Ruler pics - can anyone show 8 inches?

[Snakebyte]

I'm right at 8 inches long on a regular day. Here are some pics, which are very hard for me to take since I have a very strong upward curve and only two hands lol. :tongue:

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/213207/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/28526

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/213191/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/28526

please don't take any offense but you're doing it wrong.

 

[B_HornyAuzzie]

Check out my profile for messure pic

 

[aleceiffel]

I have a pretty strong curve, so this is the best I could do by myself.

 

[D_Nattresse Oilyhood]

Check out my pictures............been told by loads I could be 8! but its an honest measurement! 8 when rock hard!!

 

[AlphaMale]

please don't take any offense but you're doing it wrong.

Please don't take any offense... but if you singled out my photos to claim I was doing it wrong of all the people on this thread then you're a fucking idiot! You're a hater and you've never liked me anyway. Please go back to the Etcetera board where you belong with your 4 pics that are four years old.

Care to explain how I'm doing it wrong?

My erection's upward curve is so strong that at my hardest it's pointing straight up and touching my belly button. It's all I can do to pull it down and away from my body, hold my cock and the measuring tape, and take the pic with my camera in the other hand. If I'm just using both of my hands I can even show longer than what's in this pic.

I'm not ever going to be able to completely straighten my cock out to measure it because it starts curving up right as it comes out of my body, and measuring along the curve isn't cheating unless now runner9 is cheating as well.

I'd follow your example but oh wait... you don't have any measurement pics and you obviously know nothing about cock's with curves anyway

 

[dylz]

calm the fuck down

 

[AlphaMale]

calm the fuck down

And how about you shut the fuck up skinny boy? No one is mad anyway.

I'm as legit as they come on this board, check my 100s of hq photos.

People like you and Snakebyte need to stop attacking other people and then you might not get a defensive attitude in return.

 

[B_veedubb]

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/59456d1238429874-ruler-pics-can-anyone-show-softmeasure.jpg

Second pic, especially, seems fine to me. Nice slack length, clearly
measured. I can't see your gallery, alpha.
Why the fuss?

 

[stroker_ace]

Wrong way, right way...this gives you a rough idea
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/188242/cat/500/ppuser/414162

 

[Scott_]

What the hells up with most of you people measuring on the side? You measure it on the top.

 

[Iceman2215]

And how about you shut the fuck up skinny boy? No one is mad anyway.

I'm as legit as they come on this board, check my 100s of hq photos.

People like you and Snakebyte need to stop attacking other people and then you might not get a defensive attitude in return.

AlphaMale I think the reason for him saying that it is wrong (and I stand under correction) is because it appears that at least 1.5” of the tape is measuring your belly not the shaft. Not saying it is so... just a suggestion. It is big none the less.

Cheers

I

 

[AlphaMale]

AlphaMale I think the reason for him saying that it is wrong (and I stand under correction) is because it appears that at least 1.5” of the tape is measuring your belly not the shaft. Not saying it is so... just a suggestion. It is big none the less.

Cheers

I

Yeah I was talking with a few people in PMs (including Snakebyte) about this and apparently it's just bad perspective and I need to take some new measuring pics. For the record, I'm upward curving AND upward pointing when erect so that's a double whammy against me and measuring. If I were at my hardest point it will be all I could do to pull my cock only a few inches down and away from my abs. These pics are in a state where I was able to get it to the 45/90 degree angle range.

The problem with me and measuring is that I have such a strong "U" shaped curve that it's curving immediately of my body. Meaning the very first inch of the tape will be on a downward curving part of my penis right out of my body. See this pic:

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/73381d1254591459-big-gallery-update-tell-me-up110.jpg

The more I push my cock down and away from my body the more that curve is accentuated and my balls want to come up and around (although they can't fit). So when I do a quick and dirty measuring pic from a certain perspective like this one it looks like that is part of my body and really that's part of my cock:

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/213191/cat/500/ppuser/28526

That's also why I snapped another quick one where I was holding down the end of the measuring tape in the crux of the base. It should be very obvious in this second photo that I don't have 1 1/2" inch of measuring tape on my body:

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/213207/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/28526

I didn't say belly because I'm only 8% body fat. I might be leaning a certain way some pics that make me look out of shape or something but there is virtually no fat in that area of my body to even do something that.

Body pic: http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/209092/cat/500/ppuser/28526

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So thanks for the input guys, I'll try and get some better looking measuring photos up. :smile:

 

[D_Worliss Wreckedsack]

hey guys, here are a few pictures of my piece - one showing my useable length (but not bone pressed) and another showing my girth.

Why don't more people use tape measures to show off their penis dimensions here? My cock curves upwards, so i reckon i'd be cheating myself of a bit of length if i used a ruler..

 

[AlphaMale]

hey guys, here are a few pictures of my piece - one showing my useable length (but not bone pressed) and another showing my girth.

Why don't more people use tape measures to show off their penis dimensions here? My cock curves upwards, so i reckon i'd be cheating myself of a bit of length if i used a ruler..

Nice pics and I feel your pain. If you have time read my posts on this page and the one before. :tongue:

 

[B_classic151]

hey guys, here are a few pictures of my piece - one showing my useable length (but not bone pressed) and another showing my girth.

Why don't more people use tape measures to show off their penis dimensions here? My cock curves upwards, so i reckon i'd be cheating myself of a bit of length if i used a ruler..

nice printed out ruler. haha

 

[AlphaMale]

nice printed out ruler. haha

It doesn't look printed out to me, the second pic might be a little confusing. He's not showing 9" girth, he's showing 5.5" girth the perspective is from our view, not his.

 

[D_Worliss Wreckedsack]

cheers for that, AlphaMale - and i see what you mean about the second pic there. Should have made that a little clearer for the viewer, but was paying more attention to the first pic ; )

 

[D_Whitcomb Whistlereed]

LOL, private45, that ruler is either not accurate at all or you are some 10' giant with abnormally massive hands.

 

[D_Worliss Wreckedsack]

LOL, private45, that ruler is either not accurate at all or you are some 10' giant with abnormally massive hands.

haha, neither of those ideas are correct

i do have quite large hands but my height is actually only 5' 10.5"

i've attached a few pictures to this message; one comparing my sewing kit tape measure to a Stanley brand one, and one of my left hand holding it

hope this clears up any doubts one might have about the legitimacy of my photos..

 

[JohnnyRoberts]

Ok, so I only had a tape measure handy and trying to juggle a tape measure, a slightly curved cock and starting to lose my hard on whilst taking a picture resulted in this fairly lame result...