"So why are you here then?"

[DC_DEEP]

Pity I'm gay. So the most we will do is go shopping-- and we will visit the MAC counter, got it?!? :wink:

So, you'll go shopping with snoozie, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?

Oooooh, oooooh can I come? I can be in DC in an hour, and we can hit all the stores... Momma loves to shop. :biggrin1:

So, you'll go shopping with Lex, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?

 

[snoozan]

So, you'll go shopping with snoozie, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?

So, you'll go shopping with Lex, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?

I was feeling somewhat chilly.

Didn't Lex tell you that you were coming? You get to push the stroller (or chase a 2 year old, your choice). Lex and I will be busy finding our perfect colors and some good makeup brushes. :biggrin1::tongue:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Yes--me, my mouth, muscles, cock and balls technically count as a "gang."

I find that rather erotic :redface:

Pity I'm gay. So the most we will do is go shopping-- and we will visit the MAC counter, got it?!? :wink:

Bum! I had noticed an' all - but 'bum!' nonetheless! :wink:

 

[Principessa]

Not for the sex. Im here for the people. The great friends ive made

Same here!

I, personally, wore out the 'on' button on mine years ago - and now they are just decorative!
I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

You wore out the "on" button?!? How exactly does that occur?

Really? I came for the sex and stayed for the food.:wink:

You got offered food!?! Damn, I was so totally gypped on that deal.:tongue:

We are here as long as the good experiences outnumber the bad ones.

AMEN!

if i see a PM from someone i don't know from the boards in my box, i will skim it, but if it's a generic "wanna fuk" or a "hey wutz up yer hawt", it goes directly to the circular file.

Bingo!:biggrin1:

Just a fleeting thought; how many of the regular female posters on here would actually describe themselves as 'size queens'?

When I first joined last November I wouldn't have described my self as a size queen. I was just a girl who liked cock. :biggrin1: However it has since been confirmed by myself and others that I am in fact a true size queen.

By being here all women are saying “I am looking; please take me now.” ROTFLMAO hahaha see dolf250, you and your intelligent and witty posts are one of the many reasons I stay.

I for one am glad that you are here and contributing. Everybody is here for their own reasons and there is not a prerequisite that you must be looking for a partner with a large member to be here (otherwise I may not be here.:wink: ) I know that most our female members have to fight off unwanted advances and giving you the advice to ignore them won't help at all. So true :frown1: Instead I propose that you take the worst offenders and “out” them by posting their drivel for us all to poke fun at.

I was in the chatroom earlier, something I rarely do, and someone I don't know PMed me asking me if I was single or something like that, and I said, "I'm married and I'm not looking." To which he replied, "So why are you on LPSG, then?"

This is about the umpteenth time I've heard this, either on the boards, in PMs, and now in chat. I've heard it from both men and women. Err, "women." I don't get it. Why is it that because I'm female and talking about sex on a sex related site that I'm here to hook up either online or in person, and if I'm not, I have no right to be here?

I hate this shit.

At one point someone got snitty at me by challenging my self-described monogamy because obviously if I was monogamous there was no reason to be here. Of course, this person has no idea what monogamy means in my marriage, i.e. flirting/cybering allowed or not. Even if I don't participate in any of that, if my husband doesn't mind, why can't I be here?

I'm not here to serve anyone else's needs but my own.

Whether I'm here to banter, to flirt, to look at photos of cocks, to read about world events, whatever, it's at my discretion. I'm not an open fucking door who takes all comers just because I'm female. Even if I do participate in some online play with other members, why is it that these men don't get that "married/not looking" may just mean that I'm not looking for them. ROTFLMAO! I suspect thousands of cocks across the globe just shrunk up a bit when they read that last line.

The particulars of my marriage, my life, my activity on this board, and my reasons for being active here are my business. I don't care what other people do and I try very hard not to be sanctimonious on the subject of monogamy. It's simply not my place, nor is it anyone else's place to tell me whether I should be here and what I should be doing.

My signature line used to read:
Q: Why are you here if you aren't a size queen?
A: Just because I've never been to Paris doesn't mean I don't want to visit the Eiffel Tower and ride the elevator to the top.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Snoozana,

I can relate to what you feel because I'm a guy here and not really looking for any sexual hookups but I get a load of these solicitation PM's that peeve me. I mean, how do you respond to something like this....


[ yum, u are sexy!! i would love to every inch of u naked!! ]


Do most of you snub these kind of PM's? I've responded to some but they are like cock roaches and never die or like bad house guests that refuse to leave so I just don't answer them anymore.

I do get sincere PM's from strangers that I do enjoy and respond to but the majority have been trolling PM's. Maybe I should put in my signature line -"I'm a dinner and movie before 3rd base kind of guy."

Spray 'em with Bengal. It does a good job of getting rid of roaches.

Awww I think it's nice that you are romantic. I may want to make it with somebody but I still like romance first.

 

[B_ironsoul]

Ironsoul, dear, you are plenty smart enough to beat idiots like that, at their own game. Go ahead and have the conversation with the cool dude. If his little "time's up" light comes on and he wants you to talk nasty to him, talk un-nasty to him in response.

"Ironsoul, tell me about your tits..."
"Um, well, they are my tits."
"Tell me you want my big cock..."
"Why would I do that, if I don't want it?"
"You slut-bitch, why are you here?"
"To see how limited your vocabulary is, moron. I bet you only have two more nasty names you can think of to call me. Let's hear 'em."

Oh trust me babycakes, I do. It is actually funny how mean I can get with dudes like that, I really entertain myself. Yes, I actually can be mean!!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

You wore out the "on" button?!? How exactly does that occur?

The big brown 'on' button on the right one! Not to be confused with the big brown 'off' button on the left one! :wink:

 

[nakedwally]

i for one am getting really sick of things like this, i hate it when i am in chat and get privated and am asked asl? are you gay, straight or bi?wanna cam? how big are you? you like to suck big dick? you like big dick up your ass? do you wanna taste my cum?

i am really really sick of it, Yes i am bi, but that's not why i come here, i come here for fun and support. I do the occasional flirting but only with people that i have gotten to know either in chat or on a thread. Why can't some guys just "GROW UP?"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Awww Walley I'm sorry. I do understand tho. I used to go into chat and joke but got tired of the pm's. I have been known to be brutal. "Well, first how big is it? 7.5 inches? hmmm That's average in Texas. I thought you said you had a big one." :naughty:

 

[whatireallywant]

Awww Walley I'm sorry. I do understand tho. I used to go into chat and joke but got tired of the pm's. I have been known to be brutal. "Well, first how big is it? 7.5 inches? hmmm That's average in Texas. I thought you said you had a big one." :naughty:

Ouch.

I live in Texas now, but have not had the opportunity to investigate what the "average" here is. :biggrin1:

Of course that is a good response to an obnoxious PM - gotta love that!

Is there a way you can go into chat and not get private chat messages? Just wondering.

 

[DC_DEEP]

i hate it when i am in chat and get privated and am asked asl?

American Sign Language? Yes, I'm fairly fluent, I have lots of deaf friends.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Well,

Perhaps I dont get many messages of that type because I have no gallery pics to serve as fodder for insane fantasies. I have gotten a few because of my online name. I guess they assumed I would be good to go with and online name like that...

Naughty, I've got insane fantasies without a picture! :tongue:
I avoid chat like THE PLAGUE! I mean, there's so many fruityloops there, it is crazy. These fucktards just don't know how to interact with women.

 

[whatireallywant]

American Sign Language? Yes, I'm fairly fluent, I have lots of deaf friends.

I don't see how you could use ASL in chat, though. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

hmmm I think I'll make manicotti, salad, garlic bread, strawberry surprise, have a nice wine, and wait for a laid back average guy to come join me for a romantic dinner. If he wont' do the dishes, he'll have to rub my back and inappropriately touch me. I bet I'd get the dishes done in record time.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

IThe particulars of my marriage, my life, my activity on this board, and my reasons for being active here are my business. I don't care what other people do and I try very hard not to be sanctimonious on the subject of monogamy. It's simply not my place, nor is it anyone else's place to tell me whether I should be here and what I should be doing.

snooz:

I'm puzzled why this is even an issue for an independent minded soul like you. Why do the inquiries of such nosy busybodies leave you feeling so annoyed?

 

[Lex]

So, you'll go shopping with snoozie, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?So, you'll go shopping with Lex, but not me, huh? So why are you here, you frigid bitch?

I said the MAC counter, not the Leather Rack. I am sure we can find you a fierce new paddle or cock ring or something.

I was feeling somewhat chilly.

Didn't Lex tell you that you were coming? You get to push the stroller (or chase a 2 year old, your choice). Lex and I will be busy finding our perfect colors and some good makeup brushes. :biggrin1::tongue:

I hear DC DEEP does a fierce drag show. A leather drag show mind you but a fierce one nonetheless!

I find that rather erotic :redface:

I know lots of women who get off on gay male porn. Try it-- you might like it.

American Sign Language? Yes, I'm fairly fluent, I have lots of deaf friends.

ASL?

ASL?

ASL?

*eyeroll*

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I know lots of women who get off on gay male porn. Try it-- you might like it.

I have. I do.

 

[geek0]

I have. I do.

me too :biggrin1: actually id love to a mmf with 2 bi men so theyd be into each other too :tongue:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

me too :biggrin1: actually id love to a mmf with 2 bi men so theyd be into each other too :tongue:

Oh, yeah. That's on my 'things to do before I die' list, alright - that and the Dakar rally - but not at the same time... too confusing! I have a bad enough sense of direction as it is...

 

[snoozan]

Oh, yeah. That's on my 'things to do before I die' list, alright - that and the Dakar rally - but not at the same time... too confusing! I have a bad enough sense of direction as it is...

I'm with you, girls. Well I don't think the Dakar rally, just the MMF. If I knew what the Dakar rally was, I'd probably do it, too.

I love gay porn. Lesbian porn. Straight porn. Etc.