The most ridiculous locker room rule

[coolestguy]

I went to a local county swimming pool, and I noticed a sign in the locker room stating that no nudity is allowed. When I saw that, I initially thought it must be a mistake; perhaps it only applied to the pool area.

After I finished swimming, I took a shower, as I always do after a swim. While I was washing myself, the attendant came in and told me that I could not be naked. I was shocked and quickly put my swimsuit back on.

When I returned to the dry area to change, the attendant reiterated that I could not be naked and that I must change inside the stall.

That's the first time ever in my life that nudity was not allowed in a locker room. Have you seen such rule in a locker room?

 

[coffinhack]

You're right, that is ridiculous.

 

[JohnGw]

I have a bad knee and need to sit down to put on my pants and underwear. Do they provide seats in the cubicles and somewhere to keep your clothing dry?

 

[Tony56]

Purely asinine and I doubt I would return to a place like that.

 

[coolestguy]

I have a bad knee and need to sit down to put on my pants and underwear. Do they provide seats in the cubicles and somewhere to keep your clothing dry?

There was a bench. The stall is next to the toilet stalls and the urinals. It was not pleasant.

 

[coolestguy]

Purely asinine and I doubt I would return to a place like that.

I won't go back. I went there because it's an indoor pool. I need to take a thorough shower with soap to wash off the chorine. I couldn't do it there.

 

[Intactassie]

How did the attendant know you were showering naked?

 

[opinionman]

OMG. This is so dumb it hardly merits a response. Tell us, what did you WISH You had said to the attendant?

 

[coolestguy]

How did the attendant know you were showering naked?

He came in to clean the shower. It was almost the closing time.

 

[coolestguy]

OMG. This is so dumb it hardly merits a response. Tell us, what did you WISH You had said to the attendant?

I told him it's crazy. I asked why. He said because there were little kids. There were no kids when I was there. I didn't think that was a valid reason.

 

[coolestguy]

How did the attendant know you were showering naked?

It was an open shower.

 

[opinionman]

I told him it's crazy. I asked why. He said because there were little kids. There were no kids when I was there. I didn't think that was a valid reason.

Well, unfortunately there have been plenty of examples of inappropriate behavior in such circumstances. however, you'll notice that other cultures consider it normal for men to share locker room space with the younger set.

 

[MusclePerth]

I went to a local county swimming pool, and I noticed a sign in the locker room stating that no nudity is allowed. When I saw that, I initially thought it must be a mistake; perhaps it only applied to the pool area.

After I finished swimming, I took a shower, as I always do after a swim. While I was washing myself, the attendant came in and told me that I could not be naked. I was shocked and quickly put my swimsuit back on.

When I returned to the dry area to change, the attendant reiterated that I could not be naked and that I must change inside the stall.

That's the first time ever in my life that nudity was not allowed in a locker room. Have you seen such rule in a locker room?

Probably some teeny, weenie dude was offended.

 

[Intactassie]

He came in to clean the shower. It was almost the closing time.

That makes sense. I was concerned that they might “monitor” the showers.

 

[opinionman]

I went to a local county swimming pool, and I noticed a sign in the locker room stating that no nudity is allowed. When I saw that, I initially thought it must be a mistake; perhaps it only applied to the pool area.

After I finished swimming, I took a shower, as I always do after a swim. While I was washing myself, the attendant came in and told me that I could not be naked. I was shocked and quickly put my swimsuit back on.

When I returned to the dry area to change, the attendant reiterated that I could not be naked and that I must change inside the stall.

That's the first time ever in my life that nudity was not allowed in a locker room. Have you seen such rule in a locker room?

So I'm curious about the specific details. You were naked. Was the shower running when he came over? Did he have to speak loudly to be heard? Did you face him, giving him a clear look at your cock and balls?
You seem rather polite, so I'm guess you didn't do anything brazen like put your hands defiantly on your hips and face him squarely and go, "What?? Are you kidding? I'm in the shower!"
Was he close enough to get his attendant uniform (if he had one) kind of wet? Later, was he WAITING for you to return to reiterate his odious message??

 

[coolestguy]

So I'm curious about the specific details. You were naked. Was the shower running when he came over? Did he have to speak loudly to be heard? Did you face him, giving him a clear look at your cock and balls?
You seem rather polite, so I'm guess you didn't do anything brazen like put your hands defiantly on your hips and face him squarely and go, "What?? Are you kidding? I'm in the shower!"
Was he close enough to get his attendant uniform (if he had one) kind of wet? Later, was he WAITING for you to return to reiterate his odious message??

It's an open shower. I was using the shower head in the corner. The attendant came in to clean the shower area. He saw me and said I couldn't be naked. I kept showering while asking him why and saying that was a ridiculous rule for a locker room. I complied at the end. I was facing him and kept our distance the whole time when we were talking. I'm sure he saw everything.

The drying area was also an open space with benches along the walls. I was drying off. He saw me after he finished cleaning the showers. That's when he told me that I should change in the stall.

 

[opinionman]

It's an open shower. I was using the shower head in the corner. The attendant came in to clean the shower area. He saw me and said I couldn't be naked. I kept showering while asking him why and saying that was a ridiculous rule for a locker room. I complied at the end. I was facing him and kept our distance the whole time when we were talking. I'm sure he saw everything.

The drying area was also an open space with benches along the walls. I was drying off. He saw me after he finished cleaning the showers. That's when he told me that I should change in the stall.

God, what a stupid situation. Poor guy (and poor you). Maybe he didn't agree with the policy but felt he had to enforce it. Sorry you had to go thru that.

 

[adude688]

Showering naked should be encouraged not banned

 

[wpgman]

Maybe a good idea would be to just wear a t-shirt in the showers and that way you can say that you are not naked.

 

[opinionman]

Maybe a good idea would be to just wear a t-shirt in the showers and that way you can say that you are not naked.

Hahahahaha! Great!