Rate The Pussy Above You

I've always said if cats could speak they would cuss.

Luckily they don't. I already had a foul mouth growing, Christ only knows what have happened had the cat taught me new cuss words
 
TIL the reason Bob loves green olives is because of something called isoprenoids found in green olives and pimentos that is structurally similar to the active chemical in catnip. This chemical binds to receptors that are used to sense pheromones. The pleasurable effect on normally reserved cats can make then scream, beg or exhibit very excitable behaviour.

That's Bob!!
 
And to pay the "rate my pussy" tax

My spirit animal right now

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Cat tax...

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Speaking my truth... And my current level of "done with this shit"-ness
I almost stole your cat for this/that^ but the aspect ratio wasn't quite good enough to do the pic justice ;)

T'is a very fine cat tho' ;)

...although, on my travels, I did find this disturbing specimen...


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I almost stole your cat for this/that^ but the aspect ratio wasn't quite good enough to do the pic justice ;)

T'is a very fine cat tho' ;)

...although, on my travels, I did find this disturbing specimen...


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If that banana could talk...

Those torturous little tongue-needles can't feel good on that tender flesh. Or, they feel absolutely amazing :imp::bomb:
 
If that banana could talk...

Those torturous little tongue-needles can't feel good on that tender flesh. Or, they feel absolutely amazing :imp::bomb:

That sounds disturbing to both the cat and the banana.

Please don't ask, post or reference this in the AASM or it will open a whole new floodgate