Strip club

[WilliamG]

If restaurants were strip clubs... They would bring the food out. Put it on your table. Let you smell it. Maybe let you pick up a piece (but you better not put it in your mouth). Then leave on an empty stomach where you have to stop at McDonald's to fill the sad hunger in you gut.

 

[Lentils]

I never had any interest in strip clubs, but my best friend loved them. One night he convinced me to go to one, his treat. It was so crap that I felt like I was proved right. This only made him want to show me what I was missing even more, so on another night out he took me to a different one which I have to say was very good - I mean, a total wast of money, but I was stupidly horny and very easily parted from too much of my money. Since then we've been just one more time, and that was fairly disappointing. All in all I hope I don't get talked into it again.

 

[1101550]

I did when I was like 19 or 20. Seeing tits and ass just made me want to chase women out in the real world.and then strip clubs ceased being interesting to me.

Going to a strip club, as Mark Rippetoe says "Is like going to a fine dining place but, ordering a few drinks and looking at the menu and then going home still hungry as you went in"

I think after I went to a strip club for the first time (my birthday) and a 3 times after for birthdays, promotions and bachelor parties; I wanted to be so good at wooing women that they'd voluntarily come home with me and give me a little private dance there. Oh yeah.

 

[Kippmann]

Use to go to strip clubs a lot. Some lap dances here and there, but most of the time wouldn't do it. I just never get turned on by them, knowing they are there just for money and nothing to do with me. One time though at one in NC did the lap dance just cause it was bought for me by company. Went back having a good time on dance. Touching allowed and she says "why are you not hard or are you and just small" I laughed out loud almost. Said not small at all just don't get turned on much from dances knowing nothing will ever happen. Then into second song she reaches and undoes my belt and takes it off. then reaches into my shorts and plays with my cock. Looks at me and says 'will this get you hard' I'm like for sure. She does it just for a few sconds and then back to grinding. then looks back at me and goes wow I feel it. Third song in now (last one) and she reaches back in and grabs my shaft, just holds it no stroking or anything. I said why don't you stroke it. She was like cause they may see me doing it, but damn its so thick. Song ends and I have huge hard on. I thank her and head back out to my seat after going to rest room to let it calm down. Several of her "friends" come up over the night and ask me to do a lap dance said so and so said I have to feel this.

 

[simbablk]

I don't go to strip clubs. Haven't frequented them in over 20yrs. I've only been twice in the last 10yrs and that's because of the bachelor parties that were being thrown at the time. When I go, I decline all lap dances - as they do nothing for me. I'll buy one for someone else (typically the bachelor) since I know that's where they (strippers) make their money.

 

[22D ROCK]

I have been to many strip clubs. When me and my buddies get together that is the norm. I have never had a lap dance all though I tip dancers and servers well. I'm not there to drink but drowned. I will admit I have a bit of a problem.

The biggest thing to remember about the strip club is you will get F'ed but you won't get laid.

 

[someperson]

If restaurants were strip clubs... They would bring the food out. Put it on your table. Let you smell it. Maybe let you pick up a piece (but you better not put it in your mouth). Then leave on an empty stomach where you have to stop at McDonald's to fill the sad hunger in you gut.

does not do anything for me visually total waste of money for me since you have to pay to get in aka cover charge it was "fully nude"


the lap dance was slightly amusing though I did not enjoy having my quads slapped with her butt


it was more meh then anything else

 

[866071]

Havent been to a strip club in many years but lap dances never really did much for me. Even the strippers' stage dancing always seemed just kind of stupid. I much more enjoyed watching the ladies naked and just doing normal type things like walking around, serving drinks, etc. I did buy my wife a lapdance one though..... now that was a huge turnon to watch!

 

[Komland]

There’s some very relaxed strip clubs in london, where it’s obvious the girls love what they do and like being desired. Haven’t been for a while, but have had some wild nights in some of them. Definitely had some good times in strip clubs - they can be very sexy places. They can also be desperate hovels with mechanical fakers so, I guess, your mileage may vary...

 

[Komland]

Havent been to a strip club in many years but lap dances never really did much for me. Even the strippers' stage dancing always seemed just kind of stupid. I much more enjoyed watching the ladies naked and just doing normal type things like walking around, serving drinks, etc. I did buy my wife a lapdance one though..... now that was a huge turnon to watch!

I remember being in a great club on a Saturday night. This incredible black stripper, with an unbelievable figure, was offering private dances and I asked a total stranger - a blond business woman out with her colleagues, if she’d share a lap dance with me and she did - was a sexy night...

 

[goander]

I have and went home with a dancer too.

 

[JulioSaphire]

I know it's been a while, but if you're looking to check out a strip club in Lexington, it depends on what kind of vibe you're after.

 

[thickcockjames]

It’s been quite a while since I got a lap dance. I certainly never came while getting one, but id get quite an erection.

I haven’t thought about it in quite a while, but I do remember one of the first times I got a lap dance when I was 21 the woman was doing her thing and I got so hard. She was doing the “run her tits in my face and down to my lap. She actually stroked the length of my cock and said “good for you baby, damn” and I actually saw her talking to another dancer right after a pointing at me and knowing her head.

The other dancer she was talking to offer to give me a feee dance after that and she went right for my cock and said said something like “well she wasn’t lying was she”

Had I been a bit more experienced I might have been able to turn that into a really fun night. Haha.

 

[JulioSaphire]

I know it's been a while, but if you're looking to check out a strip club in Lexington, it depends on what kind of vibe you're after.

There are a few options in the area, but one that comes to mind is the Lexington strip club. It's got a decent reputation, with a fun atmosphere and various dancers. The staff is usually friendly, and the drinks aren’t overpriced either. It’s a good spot if you’re looking to relax and enjoy the night. However, every place has its crowd, so if you're looking for something more laid-back or wild, it's worth checking out a few others.

 

[chiseledblackmale]

It depends on the state you are in but I do get aroused from strip clubs but never have cum. Private room dances are better where I get handjobs often. Since I am a bigger guy, the strippers do talk some get lots of attention. Just be prepared to spend money but they will get and keep you aroused if you have cash in private room.

 

[derf3]

Once, in college: one of my classmates feeling more-or-less bad for me, I think, basically brushed her posterior down my front. We were all out at a regular dance club in the city, and I was pretty much holding up the wall the whole time. Totally a fish out of water.

Anyhow, I was completely caught off guard. I didn't even react, honestly, for fear of being a bad guy. I actually left shortly thereafter--as one of the bouncers actually barreled into me while fighting with someone else! Took a while for me to process the whole evening.

I always regretted that. For one thing, I rather liked my classmate. And for another: she was definitely my type.

 

[notthatguy]

Not really a fan of strip clubs.

Prefer when one of my fuck buddies is riding and grinding on my dick.

 

[ronin001]

I have been to a few Gentlemen's clubs in and around New York City. Generally a bachelors party; or guys after work event. I have had a lap dance or two, just to be part of the group. Sadly no the activity did nothing for me sexually.

 

[Intellectualmeat]

If restaurants were strip clubs... They would bring the food out. Put it on your table. Let you smell it. Maybe let you pick up a piece (but you better not put it in your mouth). Then leave on an empty stomach where you have to stop at McDonald's to fill the sad hunger in you gut.

Damn if this isn’t accurate lol

 

[BigBri2010]

When I was younger I would go, had lap dances sometimes got hard. The hardest I got from a lap dance was when I got a lap dance from a former student. I had went on a bachelor party for a buddy, and noticed I knew her from classes a few years earlier. One of my buddies thought it would be cool to get me a lap dance with her. It was cool, and I did get extremely hard. I didn't cum. I did tip very well. She replied with "Thanks Mr. B.