give a rats ass how big your dick is. If you suck in the sack, it's the inches between your ears that cause it. I've been with women who went crazy over the size of my cock. It didn't keep those relationships from failing. I've had two affairs with women whose husbands were hung more than me...their huge cocks didn't keep their women from straying. My wife loves my cock, because she loves me. One of her fond memories of a past boyfriend with a guy so small he didn't even try to fuck her....he just rubbed it against her clit for a mind blowing orgasm.

There is SO much bullshit out there. Try to see past it.
 
1. If size doesn't matter, why is this site filled with women and gay men seeking sex while measurection.com is an all male celibacy group?

While there is a section for people wanting to meet up, this site's purpose isn't a hook up site. People would have much better luck using an app, or even craigslist.

2. Why are big dicks glorified in the media?

I've seen you post a lot, but I haven't seen you state your size, or seen any pictures, so I don't know what you think is a "big dick". Obviously if a dick is bigger than yours would be considered "bigger", but how small are you?

3. Why is "you have a small penis" an insult?

The same reason "you are fat" "you smell bad" "you have a big nose" "your vagina smells bad", basically it's the same reason anything is an insult. The purpose of an insult is to make someone feel bad about something, usually about things they can't change. It's immature. However if the penis is actually small, like, well below average, it is something people feel sorry about, rather than wanting to insult them. Kind of like "sucks to be him".

4. Why will people pay money to see a hung stud jerk off?

The same reason they will pay small, average, and large men to jack off? The same way cam sites exist? A few years ago I was on a cam site, and got paid really well. I am just average, 6.8" to be exact, but my looks, dick, attitude, personality, atire made me apparently attractive enough to where many male and females would always donate and be super awesome.

5. Why don't you support research into the medicinal and therapeutic qualities of big dicks and big dick cum?

If something isn't broken, why fix it? And what is "big dick cum"? I've seen small and average penises shoot huge cum shots, and I've also seen really large people who just have a few drops. Dick size does not equate to load size.

6. Why are penis enlargement pills a thing, but penis shrinking pills are not?

Penis enlargement pills sell false hope to insecure men. Just like a lot of fake diet pills and herbs do as well. There are some men who genuinelly would like to have a smaller penis. There are some men who can't be deep throated, or can't even fully penetrate their partner because of how big their dick is. But most people are realistic and realize that pills offering a miracle cure of everything are bullshit.

7. How do you explain the phallic-centric nature of reality?

Idk but there are many documentaries about this. Many theories. From what I gather, it signifies fertility and power. When people erect (no pun intened) skycrapers, water towers, and other phalic objects, no one in the world has a penis that big, so it's not about the size of the dick, rather than the actual dick.

8. Why are men with small dicks less successful, attractive and intelligent on average?

Where do you get your statistics from? That makes no sense at all. Some very famous and successful people have average and even small dicks... On the flip side, I have seen homeless people, who probably haven't had a shower in years, shitting on the street, that happened to have very large dicks. So, that proves your point wrong that having a big dick means you are gauranteed to succeed in life.

9. Why do all men submit when confronted with a bigger penis?

"all men".. Like, wtf man. Not all men will do anything. You make it seem like the penis is all that matters. You probably also assume that guys with a lot of money get everything they want. You don't realize that people are people, and we all have emotions and we all have likes and dislikes, and it doesn't all boil down to the size, shape, color, look of genitals. I have been with girls that were cheating on their larger husbands, with me. So that proves that dick size isn't that damn important. Yes, there do exist men and women who are "size queens"; just as their are men and women who are into BBWs, goths, nerds, atheletes, anything. It's just a personal preference that some have, it's not something everyone has.

10. Why do big dicks always win?

Like I stated in my previous answers. Ask that to the homeless man shitting on the street with a big dick, and ask the ex husband of the girl I was fucking.

Now, why don't you answer some questions after you already took about 10 minutes of my time responding to your questions. What is the size of your penis? Why are you so obsessed with size? Are you honestly just trolling? Perhaps you actually do have a big dick, but are such a lunatic and out of touch with reality, that you pose as someone having a small dick to make yourself feel somewhat important, basing all your importance on your "big dick".
 
Look, I'm not going to get into this argument again, but let me ask a question. Why are people arguing this issue, and with such certainty and vehemence, on a large penis site? Why are you even interested in cock size if you are so sure it makes no difference?
 
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Dude's still on my ignore list, but I guess he still unable to fathom that it's heart size that matters: http://imgur.com/gallery/nzyhm
Wow. That's so sexy.

I used to have to go to work with my pain. I have a VERY high tolerance for pain, but my menstrual pain is enough to knock the wind out of me. It has caused me to collapse, to fall down the stairs, and to faint. When I first moved into this house, before I could unpack my bedroom, my period came. I managed a call to my ex while I frantically searched for my hot pad and Tens unit. I couldn't speak into the phone. I got out enough words so that Operations knew what building had the person I needed. When he answered the phone, all I did was wail. I may have said his name. The base is 25 minutes away. So, 18 minutes later, he got to our house, found me where I had ended up half under the bed after I had fallen and writhed in agony. He found what I needed and set me up. Then seeing how frightened I was by the ordeal, he sat with me and held my hand until I fell asleep. Anyway. When we lived in Miami, I was working outside the house. He would put his bike on our car, drive to my job, give me what I needed, and ride his bike home so that I would not have to wait for a cab or walk home in that state. If he wasn't gay, I would so choose him every time over someone with a larger endowment. Who doesn't love that level of care?
 


I'm right here, Darlin.

1. If size doesn't matter, why is this site filled with women and gay men seeking sex while measurection.com is an all male celibacy group?
Why? Because, that's why.
2. Why are big dicks glorified in the media?
Because, that's why.
3. Why is "you have a small penis" an insult?
Because, that's why.
4. Why will people pay money to see a hung stud jerk off?
Because, that's why.
5. Why don't you support research into the medicinal and therapeutic qualities of big dicks and big dick cum?
Because.
6. Why are penis enlargement pills a thing, but penis shrinking pills are not?
Because.
7. How do you explain the phallic-centric nature of reality?
Because.
8. Why are men with small dicks less successful, attractive and intelligent on average?
Because.
9. Why do all men submit when confronted with a bigger penis?
Because
10. Why do big dicks always win?
Because.


Now answer me this question... Why does Wally's jukebox offer 56 different recordings of exactly the same tune?
 
I'm right here, Darlin.

1. If size doesn't matter, why is this site filled with women and gay men seeking sex while measurection.com is an all male celibacy group?
Why? Because, that's why.
2. Why are big dicks glorified in the media?
Because, that's why.
3. Why is "you have a small penis" an insult?
Because, that's why.
4. Why will people pay money to see a hung stud jerk off?
Because, that's why.
5. Why don't you support research into the medicinal and therapeutic qualities of big dicks and big dick cum?
Because.
6. Why are penis enlargement pills a thing, but penis shrinking pills are not?
Because.
7. How do you explain the phallic-centric nature of reality?
Because.
8. Why are men with small dicks less successful, attractive and intelligent on average?
Because.
9. Why do all men submit when confronted with a bigger penis?
Because
10. Why do big dicks always win?
Because.


Now answer me this question... Why does Wally's jukebox offer 56 different recordings of exactly the same tune?
This response wasn't the complex, nuanced, tangential abstraction I was expecting :(.
Are you sulking or something? Are you feeling unwell?
 
I agree with Wally. Unless you have a small dick, you just cannot understand how the insults and demeaning comments pile up over a lifetime to create an image of what people/society really think. If you're average or large or female, you're simply not attuned to what people & society is saying on that particular issue because it's not emotionally important to you. I liken this to the fact that most non-black people will have no idea of the complexes & psychological damage caused by overt and covert racism because they're simply not 'awake' to it. Is some of this paranoia and irrational? Of course. But it doesn't detract from the central point that having a small dick makes you an easy target for absolutely everyone. You've got to have a pretty thick skin in life to not let that get you down, especially as there's no legislation against it like there is against racism or homophobia.
 
This response wasn't the complex, nuanced, tangential abstraction I was expecting :(.
Are you sulking or something? Are you feeling unwell?


Well- you can scan thru my past responses to Wally and perhaps discern that I long ago determined that he is a poseur- pretending some compulsion about dick size... His kalimba only has one Tine.... and he is non-amenable to any amount of reason.
So what's the point?

He's just yanking the same chain to see who will flush.... and this time I only flushed because you asked me to, Swoon.

So- rest assured, i'm good. Sulking is incompatible with laughing... and that is the noise I make more often than any other.

And You can count on me to wax all tangential, with nuance slathered on top, whenever I read something that makes me think of some alternative oddity.
 
1., 2., and 3. Because all the difference in the world lies between (a) what actually matters and (b) what a lot of people are prone to getting hung up on.

4. Because fools and their money are soon parted.

5. Because I generally prefer to spend my money on things worth spending it on.

6. Because of a combination of Nos. 1., 2., and 3. above and the fact that there's a sucker born every minute.

7. As Cornelius said to Zira, "I don't, and I'm not going to try."

8., 9., and 10. I don't think the assumptions on which these questions are based are rooted in fact.
 
I admit to being a great Wally fan. Nobody delivers such prime grade insanity on such a regular basis, keeping me amused for hours. I further admit that Wally regularly goes way overboard on the topic; but a word in his defence to all the Wally-bashers out there: each and every member who replies with indignation to his posts; insisting that nothing is of less importance than penis size - these same persons are simultaneously and of their own free will members in a forum devoted to the penis and it's size. Do you not see that this puts a flaw in your logic and argumentation? Denying that penis size has any effect on a man's (sub)conscious self-perception or interaction with others would be more credible coming from someone who is NOT a lpsg member.
 
@moonlightnbg This is an excellent point. I'm sometimes completely flabbergasted by those who get on their high horse when it's suggested size matters on this site. This is particularly the case on the Ask a Woman threads. However, I remember one post from years ago where women on here were asked whether a big penis caused better orgasms and one Tiny Princess responded along the lines of 'not faster nor more but better, longer and more intense. Nothing to mention really'.

Now subsequent posts will reveal that the lady in question is neither unkind, unpleasant or anything other than perfectly nice and reasonable. Neither is she a troll or a man with a small dick posing as a woman. She was merely giving what I assume was an honest response because I've heard the same thing from others.

That is the main issue that guys with small dicks have to contend with: the horrible gnawing suspicion that they're somehow missing out on mindblowing PIV sex, as well as the opportunity of giving the woman they love (or any woman for that matter) the most pleasure she's had from a penis. And if you're small, you pretty much know she's had bigger and that she's experienced what Tiny Princess described above. I don't know about other guys but the most pleasure I get from sex is derived from the pleasure I'm giving the woman. That's where my kick comes from. If you know she (or many other women) have had better, bigger, longer more intense orgasms because a guy had a big cock during PIV sex, you ain't just going to happen to un-hear that.

Add a bit of insecurity to a guy with a small dick, compound that with the comments made about it in society and some negative personal experiences and you'll see how it can become a debilitating preoccupation.

Wally does make some ridiculously stupid remarks (sorry Wally, but asking why small guys are less successful, intelligent and attractive has the unfortunate effect of undermining the credibility of your other questions). But in principal I feel his pain, if he is indeed shortly endowed.
 
8. Why are men with small dicks less successful, attractive and intelligent on average?

9. Why do all men submit when confronted with a bigger penis?

10. Why do big dicks always win?
for these specific 3 last questions... you know, wally, that you've not described the reality...
lol
 
This response wasn't the complex, nuanced, tangential abstraction I was expecting :(.
Are you sulking or something? Are you feeling unwell?
:D
yes... phil must have a little flu or allergy...because of the californian spring flowers pollen in san diego...
 
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