Speedos
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It would be more fun if you were been next to me right now. This way I just stay horny like hell.
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I will talk about the societal thing at the end but first let's go through the less easily to get morally outraged about arguments.
Big dicks unlike big boobs can be hidden.
I'm not saying they need to be hidden. See below for that. I just mean because they are hidden they can also be discovered. Discovery of anything is wonderful feeling but discovery of a big dick is the best. To illustrate this, below is a list of dick discovery scenarios in descending of hotness:
- Sex is starting. You are already attracted to this person and excited to fuck them. That you've just realized that they have a huge dick seriously increases the heat.
- Catching a glimpse of it moving in a pair of basketball/jogging shorts.
- Wet board shorts clinging to a freshly out of the water guy before he pulls away the suction.
- Subway jolts forward and their crotch accidentally touches your hand.
- Normal Speedo
- Everything else
- Your bathing suit
- Subway doesn't jolt forward and an unattractive man purposely pushes it against you.
You have a hot body for your age (thats a compliment, read it as such) but this suits shape is totally wrong for it. A normal speedo would be infinitely hotter than this!
This style bathing suit only looks good on tiny-waisted twink bottoms with 26 inch waists and small to medium sized dicks.
- It looks like you have nice ass. This bathing suit makes it hard to tell because it sits too high. This causes the ruching (the gathered ruffle in your crack) to run up the flat part of your back making your ass look less round than it would if it sat fully in your crack as designed (remember designed for tiny, fits in the palm of your hand, twink ass).
- The deep-v shape of the suit fabric in the front makes your abs look like a gut. Few people over 20 have a perfectly flat transition from abs to pubic area. A suit that came up a little higher would break that up and make your abs look like the abs they are.
- You have great legs but the thin-ness of the waistband cuts tightly across your thighs and causing skin to raise up around it (again, 0% body fat twinks). This creates the appearance of fat where there isn't any. Same thing happens to your ass itself in profile where the back cuts midway up the cheek.
Big dicks are hot
Not just for the direct anatomical benefits but for the confidence they frequently provide. Confidence is always hot (even in a slave bottom). A regular speedo says confident. This bathing suit says insecure. I'm not saying you're insecure. I'm saying that if I saw you wearing it I would assume that you were insecure. I would assume you were wearing it because you spend your life being disrespected or ignored and showing your dick in your mind forces others to respect you. That it isn't enough for a few people to notice but the entire area around you has to be disrupted by it.
Where this disagreement usually goes
I'm not saying that you need to hide your body. Dicks are beautiful and you shouldn't have to go to incredible measures to hide it in order to make others feel comfortable. In public (excluding gay bars on "big dick contest" nights, parts of South Beach, and the entire city San Francisco, in the US), you just need to give people the option to ignore it if they don't want your dick in their day (again the difference between a speedo and your suit). Your suit takes away that option.
This is especially true if there are kids around. Not because kids have a clue what they are looking at or will be permanently scarred by the site of it. The kids likely won't give it a second thought after it's gone. It's more the disruption it causes to the day of a parent who now needs to worry about the motivations of the exhibitionist sitting near his kid. Everyone deserves a beach day free from stress. It not morality. It's courtesy.
You're going to say: "Why is my dick different than a woman's breasts?" The simple answer is that it takes a lot more breast to make people uncomfortable. Again, not commenting on if its right or not just discussing reality. Your bathing suit is the equivalent of a woman wearing nipple tassels and a g-string. Again, there is nothing morally wrong about it. It's just selfish to put your love of exhibitionism above the comfort of others.
Again, I'm not defending their discomfort. I'm simply acknowledging that it exists.
All this being said there are places where you can wear this suit (ignoring that you would look hotter in something else). Let's break it down by scenario:
OK TO WEAR
- On stage as professional Gogo boy
- Home alone
- Home with significant other or like-minded friend
- A party of you and your close adult friends. They are going to judge you though.
- Any event where the invitation reads: "wear your most revealing..."
- Billionaire sugar-daddy's yacht docked in the Mediterranean
- Alone, housesitting, where there is a tall hedge. (Everyone expects house sitters are going open drawers and inadvertently drip cum on things)
- Private/very secluded beach
- Gay club on "big cock contest" night
- Frat party (while still enrolled as undergraduate) with a beach theme and very strong frozen margaritas
- Pool bbq at your in-laws.
- Any private event with children and/or where you aren't the host and don't know all the host's guests
- Any other public area or event than those listed above
