Scotty t geordie shore

Nothing worse when gays obsess over the actual measurements of a cock like jesus how fucking tragic. "Omg he says it's 9 inch", "oh girl more like 8", "on honey it's so 8.5" just enjoy the dick put the poppers down and just enjoy it for what it is. Hes got a big dick that's it. If you don't think its big then you must have a yawning hippo.
 
Nothing worse when gays obsess over the actual measurements of a cock like jesus how fucking tragic. "Omg he says it's 9 inch", "oh girl more like 8", "on honey it's so 8.5" just enjoy the dick put the poppers down and just enjoy it for what it is. Hes got a big dick that's it. If you don't think its big then you must have a yawning hippo.
very true, but i think u kinda missed the point. it was more about what he said the lenght is than actually measure the thing.

but ok
 
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very true, but i think u kinda missed the point. it was more about what he said the lenght is than actually measure the thing.

but ok

but in the long run who cares? No one from this forum is actually gonna be taking his dick, 8 or 9 inches of it.
 
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We all know Scotty would be incapable of reading a measuring tape when sizing up his dick. All those numbers and little lines would confuse the poor boy.
He has a big dick but not a greatly attractive one for me. Nice looking big dicks are rare. Usually one aspect is out of proportion to the rest. The best big cocks are usually 7's and 8's. The start to go out of proportion after that i.e Large girth, small head, strange bend etc.
 
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We all know Scotty would be incapable of reading a measuring tape when sizing up his dick. All those numbers and little lines would confuse the poor boy.
He has a big dick but not a greatly attractive one for me. Nice looking big dicks are rare. Usually one aspect is out of proportion to the rest. The best big cocks are usually 7's and 8's. The start to go out of proportion after that i.e Large girth, small head, strange bend etc.

He has an A* in A-Level maths lol