Things only big dicks can do

[BaddJack]

play the drums

 

[185248]

Open the door for you when your arms are full carrying the groceries.

 

[buttfuckbro]

Make me cum hands free.

yes! my favorite thing a big fat cock can do!

oh ya, massage my vocal cords & fuck past my rectum into my colon
hang out the pant leg of a pair of boxer shorts ;p

 

[littleguyhugedick]

Give me a belly bulge

Give me a belly bulge

Believe me I can and would. Have done it all my life. It is turn on.

 

[BigNavy]

Give TSA the right to pat down your thigh.

This happened to me on the 4th

 

[MK9]

Seeing nipples springing out in no time when I walk at nude beaches

 

[ozwestcoastboy]

Things only big cocks can do:

Slap you about the face when you've been a naughty boy . . .

Be used as a paint brush . . .

Be used, when erect, as a clothes hanger . . .

Be used to put the holes in doughnuts . . .

Be used to swat flies . . .

Be used as a jousting lance . . .

Be used to advertise hot dogs . . .

Be used to ward off evil spirits . . .

Be used as a fire hose . . .

Be used as a spinning top . . .

 

[Hungmanparis]

View media item 1212733I can use it as a towel-hanger thing after getting showered in my lockerrooms gym

 

[1090494]

Mmmmmm I love that feeling, having my guts pushed aside by a huge thick dick and the pressure that builds up inside xx

This is probably the best reply of the day.

 

[qazplm#1]

Practically speaking, it lets you switch positions without having to pull out all the way, which can enable some extra shenanigans.

Totally agree. Best aspect to having or getting plowed by a big one outside of appearances and other things...

 

[erpap]

Totally agree. Best aspect to having or getting plowed by a big one outside of appearances and other things...

I'm still waiting to get plowed by one so I can know the feeling!

 

[qazplm#1]

I'm still waiting to get plowed by one so I can know the feeling!

It's amazing to switch positions (rear entry (also sideways), basset hound, jockey, bodyguard, bulldog, screw, sitting bull, T-square, spoon, & deep impact) without his dick ever leaving your ass.

https://gaysexpositionsguide.com/

 

[erpap]

It's amazing to switch positions (rear entry (also sideways), basset hound, jockey, bodyguard, bulldog, screw, sitting bull, T-square, spoon, & deep impact) without his dick ever leaving your ass.

I want all that!

 

[malakos]

Things only big cocks can do:

Slap you about the face when you've been a naughty boy . . .

 

[Dr Base]

One of my favorite activities and phrases. External massages are best followed by internal massages. #AtLeastThatsWhatSheSaid

 

[deepvoicedan]

Only big dicks make bulges that get noticed in the street! This just happened to me: a group of teenagers were in my way and one lad decided he thought my appearance was funny (it wasn't: I was just heading to the shops and this youth probably thought I should be wearing a tracksuit and a scally haircut like him). A girl, about 16 or 17 who was stood right across my path look at me then him, and said "he's got a big dick there, Daz." That shut him up! That never happened when I was their age but that was before the internet: I think kids are a bit too aware these days...

 

[Hungmanparis]

I can hide myself with it and keep all my anonymity

 

[LOUIS]

You can suck your own cock ! I do it as soon as possible !

 

[TinyPrincess]

Be used as Christmas stocking

 

[Magicstick74]

When you're sitting on the toilet and him and his boys take an unexpected dip in the water