How did you manage to nurture yours to such lengths? I can’t lie I’d be that friend that always has an eye or hand on that ass and asking you for help on some squatting techniques.
hockey. And it’s funny — I never had one of those “Hockey butts” until recently. About a year and a half ago, out of nowhere it seems, my glutes got really sore from any workout that so much as tangentially activated them. And my ass began to balloon.
that year was borderline traumatizing for me, looking back on it hahaha. My ass grew out of pretty much my entire wardrobe like 2 separate times. Even when pants fit, they were always tight as hell around my ass (which made my somewhat-above-average dick always bulge out like crazy). Everyone, especially my teammates, started commenting on how big it was getting. And once it started to “stick out”, so to speak, I would forget how far back it extended and bump into stuff/people in tight spaces.
And it’s not like I couldn’t make it stop growing, unless I quit playing the sport I loved. Only quarantine made it level off.
So this response I imagine wasn’t exactly helpful, sorry lol