Scotty t geordie shore

We all know Scotty would be incapable of reading a measuring tape when sizing up his dick. All those numbers and little lines would confuse the poor boy.
He has a big dick but not a greatly attractive one for me. Nice looking big dicks are rare. Usually one aspect is out of proportion to the rest. The best big cocks are usually 7's and 8's. The start to go out of proportion after that i.e Large girth, small head, strange bend etc.
He actually got an A* in A level maths and physics lol. I think the only person who would have an issue measuring would be you :/
 
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He actually got an A* in A level maths and physics lol. I think the only person who would have an issue measuring would be you :/
Actually, his tests were accidentally swapped by the examination board. Scotty J got A* in A level physics and maths.

The only thing Scotty T got on his exams was ketchup.
 
Fun fact about Scotty T, Rhys Sachett, Josh Watson and so on... They all aced Maths at school.
Fun fact about those Scotty t, Rhys sachett and josh Watson. I would swallow all of their cocks lol