Ryan Lochte anyone?

[Masseurman]

I forgive Lochte. We all need forgiveness sometimes.

 

[988689]

He doesn't seem to have anything going on in the basket department, wish he did

 

[sexy1234567]

Shameless douche. Plays into the worst stereotype of the vacant American jock, and is a perfect poster boy for those who look on the West as spoiled, arrogant ingrates with a sense of entitlement.

Don't give a shit how good he looks, or how big is cock is, or how many medals he's won. He's a huge embarrassment to America and his decision to strut around on TV so soon after his humiliation shows he's essentially unrepentant despite his hollow protestations to the contrary. He's clearly incapable of learning from his mistakes.

When you make the errant Phelps look like a responsible grown-up, you know you're pretty much a prick on an international scale.

I am not going to feel embarrassed for anything as I don't care what the rest of the world thinks. He did something juvenile and immature, he behaves like he is 14 and seems to have the same mental capacity. I am fine with it, he is pretty. Pretty and dumb work for me.

 

[hank196014]

Shameless douche. Plays into the worst stereotype of the vacant American jock, and is a perfect poster boy for those who look on the West as spoiled, arrogant ingrates with a sense of entitlement.

Don't give a shit how good he looks, or how big is cock is, or how many medals he's won. He's a huge embarrassment to America and his decision to strut around on TV so soon after his humiliation shows he's essentially unrepentant despite his hollow protestations to the contrary. He's clearly incapable of learning from his mistakes.

When you make the errant Phelps look like a responsible grown-up, you know you're pretty much a prick on an international scale.

Oh , get over yourself ! People fuck up , we have a presidential candidate , who is more of an embarrassment , Trump.

 

[Trott.lint]

@hank196014 Ha, I'll give you that! What may be about to happen to the U.S. will make Ryan Lochte look like a national treasure.

 

[MISSROSS2U]

 

[902369]

Probs one of his worst pics lol ^^^^

 

[rleep]

Probs one of his worst pics lol ^^^^

why is that?

 

[visualrockstar]

That is by far the worst photo of him. He looks like crap n

 

[BDS]

Shoot, that means his worst one is 7 million times better than my best one ever.

 

[human]

Everybody makes mistake, but if you recognize and try to change it to be a better person, that's important. I forgive him too, especially if he poses nude , ha ha.

 

[marcus13]

He always looks nice.

 

[885840]

Shoot, that means I'm the best fuck he ever had.

 

[SirConcis]

With regards to what he did. It isn't so much lack of intelligence, it was more of an overinflated ego/self confidence (often needed or the result of high calible athletes. You think you're invincible. Add a bit of alchool and you make stupid mistakes.

With regards to his bulge, in some he looks uncut, in others, there are cut artifacts in images. Note that Phelps also has ambiguous circ status in all the pics I have seen.

With regards to size: when you compete and give it all you got, the bopood flows out of that head and into the muscles. so yeah, there is shrinkage when you give it all you got.

 

[deleted1053295]

Why are people calling the international incident a "mistake"? He straight up decided to falsely report a crime and thought people would believe it cause Brazil can be dangerous, which was basically slandering Brazil. Like why do I keep seeing 'stupid mistake' like he tried to the right thing and it failed. He TRIED to lie to us and lie on Brazil. He made a fucked up CHOICE that none of us should let him off the hook for. If I still have to hear Michael Vick jokes cause he let some dogs fight then Ryan Lochte doesn't get to just go back to normal.

 

[deleted1053295]

If I still have to hear about Ariana Grande licking a donut then Ryan Lochte should still get dragged.

 

[tarheel6]

Why are people calling the international incident a "mistake"? He straight up decided to falsely report a crime and thought people would believe it cause Brazil can be dangerous, which was basically slandering Brazil. Like why do I keep seeing 'stupid mistake' like he tried to the right thing and it failed. He TRIED to lie to us and lie on Brazil. He made a fucked up CHOICE that none of us should let him off the hook for. If I still have to hear Michael Vick jokes cause he let some dogs fight then Ryan Lochte doesn't get to just go back to normal.

Whoa. From what I can gather from the news, Lochte embellished his "standing up" to the "gunmen", but otherwise his story is pretty accurate. His "crimes" were urinating outside a bathroom and participating in tearing a poster off of a wall. Then, when his and three teammates were in their cab and ready to leave, armed security guards, guns drawn, told them to get out of the car. They were then directed to turn over all of the money they had on them to compensate the station owners for the poster and the urine (hosing it down, water costs, I suppose).

Seems to me, the Brazilian government felt stung by several prior incidents (judo athletes robbed at knifepoint on beach, coaches mugged/robbed, bus with athletes stoned), and saw an opportunity for a propaganda offensive to deflect those stories. Consider that the government basically extorted a large payment from one of Lochte's teammates by withholding his passport and giving it back only once he agreed to apologize and make a large donation to a local charity.

Lochte was immature, but it's far from clear, based on the facts reported, that he lied. From his perspective, he was jacked by uniformed, armed guards threatening police action. And, also based on the facts reported, despite the narrative to those facts in the media, his account seems closer to reality than that of the Brazilian government and the Olympics reporters who suck up to the IOC and the host governments.

 

[tarheel6]

Why are people calling the international incident a "mistake"? He straight up decided to falsely report a crime and thought people would believe it cause Brazil can be dangerous, which was basically slandering Brazil. Like why do I keep seeing 'stupid mistake' like he tried to the right thing and it failed. He TRIED to lie to us and lie on Brazil. He made a fucked up CHOICE that none of us should let him off the hook for. If I still have to hear Michael Vick jokes cause he let some dogs fight then Ryan Lochte doesn't get to just go back to normal.

Oh, and the Michael Vick comparison is just silly. Lochte: drunken buffoonery that wouldn't rate mention except that it was the Olympics and another government was involved. Vick: a business operation of dog fighting, planned, and undertaken over a long period of time.

Ariana Grande licking donuts is also stupid stuff, on a similar level to Lochte tearing down a poster and peeing outside. I don't think she's taken more heat for that than Lochte has for his tawdry behavior. (Although, not that drinking is an excuse for his behavior, she was sober when she licked the donuts, so it's a bit more intentional, though still no big crime, in my opinion).

 

[fellatio4ever]

I dont care if he is dumb i would love to swallow all of his cock and let him fuck the shot outta me

 

[igotouf]

Anyone mind to share?

OMG, please say someone has this!!!! I would have a heart attack if I saw him nude, I so have the hots for him. I am actually surprised something has not surfaced already...