Look, i'm not gonna go into great detail here kiddos, work to do, bills to pay and all, so I'll keep it brief.
What I described isn't special, it's in fact the very basic level of adult reasoning skills, as in, what every person in every part of the world is expected to have in their skillset by the age of 18 in order to be considered a basically functional adult. It also allows for better comebacks than 'no u'
But since you don't get that, I'll leave you to it. Just remember, obsession is bad, eat your vegetables and play outside once in a while. It's as full of the bright colours and loud noises you crave as the one you're stuck in now.