Questions We Never Ask Each Other

[rtg]

Context: room full of ladies with unfortunate personalities*
"So... have any of you gotten away with, um.....a woman...?"

Voice trails off. A chilling implication ripples throughout the room and the implication is a four letter word.


*Thx for that @rtg

Lol What did I do?

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Lol What did I do?

You described someone or a group of someones as having "very unfortunate personalities" or something like that, in a post recently....(maybe the Very Sad and Pathetic thread?) and I thought to myself.....that's one of the nicest, most PC sounding ways to describe a person who just sucks the life out of you

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Your breasts look heavy, can I hold them?

Maybe I'm crazy but I feel like that's a really good line. It could have worked on me. It employs the element of laughter, initially, which helps let people's guard down. And before I even know what's..... oh wow, I'm being felt up by an extremely beautiful woman in the swimming pool. Fuck, it's even heated and we're both topless and that's when I would ask my next question, naturally

Do you keep all of your old used tampons in a secret box in the attic too?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Who here is packing girth?

Mind it probably means something completely different to women and involves artful dressing or some Spanx.

Dammit. Back on the treadmill.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Dammit. Back on the treadmill.

But you can never be TOO thick, right? That’s what I heard?

 

[LaFemme]

I can never find anyone to wreck my dumper. How about you, Sheila? *takes another bite of egg salad*

 

[rtg]

Do you like to eat your own cum?

 

[deleted924715]

So Amanda, I was just wondering is your vaginal discharge thick or runny? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[LaFemme]

So Amanda, I was just wondering is your vaginal discharge thick or runny? Enquiring minds want to know.

I always picture these questions at the lunch table at work. Kind of puts me off my kale salad.

 

[rtg]

Does your man tell his friends how big your vagina is? Are all his friends jealous and want a piece of your vagina? Would it be cheating if I just let on his friends go down on me? A lick off buddy, if you will.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

But you can never be TOO thick, right? That’s what I heard?

Funny, in my world, thick refers to a thick skull, either stubborn or less than smart. So, yes, one can always be too thick.

 

[LaFemme]

So like when you’re with your friend, and one of you has to pee but the other doesn’t, does she, um, like watch you pee? Does she comment on the strength of your stream? Did she comment on the size of your urethra? Do share!

 

[MickeyLee]

So like when you’re with your friend, and one of you has to pee but the other doesn’t, does she, um, like watch you pee? Does she comment on the strength of your stream? Did she comment on the size of your urethra? Do share!

No.

But the next time life requires a co-pee I'll have something to fill those awkward moments of silence.

"Wow! That's quite the impressive stream you have there. Your urethra must be massive"

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Is your anus hungry?

No, but one of the assholes in my house are.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

No.

But the next time life requires a co-pee I'll have something to fill those awkward moments of silence.

"Wow! That's quite the impressive stream you have there. Your urethra must be massive"

 

[LaFemme]

No.

But the next time life requires a co-pee I'll have something to fill those awkward moments of silence.

"Wow! That's quite the impressive stream you have there. Your urethra must be massive"

I’d literally fall off the john if you said that to me!

 

[AlteredEgo]

No.

But the next time life requires a co-pee I'll have something to fill those awkward moments of silence.

"Wow! That's quite the impressive stream you have there. Your urethra must be massive"

Once, after a long bus ride, a "cousin" and I used the same rest room in adjoining stalls. We peed for a ridiculous amount of time. I started giggling. He said in a house full of ladies he never heard one tinkle for so long. I finished just then, but he was still releasing water, and we both laughed. I sat giggling in my stall long enough to start up again, and we laughed some more. Good lord I have some weird memories with that man.

 

[EllieP]

This is the first time I'm reading this thread, and I'm dying laughing!

So many questions that have no basis in reality from any gender.

I've never asked another woman if she was the most popular member of our group because her cup size was bigger than anyone else.

But @rtg, I have been asked by my BFF to hold my breasts once when I had finally scheduled reduction surgery. She did and concurred that I was right to have surgery. Strangely, she's never asked to hold them after surgery. I'll have to ask her if she wants to. Nah, maybe not.

 

[rtg]

But @rtg, I have been asked by my BFF to hold my breasts once when I had finally scheduled reduction surgery. She did and concurred that I was right to have surgery. Strangely, she's never asked to hold them after surgery. I'll have to ask her if she wants to. Nah, maybe not.

That’s the best! Probably the only circumstance I think a woman would legitimately ask another woman to do so! I’m kind of interested to know her reaction if you asked her again tho haha

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Have you ever been discriminated against for a small clit?