Size Ranking Among Friends

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Just curious if anyone else has had experience with size rankings (for lack of a better word) in their friend groups, however formal or informal. There aren't exactly rankings, but it's fairly common knowledge that I have the biggest cock in many of my friend groups.
 

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When my old friends and I were in our 20s we used to run trains on girls in our area or have fuck parties. MFM or MFMF sessions were pretty much a go on Friday and Saturday nights we were all horny and hungry for pussy.

Our peer group was about 7 guys deep and every one had decent size. I'm about the 3rd biggest, the two bigger than me one is really long (dude is 6'7), so long that he used to get a laugh out of having girls suck his dick from behind, and the other had the thickest dick out of us, he's uncut and ridiculously girthy and girls had trouble taking him regularly. I wouldn't want a dick that big, but he's married now with 3 kids so I'm sure his wife is quite pleased lol

Those days were a ton of fun
 

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Seen just about all of my male friends naked. One guy is an absolute beast (probably about 7" soft and about 9" hard) - his girlfriend showed us photos but he is weirdly shy about it.

Me and another guy are probably a joint second (5-6" soft and around 7" hard), and the other guys kinda fall into the very average bracket below that.

Two guys I know are much smaller (about 2" soft) and one of them joked that it doesn't really get much bigger than that when hard.

I like knowing I'm one of the bigger guys and have definitely used it to show off in the gym lockers or in the sauna (if its just me and my friends I won't ever cover my dick in the sauna). It's childish but I like reminding the other guys I'm bigger than them.
 

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I had an unwanted “size ranking” with three of my best friends when we were on holiday in senior highschool.

The four of us decided to go on a wellness-weekend. We booked two rooms, one where the two brothers stayed in and one where the other friend and me stayed in.

We knew eachother for almost a year and ever since there was this rumor that the guy who stayed in my room had a big dick. Well, I kinda always wanted to see it, but I didn’t expect too much, as many people considered my cock, which is at 8inches, as big too.

However, on the first night in our hotel we went to bed. My friend was 5’9”, slim, tanned and always slept with baggy boxers that were tailored almost to the half of his upper leg.
In the morning he woke up, got out of bed, turned to me and asked something but I couldn’t answer because I had to stare at his boxershorts. Or should i say, even below them? Because his dick was hanging out!

,,Sorry, quite hard to keep that all inside”, he said as he tucked it in very fast. It must have been enormous. I wanted to see more of it.

After dinner I asked wether the boys wanted to go to the sauna. We agreed, got our bathing shorts, went to the SPA and saw a sign that said: nudist area only. Shit. I was afraid they’d all want to go back to our rooms as we didn’t know eachother for too long, but thankfully the two brothers almost instantly took off their shorts and revealed their penises. Well they were quite... ...small, even though the dick of the younger brother was thick. They were likely 3.5” long....I pulled my shorts down, revealing my flaccid 5.5 incher and then my roommate followed. I looked at the brothers faces, staring at his cock. Then I also looked at it and couldn’t believe my eyes! It was hanging halfway to his knee!!! It must have been 7.5” long! FLACCID! Also it had incredible girth, well i guess i would have barely been able to close my hands around it.

We went in the sauna where the brothers and me just sat down, as my roommate laid down on the benches fully stretching out his manlyhood. First he kept his prick on his stomach but after a while he moved it over so it hung down between his wide spread legs. It even touched the bench!

,,DUDE, you’re HUGE!”, the younger brother said in a shy voice.

The donkey dicked friend sat up, looked at him and said:,, Thank you, now u know why there are rumors! It’s 10.25” when it’s full”

Suddenly the thick cocked brother got hard and tried to cover it with his hands. But the three of us already saw what happened.

,,What’s that? U wanna compare?”, my roommate said as he stood up and went over to the brothers. Luckily we were the only ones in the spa as it was a small hotel and the spa would be closing in a few minutes anyways. I couldn’t believe my eyes. The younger brother was fully erect and not even half as long as my flaccid roommate!

,,Now watch”, he said as he grabbed his huge dick and stroke it a few times. It was an incredible sight. He couldn’t close his hand around his massive prick that looked way bigger than 10”... it must have been over 7” in girth... after that we all went to the shower and jerked each other off.
 

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When my old friends and I were in our 20s we used to run trains on girls in our area or have fuck parties. MFM or MFMF sessions were pretty much a go on Friday and Saturday nights we were all horny and hungry for pussy.

Our peer group was about 7 guys deep and every one had decent size. I'm about the 3rd biggest, the two bigger than me one is really long (dude is 6'7), so long that he used to get a laugh out of having girls suck his dick from behind, and the other had the thickest dick out of us, he's uncut and ridiculously girthy and girls had trouble taking him regularly. I wouldn't want a dick that big, but he's married now with 3 kids so I'm sure his wife is quite pleased lol

Those days were a ton of fun
My friends and I in college knew our rank. We had a core group of five guys who were all on the soccer team together. We all saw each other naked all the time in showers and the locker room, and half of us lived together in some permutations at various times. So we had seen each other in various states and all knew where we stacked, hard and soft. I was second largest of us, but our one buddy Jeramy had a third leg, and had me beat. We all knew each other’s size, and generally joked about it if we were drunk or shooting the shit.
 

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Not certain but I think Im second largest in my group of friends. I've only discussed size with a few. Im definitely the biggest shower.
Once went with a couple friends to a building that housed an LGBT resource center and in the bathroom was jars of lubes and condoms.
When we were leaving one of them said "Did you see all those jars of stuff?" The guys laughed and I said yeah I stocked up, and pulled out a bunch of magnums from my pocket.
One of them said "goddamn. Of course you need those Moose. Not fair"
 

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I’ve seen most of my friends naked and they have seen me. They admit I’m the biggest. 3 of them did a measure contest with me in college when we were drunk and a bit cocky. My good friend was pretty confident in his 7”. But I had him beat.
 

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If you go back to college my whole standing in our group was around having a huge cock. When we went to a bar or a frat party, if there was a girl that caught our group's eye, it was almost I given I ought to give it a try, with a couple of the other guys being particular cheerleaders for my dick. That really was the beginning of me being fairly promiscuous.

Most of my life I have also done activities that mean you had to change or shower at some point, so guys that are friends end up in these same places. One of my better friends now was always dropping lines about big dick this and that or wanting to give some woman the big one. Always going on about his hands and shoe size. Then we were in a communal shower on a camping trip. He'd be an epic grower if anything he said was true. You could see it register on his face when he saw the hang of my flaccid cock and balls.
 

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Now that I think about It, how does this reflects in your daily life?

Well, in no way of consequence. Not like I eat first or anything like that. It is something we all joke about on occasion, and it's funny sometimes how and when it comes up, but it's just a silly thing we can all share in our friendship. After all, we all have one and no one gets to pick it, so what's the harm in sharing, comparing, and joking around about it?
 

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As a keen naturist I know all my friends’s flaccid sizes and what order they are in. Being prone to shrinkage I am often the smallest but still tend to take control and assume the alpha role
 

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Years ago when I running trains on girls with my buddies it was well known that I was the biggest. Hell we would openly talked about it, as one buddy was basically average and the other was longer than average (7ish) but with average girth.
 

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LOL.. well since u live in a small state u wouldn’t see them ... Go to a large city and see what you will find... Your opinion has absolutely no affect on my reality...

Easy on the judgement there buddy, I didn’t say you lied I just stated the FACT that the possibility that all 5 in a group of friends having over 8.5” penis is ridiculous, unless your friendship was established because your all penis sizes because becoming friends randomly outside of that situation just isnt possible. The statistics don’t support that’s being possible, and that’s not opinions or believes that’s just facts.

For your information I do live in a big ass city, I don’t even live in the state that’s listed on my profile.
 

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Everyone knew the best man at my wedding was the biggest of our friends. Everyone thought I was second for the longest time (long story there), not that I claimed to be.

But one time in our 30s 4 of us were lined up hard and word for out that i was the smallest.
 

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I have done formal comparisons, but have spent enough time naked with most of my male friends, that we certainly know what each others' penises look like, at least when soft. I'm about 3" soft, so most of my friends tend to be bigger. I'm also among the least modest and have zero inhibitions about my friends seeing that I have a smaller dick than them
 

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Just limp comparisons from community showers. That isn’t a real comparison I guess.

I don't know, I imagine soft is all most guys have to go on. I've certainly received quite a bit of attention from my soft size alone in Army showers.
 

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I used to be friends with a couple (MM) and had a "close encounter" with one of them, where I was real close to suck him. His dick hard was definetly bigger than mine, tho in retrospective, it wasn't "that" big.
The thing is, his boyfriend is known to be much larger.
I don't know how our three cocks compare side to side, but friend A made us know clearly a number of times, that the ranking is:
Boyfriend
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Friend
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Me.

And that was pretty hot to me.