Ryan Lochte anyone?

[sakhmet]

NO HE HAS A SMALL DICK AND NO BALLS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Are you old enough to be here? I mean that mentally and physically. All caps does not a point make.

 

[Surfie86]

He definitely appears to be uncut.

 

[weho48]

lpsg will now be his biggest claim to fame after Brazil

 

[fullspeedo11]

Ryan's hot for sure, I'd love to be in the showers with him after practice... oh yeah!

 

[cutthefx]

Sometimes it looks like he just got fluffed and sometimes it looks like he left it in the locker room... ?_?

 

[fullspeedo11]

Sometimes it looks like he just got fluffed and sometimes it looks like he left it in the locker room... ?_?

Yeah you're right. I've seen pix of him and it looks like there's nothing there and in other photos it looks like he's packing some serious meat. He probably does fluff it up..... I have.

 

[bigtoad]

This guy is slowly going to get fat.

L.O.L. ....and true, probably.

 

[bigtoad]

Lochte made the US and OC look bad by not being totally truthful from the start so they'll probably come down kinda hard on him. (loss of endorsements, suspensions, fines) Plus, he's waayyy too old for this kinda stuff! They'll make an example out of him and the other guys so future Olympiads will tread more carefully.

Yep.

 

[BDS]

Speedo has said goodbye to Mr. Lochte....will he never wear Speedo again? (at least not get paid for it...) View attachment 526143 View attachment 526144 View attachment 526145 View attachment 526146 View attachment 526147 View attachment 526148

I am sad about this.

 

[deleted941190]

I find this whole thing fascinating, and totally predicatable: 4 american fratboys go to a party, get drunk, call a cab and go home, need to pee, ask the cab driver to pull over - not enough urinals, so someone gets pissed off and punches something, and goes and pisses out the back, and the gas station owners "go ballistic" since they have a damaged sign, and tell the peeps that they can't leave. Before the police show up one of the "vandals" is confrontational. By my reading they all try to leave at some point, and the guards tell them to sit down (would have been shot dead in the US, and doesn't Ryan Lochte live in Florida, home of open carry and shoot at will heaven?), and someone negotiates that they pay for the damage and go home. And they get to go home, and are not shot by anyone (they would all have been dead in Florida as aliens). And this should have been the end of it.

And the US press get hold of it, and Ryan Lochte spins it as a hold up, and as an international star, his accusations need to be taken seriously and the Brazilian police are forced to investigate, come to a conclusion, prosecute, and hopefully execute these terrible people. Ryan Lochte surely knows that this is what should have happened to those thugs for violating an Olympic medal winner. And the Brazilean police leapt into action, and things started to smell foul, and they realized that Ryan Lochte had not anticipated the existence of security cams in third world countries. Silly boy. And it gets embarrassing. And someone needed to explain to him how this looked, and noone did. And he continued to dig himself into this, and discussions about white privilege. all lives matter and all that has followed. As I said at the end of the last paragraph - this should have been the end of it. Ryan Lochte may not have the brains, but his handlers have the media savvy to make this a ha-ha silly boy story, not a gotcha stupid fucking Brazilian police piece.

Noone has tried to spin the donation to the Brazilian police charity that I can see, which I find fascinating given that the vandalism was taken care of - is this to compensate for the extraction from the plane? Or why was this obvious bribe/voluntary compensation taken?

I expect to be found dead in my home in Santa Fe tomorrow morning, even though I don't live there.

Are you old enough to be here? I mean that mentally and physically. All caps does not a point make.

REALLY I AM OLD AND LARGE ENOUGH TO BE HERE AND ALWAYS USE CAPS...YOU ARE CLEARLY THE ONE WITH THE MENTAL PROBLEM, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU SUPPORT NO DICK/BALLS RYAN LOCHTE. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

 

[Thebambam]

Ryan never been the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. He relies mostly on his looks and talent, which are substantial in both departments. Seeing him in his swimsuit, he definitely belongs here. He reminds my of those jocks we all went to school with that never grew out of that jock mentality. Never matured enough to be responsible adult. Now he is paying a HUGH price for his actions. Instead of saying, "Hey, we got really drunk.", and apologized for his actions. He, like the man child that he is, decided to make up a wild story. He is going to pay a big price for that. The only redemption I see for him is training for the 2020 Olympics and doing really good. Tough for a 32 year old, even tougher on a 36 year old 4 years from now.

 

[heavy weather]

Nice crotch shot of this man-boy, but given what is said below, with this penchant for attention, this may have "augmentation,"

My thoughts:
1. Not born very bright and due to his preoccupation with swimming, he has learned very little (majored in "sport management" in college). As a result, he is extremely ignorant (in the true sense of the word) of many of the ideas, concepts and skills that most adults have at their disposal to make life easier to navigate.

2. Has an inkling that he is dumb, and as a defense mechanism, plays it up thinking it's funny, but sadly, it just makes him appear even stupider—and more difficult for us to see where true stupid ends and the game begins.

3. Emotionally he's somewhere between 15 and 19 years old, and unlikely to progress any further. Spoiled and pampered, he has not developed much in the way of good character. (Witness the lies about Rio and leaving the country and his team mates to take the heat).

4. Desperately wants to "be somebody." Craves attention and the lime.igut. Needs lots of input from others (applause, cheers, media attention, companies) to provide him with self-validation.

5. Will probably continue to make lots of bad judgements in life, like the Rio public urination and vandalism incident and the aftermath. This will likely result in losing a lot of money in bad investments.

5. He probably needs an assistant, handler, or at least a competent spouse at his side all the time to keep him out of trouble.

6. He's a looker, TBS, but things are fading fast...the late nights with all the shots are showing in the once perfect abs, which are now kind of loose and undefined.

All that said, I find him a bit of a tragic figure. The, IMHO, over-commercializations of sports launched a Forrest Gump-esque figure to fame and fortune that he is poorly equipped to handle. I'd sports weren't quitter so commercialized, this man-boy might have had a chance of gaining a little knowledge and developing some character.

 

[fullspeedo11]

Nice crotch shot of this man-boy, but given what is said below, with this penchant for attention, this may have "augmentation,"

My thoughts:
1. Not born very bright and due to his preoccupation with swimming, he has learned very little (majored in "sport management" in college). As a result, he is extremely ignorant (in the true sense of the word) of many of the ideas, concepts and skills that most adults have at their disposal to make life easier to navigate.

2. Has an inkling that he is dumb, and as a defense mechanism, plays it up thinking it's funny, but sadly, it just makes him appear even stupider—and more difficult for us to see where true stupid ends and the game begins.

3. Emotionally he's somewhere between 15 and 19 years old, and unlikely to progress any further. Spoiled and pampered, he has not developed much in the way of good character. (Witness the lies about Rio and leaving the country and his team mates to take the heat).

4. Desperately wants to "be somebody." Craves attention and the lime.igut. Needs lots of input from others (applause, cheers, media attention, companies) to provide him with self-validation.

5. Will probably continue to make lots of bad judgements in life, like the Rio public urination and vandalism incident and the aftermath. This will likely result in losing a lot of money in bad investments.

5. He probably needs an assistant, handler, or at least a competent spouse at his side all the time to keep him out of trouble.

6. He's a looker, TBS, but things are fading fast...the late nights with all the shots are showing in the once perfect abs, which are now kind of loose and undefined.

All that said, I find him a bit of a tragic figure. The, IMHO, over-commercializations of sports launched a Forrest Gump-esque figure to fame and fortune that he is poorly equipped to handle. I'd sports weren't quitter so commercialized, this man-boy might have had a chance of gaining a little knowledge and developing some character.View attachment 526987

Well said and yes a bit tragic. Despite his great talent for swimming and extreme good looks (OH he makes my mouth water) this man-boy will need someone to guide him from here on in. I hope he finds that person because the track record of those like him is a sad one.

 

[Voglener]

WCVB News 5 reports he'll be on DWTS this season! What kinda dance moves does he have? It'll be interesting to see him in some of those outfits.

 

[edonline]

At least with Phelps, you always saw or heard about his mother being around, going to meets, etc and I think basically making sure he kept in line, except for the couple of instances when he was older. Was there ever anyone similar in Lochte's athletic life? I don't recall ever seeing a parent or guardian shown poolside when he was racing.

 

[matelalique]

At least with Phelps, you always saw or heard about his mother being around, going to meets, etc and I think basically making sure he kept in line, except for the couple of instances when he was older. Was there ever anyone similar in Lochte's athletic life? I don't recall ever seeing a parent or guardian shown poolside when he was racing.

Well I am embarrassed to say that I watched all of "What would Ryan Lochte do" which was a reality show just less than 4 years ago following his life, his use of the "jee-ah". Ryan's mother is prominently, presented, in all of his races, and even in the reality show, where wshe helpfully pointed out that he was so busy that serious relationships were not an option, and he had to rely on one night stands. Ryan himself, pointed out that his mother probably didn't understand the the phrase "one night stand".

He has coaches (and has had for the last olympics), who would have difficulty saying with a straight face that he shouldn't go to a a party after winning some gold medals., but he is an adult, as are those other boys.

He is a grown man - they can advise, they can't trap him in the olympic viallge or prevent him from going out and getting shitfaced.

 

[Frodo46888]

I think Heavy Weather's assessment is right on. Kids (and Lochte will always be one) who become famous need handlers to keep them out of trouble, but they can't be hovering 24/7 and there will be slip-ups. Anyone who has raised a teenager knows this.

 

[rryann]

Nice crotch shot of this man-boy, but given what is said below, with this penchant for attention, this may have "augmentation,"

My thoughts:
1. Not born very bright and due to his preoccupation with swimming, he has learned very little (majored in "sport management" in college). As a result, he is extremely ignorant (in the true sense of the word) of many of the ideas, concepts and skills that most adults have at their disposal to make life easier to navigate.

2. Has an inkling that he is dumb, and as a defense mechanism, plays it up thinking it's funny, but sadly, it just makes him appear even stupider—and more difficult for us to see where true stupid ends and the game begins.

3. Emotionally he's somewhere between 15 and 19 years old, and unlikely to progress any further. Spoiled and pampered, he has not developed much in the way of good character. (Witness the lies about Rio and leaving the country and his team mates to take the heat).

4. Desperately wants to "be somebody." Craves attention and the lime.igut. Needs lots of input from others (applause, cheers, media attention, companies) to provide him with self-validation.

5. Will probably continue to make lots of bad judgements in life, like the Rio public urination and vandalism incident and the aftermath. This will likely result in losing a lot of money in bad investments.

5. He probably needs an assistant, handler, or at least a competent spouse at his side all the time to keep him out of trouble.

6. He's a looker, TBS, but things are fading fast...the late nights with all the shots are showing in the once perfect abs, which are now kind of loose and undefined.

All that said, I find him a bit of a tragic figure. The, IMHO, over-commercializations of sports launched a Forrest Gump-esque figure to fame and fortune that he is poorly equipped to handle. I'd sports weren't quitter so commercialized, this man-boy might have had a chance of gaining a little knowledge and developing some character.View attachment 526987

I couldn't have said it any better! He's pathetic AND stupid, i'm afraid.

 

[aqua-illusion]

Nice crotch shot of this man-boy, but given what is said below, with this penchant for attention, this may have "augmentation,"

My thoughts:
1. Not born very bright and due to his preoccupation with swimming, he has learned very little (majored in "sport management" in college). As a result, he is extremely ignorant (in the true sense of the word) of many of the ideas, concepts and skills that most adults have at their disposal to make life easier to navigate.

2. Has an inkling that he is dumb, and as a defense mechanism, plays it up thinking it's funny, but sadly, it just makes him appear even stupider—and more difficult for us to see where true stupid ends and the game begins.

3. Emotionally he's somewhere between 15 and 19 years old, and unlikely to progress any further. Spoiled and pampered, he has not developed much in the way of good character. (Witness the lies about Rio and leaving the country and his team mates to take the heat).

4. Desperately wants to "be somebody." Craves attention and the lime.igut. Needs lots of input from others (applause, cheers, media attention, companies) to provide him with self-validation.

5. Will probably continue to make lots of bad judgements in life, like the Rio public urination and vandalism incident and the aftermath. This will likely result in losing a lot of money in bad investments.

5. He probably needs an assistant, handler, or at least a competent spouse at his side all the time to keep him out of trouble.

6. He's a looker, TBS, but things are fading fast...the late nights with all the shots are showing in the once perfect abs, which are now kind of loose and undefined.

All that said, I find him a bit of a tragic figure. The, IMHO, over-commercializations of sports launched a Forrest Gump-esque figure to fame and fortune that he is poorly equipped to handle. I'd sports weren't quitter so commercialized, this man-boy might have had a chance of gaining a little knowledge and developing some character.View attachment 526987

You do know this is photoshopped right? the real one is out there with just a normal/average bulge.

Edit: http://masdeporte.as.com/masdeporte...74889278_868072_1374889318_noticia_grande.jpg

Here he is wearing the same speedo...normal bulge with a little bit of VPL.

 

[weho48]

sorta damaged goods now