There A Large Ass Support Group Out There?

[renny_p]

I could use it, hahaha

Like I love it but it's such a nuisance

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

 

[Tripz]

I can give you any and all the support you’d ever want or need! Lol

 

[Tripz]

What do you need assistance with?

 

[renny_p]

What do you need assistance with?

Finding pants, for starters. But in general, I just wanna talk and share experiences with other dudes whose asses stick out like a shelf too haha.

 

[Tripz]

Finding pants, for starters. But in general, I just wanna talk and share experiences with other dudes whose asses stick out like a shelf too haha.

I can help with finding pants, unfortunately I’m not blessed with the shelf booty though.

 

[Tripz]

I’ll even offer my services to mend any pants that have been slain by your bubble butt!

 

[MickeyLee]

If I keep eating the way I have been I will literally need ass support. Like, a butt sling/shelf on braces with wheels. Prop up my butt and keeping me from falling backward.

Aunt Fanny 2020

 

[renny_p]

If I keep eating the way I have been I will literally need ass support. Like, a butt sling/shelf on braces with wheels. Prop up my butt and keeping me from falling backward.

Aunt Fanny 2020

oh gosh! Mine’s a muscle butt, and it feels like if I so much as look at a squat rack it sticks out a little bit furthe.

Which is ironic cause squatting isn’t even how it got so big

 

[Tripz]

oh gosh! Mine’s a muscle butt, and it feels like if I so much as look at a squat rack it sticks out a little bit furthe.

Which is ironic cause squatting isn’t even how it got so big

How did you manage to nurture yours to such lengths? I can’t lie I’d be that friend that always has an eye or hand on that ass and asking you for help on some squatting techniques.

 

[Tripz]

Have you ripped any pants recently with your ass?

 

[Pandora77]

If there was one, @xarmanix would be President

 

[xarmanix]

If there was one, @xarmanix would be President

Hehehe thank you for the reference Pandora ! I do believe you are correct, I would deff be the President of such a group and you will be a perfect submission to the group with that mega huge bubble butt !!!

 

[renny_p]

Have you ripped any pants recently with your ass?

Fuck, I’ve ripped 2 pairs within the last week. Not even kidding.

It’s so frustrating — unless they’re stretchy, I can’t seem to keep pants OR underwear for more than a couple months without wearing out or ripping

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Yannnoooooo....given some of the posters here, we might be a large ass support group, by default

 

[renny_p]

How did you manage to nurture yours to such lengths? I can’t lie I’d be that friend that always has an eye or hand on that ass and asking you for help on some squatting techniques.

hockey. And it’s funny — I never had one of those “Hockey butts” until recently. About a year and a half ago, out of nowhere it seems, my glutes got really sore from any workout that so much as tangentially activated them. And my ass began to balloon.

that year was borderline traumatizing for me, looking back on it hahaha. My ass grew out of pretty much my entire wardrobe like 2 separate times. Even when pants fit, they were always tight as hell around my ass (which made my somewhat-above-average dick always bulge out like crazy). Everyone, especially my teammates, started commenting on how big it was getting. And once it started to “stick out”, so to speak, I would forget how far back it extended and bump into stuff/people in tight spaces.

And it’s not like I couldn’t make it stop growing, unless I quit playing the sport I loved. Only quarantine made it level off.

So this response I imagine wasn’t exactly helpful, sorry lol

 

[renny_p]

Yannnoooooo....given some of the posters here, we might be a large ass support group, by default

like who lol

 

[Tripz]

Fuck, I’ve ripped 2 pairs within the last week. Not even kidding.

It’s so frustrating — unless they’re stretchy, I can’t seem to keep pants OR underwear for more than a couple months without wearing out or ripping

Lol that’s why you got the LASP here to help you! I never got around to trying them myself but have you tried wearing those pants from State & Liberty that Larkin endorsed?
As far as underwear go, what kind are you wearing? Maybe a nice thong or jockstrap will help in that department and you’ll look super sexy wearing one lol

 

[Tripz]

hockey. And it’s funny — I never had one of those “Hockey butts” until recently. About a year and a half ago, out of nowhere it seems, my glutes got really sore from any workout that so much as tangentially activated them. And my ass began to balloon.

that year was borderline traumatizing for me, looking back on it hahaha. My ass grew out of pretty much my entire wardrobe like 2 separate times. Even when pants fit, they were always tight as hell around my ass (which made my somewhat-above-average dick always bulge out like crazy). Everyone, especially my teammates, started commenting on how big it was getting. And once it started to “stick out”, so to speak, I would forget how far back it extended and bump into stuff/people in tight spaces.

And it’s not like I couldn’t make it stop growing, unless I quit playing the sport I loved. Only quarantine made it level off.

So this response I imagine wasn’t exactly helpful, sorry lol

Ah the joys of a hockey butt once again enters my life lol. I’m glad you found a sport you love and I’m sure your teammates, friends and myself appreciate the bubble butt it’s given you. Sounds like it’s become quite the recurring problem of brushing up against someone’s bulge trying to squeeze past or demolishing some stuff on the table when trying to just brush by. I’m sure the LASP can help you recover some of the costs of repair and for the emotional trauma lol

 

[ronin001]

Speaking as a male, who enjoys large Butts ( on women ). What, would the world be without them