Questions We Never Ask Each Other

[Taya]

Your breasts look heavy, can I hold them?

Man or woman?

 

[rtg]

Man or woman?

Wha?

 

[Taya]

Wha?

The person who asked - Was it a he or she?

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Does your man tell his friends how big your vagina is? Are all his friends jealous and want a piece of your vagina? Would it be cheating if I just let on his friends go down on me? A lick off buddy, if you will.

I have deja vu.
I had to make a haiku.
Just Ask A Straight Man.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I am sorely tempted to make chocolate starfish impressions for my sweetie. And impressions of my labia & friends.
There’s a gift he shouldn’t open at the family xmas...
You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Partner's Anus (Or Your Own), Just In Time For The Holidays

I would put something innocuous on the outside, something like this:

I'd be tempted to include a quote from @LaFemme in the card that was phrased so it could be read in a room full of easily annoyed adults. It would need a bit of adjustment. "Is your anus hungry?"



.....and inside:

Bonus: Works equally well for birthdays, anniversaries, and Halloween (trick plus treat)

 

[Scarletbegonia]

The person who asked - Was it a he or she?

The point of the thread is to parody the riDICKulous questions men ask.
I thought it was parodying heavy balls questions.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Forget I asked. Sorry to bother you. Not going to happen again.

No, no, I’m saying that rtg wasn’t asked. It’s her spin on the doofus level of many posters here.

 

[Taya]

No, no, I’m saying that rtg wasn’t asked. It’s her spin on the doofus level of many posters here.

Oops. I am terribly sorry. I thought she was the one quoting and I was responding to her.
I didn't pay enough attention to see it was you.
My apologies. I am deleting my previous messages.

And I thought it was a real question. Me and my English.

 

[Taya]

The person who asked - Was it a he or she?

@rtg - Please disregard.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

All good @Taya
No harm done.

Speaking of that, how many times have you made the other person limp the next day?

 

[Taya]

All good @Taya
No harm done.

Speaking of that, how many times have you made the other person limp the next day?

First and the last guy set a great example for other wannabees.
Gals - That is a whole different issue. Exposee amongst women pals is considered normal behaviour in Tayacomesfromland. Just the display though.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

All good @Taya
No harm done.

Speaking of that, how many times have you made the other person limp the next day?

I am actually guilty of this. Chafing sucks.
To be fair, we both were a little too aware of our bits.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I would put something innocuous on the outside, something like this:
View attachment 10376701
I'd be tempted to include a quote from @LaFemme in the card that was phrased so it could be read in a room full of easily annoyed adults. It would need a bit of adjustment. "Is your anus hungry?"



.....and inside:
View attachment 10376711
Bonus: Works equally well for birthdays, anniversaries, and Halloween (trick plus treat)

I was in an all bass and percussion rock band called Chocolate Starfish. It was also sometimes called [My Friend's Name]'s Mother. Sometimes we just went by the actual name of his mother. We were playing around with it. Then, I was in a band called Herding Cats. Then I quit Herding Cats because the drummer was a mother, refused to rent studio time, and so we practiced with her family interfering. Also, it was 2 hours away by train, when a studio would have been half the distance. When I quit, they hired the best bassist from Chocolate Starfish. That broke us up, but I do not think we were really ever going to play out. He quit when the drummer's family started calling him Daddy. Yikes. Chess masters all of them, but emotional messes too.

Anyway. I have never asked any female friends about their buttholes. At all. Well, maybe a few times after we ate very spicy food. More of a, "I'm not okay, are you okay?"

 

[Taya]

I am actually guilty of this. Chafing sucks.
To be fair, we both were a little too aware of our bits.

Like @BostonMila said, all good, no harm done.
My mistakes. Wrong ID and quick temper as usual.
You cool.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Like @BostonMila said, all good, no harm done.
My mistakes. Wrong ID and quick temper as usual.
You cool.

Now I can’t figure out if I’m confused or what

Scarlet. Were you replying to my Question(s) We Never Ask Eachother (re: making another person limp the next day)? The chafing bits part made me
think so

I am actually guilty of this. Chafing sucks.
To be fair, we both were a little too aware of our bits.

I bet @rtg has an interesting take on guys who have some compulsive need to go find someone and make them limp the next day. Do I sound full of FOMO? Chafing bits? No.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Anyway. I have never asked any female friends about their buttholes. At all. Well, maybe a few times after we ate very spicy food. More of a, "I'm not okay, are you okay?"

I laughed but thankfully without any butt hurtedness. Partly since there’s an old school self-help book called ‘I’m Okay, You’re Okay’

....and now I’m trying to remember ...I think there were four primary positions that one could have. One was ‘I’m Okay, You’re Not Okay’ (can lead to arrogance and other negative behaviors) and ‘I’m Not Ok, You’re Not Okay’ where the ‘most problems happen’ apparently. Mass killings.

I guess that ‘I’m Okay, You’re Okay’ was the ideal we are suppose to strive for, and I wonder if that’s how we wound up with Okay Cupid dot com. What is that? Ok Cupid...fuck it. Just Ok is good enough for some people in relationships ...

 

[rtg]

I bet @rtg has an interesting take on guys who have some compulsive need to go find someone and make them limp the next day. Do I sound full of FOMO? Chafing bits? No.

Haha like the energizer bunny dudes who don’t give a shit how it feels for a woman and just pounds away asap and the whole time? And won’t let the woman take control? Had my fair share of those douche bags but thankfully they never made me limp or chafe haha. Probably because I faked it early to make them finish up to get me out of that hell haha *sshhh don’t tell anyone*. These days I don’t think I’d bother faking it though.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Now I can’t figure out if I’m confused or what

Scarlet. Were you replying to my Question(s) We Never Ask Eachother (re: making another person limp the next day)? The chafing bits part made me
think so



I bet @rtg has an interesting take on guys who have some compulsive need to go find someone and make them limp the next day. Do I sound full of FOMO? Chafing bits? No.

I was replying to the limping question, yes.
I’ve been the Energizer Bunny, incited rounds seven through twelve and left us raw. Of course, I got the worst of it, and my walk was best described as “walking gingerly” to lessen contact with chafed bits.

 

[LaFemme]

Hey, do you like looking at assholes? No, not Jim in accounting. Buttholes, poop chutes, Hershey highways? Do ya?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Hey, do you like looking at assholes? No, not Jim in accounting. Buttholes, poop chutes, Hershey highways? Do ya?

I even avoid Jim in accounting.
Like? Nope. Does it happen with my guy? Yep. I like his butt, yet I don’t have a need to take porn shots of his brown bud.
And I’ll do things with it.

I do know what it looks like as a reference for “his normal.”